RojoSanIchiban
@RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world
- Comment on [deleted] 1 year ago:
He is busy having an entirely heterosexual dinner date with his heterosexual female girlfriend.
- Comment on Choose wisely! 1 year ago:
make it run E=mc^2^ miles per hour
You just converted the energy of Einstein’s corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you’re now paraplegic.
Also, you failed high school physics.
/sorry
- Comment on ARE YOU READY?!!!!!!!!! 1 year ago:
Getting nostalgia hits thinking about loading up some version of WaaS (AOL script kiddie program for those unaware) that used Shoots and Ladders for a startup jingle, and I’m replying to ZeroCool. Hah.
- Comment on Every time 1 year ago:
Well sure I like free video games too.
Er…
- Comment on Every time 1 year ago:
And this is why I click on the NSFW “fitgirls” links when browsing /all
- Comment on Good career advice 1 year ago:
But but but corporations are people, too!!! 😢
- Comment on Push It Somewhere Else 1 year ago:
I get it, but unlike reddit, there aren’t a million other comments to sift through, and my other one is right there with this one at the bottom because a bunch of seriously humorless people jump to the conclusion that I’m a musk lover due to a off-handed quip about NACS ports on EVs.
Granted, I’m serious in that it’s infinitely better than the behemoth ridiculousness that is either CCS Combo 1 or 2, but this objective truth that is known by anyone that has used both, and has nothing to do with sucking the dick of a malignant narcissist. But I digress.
People in lemmyshitpost are taking shit way too fucking seriously.
- Comment on Push It Somewhere Else 1 year ago:
Yeah no idea why that went to top level in response to “Iwanttofuckspez” from my inbox.
But nice ASSumption on the bot thing, guy.
- Comment on Push It Somewhere Else 1 year ago:
That’s a function of the electronics, not the physical connection. The NACS connection is far superior to either CCS standard, and it’s not even close.
- Comment on Come Back! 1 year ago:
Germans know how to learn from their mistakes ;)
- Comment on Push It Somewhere Else 1 year ago:
This showed up elsewhere a few days ago and I’d be more than happy to become a E.U. citizen, then promptly don my best muddled Irish accent to harangue the backwoods yokels in ridiculous pickup trucks that would be amassed along the French and Swiss borders so I could better fit in with you European folk. Then I’d flee to Amsterdam or something.
Uh, you guys really need to forget the CCS nonsense and adopt the superior NACS Tesla charging ports, though.
- Comment on Come Back! 1 year ago:
So, seems obvious the image would be on a sign on the side of the road adjacent to the direction of travel, showing the figure walking towards the road into traffIc.
Then there are those that are backwards…
Russia is fleeing the war they started, Ukraine is chasing them down, Belarus is running to lick Putin’s ass and Estonia is itching to kick Putin’s ass. Poland is standing defiantly in the middle guarding between Assholeland and the West.
Then the Irish guy is clearly just drunk and stumbling backwards into the road. I can relate.
- Comment on Think anyone would notice? 1 year ago:
Or hyperbole, apparently :(
Four weeks, two months, whatever, they’re both still infinitely more than Americans are guaranteed, which is zero.
- Comment on Think anyone would notice? 1 year ago:
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!
- Comment on Think anyone would notice? 1 year ago:
Then I’d be an E.U. citizen? Fuck yeah! Give me two months of vacation!
- Comment on I'm so sorry 1 year ago:
Oops, sorry, uhh let me contact the admirals… oh uh, probably should hit the sonic shower if you got any on you…
- Comment on Big Brain Energy 1 year ago:
Her: “I’ll get us a table, can you order me a large pumpkin spice latte with a shot and double mocha^1 ? Thanks babe!”
Him: *Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
^1 I have no idea if this is a thing, I never go to starbucks
- Comment on Pretty fly for a Venn diagram 1 year ago:
Yep, dumbass dorky (often tenuous) references is what I’m all about. Especially when it’s Star Trek.
Plus it’s a bit of a reference back to my username too.
- Comment on Pretty fly for a Venn diagram 1 year ago:
Ichi ni san yon go go roku
- Comment on RIP in piece 1 year ago:
Given that Katie Porter and Adam Schiff are running for the seat, 0%.
Well, unless Newsom somehow appoints a geriatric Interim senator.
- Comment on *Sigh* Can we meme about something else please? 1 year ago:
Did he stutter!?!?
Seriously though guys, it hasn’t even been 24 f’n hours. Shitpost memes used to last MONTHS.
PAINT HUFFER 4 LYFE!
WARRIORS WARRIORS WARRIORS
- Comment on A Gen Xer's Thoughts on Strange New Worlds 1 year ago:
Yep, aside literally one episode for about, what, 15 seconds, we saw some strange new aliens.
And yes I’ve been very jaded against the gaslighting about these shows thanks to the brutal subjugation of the reddit sub. I’ve seen fake gushing over these shows too many times, and I just pictured poor Wil Wheaton making the post.
- Comment on A Gen Xer's Thoughts on Strange New Worlds 1 year ago:
When millions of dollars are at stake in the streaming wars, and I see dozens of near-zero-cost posts about how “this is exactly the Trek all us old Trek fans have been waiting for dudbebrodudes!! It’s so amazingly goodlier than other stuff!” on reddit and now on lemmy, you’re damn right I am.
This show is badly-written CW schlock. It ignores canon, it is utterly devoid of coherent, consistent writing, and it lacks any of the soul of TOS, TNG, DS9, and at least most of VOY.
It is not good trek, and I will argue to the fucking death with the idea it is.
Lower Decks actually has the soul (not to mention the classic structure) of Star Trek, even as a parody.
SNW is only slightly less-abysmal than DIS. At least it still isn’t as bad as Picard.
- Comment on A Gen Xer's Thoughts on Strange New Worlds 1 year ago:
Not when I’ve seen this very same post dozens of times about this very same show on that other network.
Can we not assume everyone is telling the truth on the internet? That’s how we get cults.
- Comment on A Gen Xer's Thoughts on Strange New Worlds 1 year ago:
“Sometimes” they’d have absurd plotlines, of course, but with these new shows, it’s the norm. Big difference, same old argument.
- Comment on A Gen Xer's Thoughts on Strange New Worlds 1 year ago:
Gen X here. Sorry, I’m going to be an asshole.
I am not telling anyone they can’t enjoy it, but when I see things like this, I just can’t leave it alone.
I disagree with everything you said, and much like the incessant, “Dude, this is finally the Trek show we wanted dudebrodude!” It honestly makes me question your motives, because I’ve seen similar, though more blatant, gaslighting elsewhere.
This show suffers from the same illogical plots, very questionable dialogue, and blatant canon failures as Discovery, making a mockery of everything I loved about Star Trek from TOS and growing up through TNG and DS9. This show is nothing like what I grew up with, a calm, consistent, well-considered and well-written morality tale. This show is modern, CW-level feely-feels-schlock. Anyone that enjoys it is welcome to it; but it is nothing like TOS or TNG from my formative years.
- Comment on three’s normal right? 1 year ago:
I’m sorry, can you interpret this as a fraction of a 747?
- Comment on Wikihow brutally kills 36 year olds 1 year ago:
42-year-old, here. Late-20s-hotties, give me a ring.
Whaddya mean, “what does ring mean?”