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Push It Somewhere Else

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Alby003@lemmings.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No one in the world wants your shitty Florida, especially that part of the world. You’re going to have to think of a more permanent ‘sunken without warning’ solution.

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    • theodewere@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Europe has a serious lack of wooded swampland.. you need to consider this a little.. with one move, you could satisfy all your swamp needs for centuries to come probably.. and you get gators as a bonus.. that continent hasn't seen large aquatic reptilians in millions of years.. the kids will be excited, i guarantee it..

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      • turddle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        AND it comes with Disney World + Universal Studios? The kids will love it! You gotta take that deal. Think of the children!

        Take it. Come on. Please.

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      • LeberechtReinhold@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        We got our swamps, but then came the Dutch and they defeated the sea.

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    • m_r_butts@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Florida IS sinking. And we're ignoring the warnings.

      https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=florida+flooding+climate+change

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      • Tvkan@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Sssshhh. Let it sink.

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  • rustyfish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    One of the greatest cuisines of the world traded against some of the worst humans. No deal, USA. No deal.

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    • Moc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Florida does not have the greatest cuisine!

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  • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Florida in Europe = Europe’s penis.

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    • krippix@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don‘t you dare take that away from Sweden.

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      • happyhippo@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Don’t worry, yours is larger!

        Cheers from Italy

        😃

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  • Lupus108@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wait, why did they bring Sardinia but left Sicily behind?

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    • deus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I guess Cuba didn’t want to move to make room for it

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  • logos@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I see your Berlusconi and raise you one DeSantis and 34 meth-heads.

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    • happyhippo@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Berlusconi is gone (ahem finally ahem)

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  • s_s@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I had to look it up:

    Florida: 170,310 km^2

    Italy: 301,340 km^2

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  • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Repost from last week from this very same community, come on now…

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  • x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Speaking on behalf of all Italians I believe they would never want to be part of america

    america is the earth’s toilet

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  • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Land bridge to Cuba will be popular

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  • Pistcow@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Italy is the Florida of Europe

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    • NotSpez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Politically? Yes.

      Culturally? Not so much

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      • IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Go to southern Italy. Plenty of uncultured swines over there.

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    • DieguiTux8623@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Based.

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  • sagrotan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No. That puts Florida MUCH too close to me & will ruin Italian cuisine forever. Nonononope.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Corporate wants you to find the difference

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  • RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s a function of the electronics, not the physical connection. The NACS connection is far superior to either CCS standard, and it’s not even close.

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    • DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wrong post buddy/bot

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      • RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah no idea why that went to top level in response to “Iwanttofuckspez” from my inbox.

        But nice ASSumption on the bot thing, guy.

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  • Starglasses@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I saw this initially as taking a world boot to the US’ junk.

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  • jcdenton@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I like this plan

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  • RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This showed up elsewhere a few days ago and I’d be more than happy to become a E.U. citizen, then promptly don my best muddled Irish accent to harangue the backwoods yokels in ridiculous pickup trucks that would be amassed along the French and Swiss borders so I could better fit in with you European folk. Then I’d flee to Amsterdam or something.

    Uh, you guys really need to forget the CCS nonsense and adopt the superior NACS Tesla charging ports, though.

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    • IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Did you sniff to much Musk propaganda? CCS Type 2 used in Europe is not the same as CCS Type 1 that’s used in North America.

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  • Centillionaire@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Florida is about 50% bigger than Italy. Map isn’t to scale!

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