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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • pyrflie@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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    • Chais@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I guess with the lower temperature they’d be less of a threat.

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      • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Only for the short term, they’ll adapt and be stronger than ever

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  • ubermeisters@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This user has the overall most reliably great posts, on all of Lemmy, I swear.

    OP thanks for your dedication, you make Lemmy much better.

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  • RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Then I’d be an E.U. citizen? Fuck yeah! Give me two months of vacation!

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My condolences, but Florida immediately voted for Flexit

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      • RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!

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      • Evilsmiley@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Watch them join the british commonwealth to help them cope with the decision

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    • papabobolious@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sweden here we only get 5 weeks vacay. 480 days parental leave though.

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      • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        People in America and Japan… “‘only’ 5 weeks?!”

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      • KISSmyOS@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        So a Mormon couple could get a paycheck without ever working for 30 years?

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      • Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        So, 5 weeks more than we get! That sounds amazing!

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      • skankhunt42@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Canadian here. I signed a contract with 4weeks of vacation that was changed to ‘unlimited’ this year. So far I’ve taken 5 weeks and have a 6th week approved in November.

        I haven’t used any sick days but they’re unlimited. If you take more than 3 in a row, you need a doctors note.

        15 weeks parental leave that can be split between partners (father can use none/some/all to look after child while mother goes back to work)

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      • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        My state now has mandatory parental leave, about a year after me and my wife had decided that we didn’t want more kids. Oh well. At least people in the future will benefit.

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    • Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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    • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      reeeeeee you hate America!!!

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    • Rud_1UP@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We don’t have 2 months vacation…

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      • RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Or hyperbole, apparently :(

        Four weeks, two months, whatever, they’re both still infinitely more than Americans are guaranteed, which is zero.

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    • RVGamer06@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Begone!

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  • Draghetta@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.

    Also we lose Sicily and their awesome food and women but we get to keep Sardinia, where the best food is cheese with worms and the best women are one meter tall with moustache.

    Bad deal man.

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    • Retrograde@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And remember you get a border with the worst part of the USA, even better!

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    • 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      At least there’s no Corsica anymore (Sardinia but Fr*nch 🤢)

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      • Draghetta@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Fam, corsicans are the only ones who hate French more than us, they are welcome to rejoin Italy whenever they want.

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    • Bel_Shamharoth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.

      We’re not going to go to all that trouble just to keep the damn place. You get the worst of both worlds: French Floridians!

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      • creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        As a effectively Canadian that just moved to Florida zis is tri bone non

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    • Blastasaurus@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Knowing very little about the two islands, I find the contrasting descriptions hilarious.

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      • Draghetta@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        And don’t you wish you kept knowing very little? Instead… en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu

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  • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Tuscan farmer: that’s strange, I don’t remember there being a meth lab there…

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    • qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The mob would have a field day

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      • ScrollerBall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nah, the left Sicily where it was.

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  • Syrc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    NO GOD PLEASE NO

    Being in the EU is like the one good part of the Italian government, if you take that out I guarantee we’ll somehow manage to be even worse neighbors than Florida

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    • where_am_i@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Likewise. Having trump and orban derail EU together is my worst nightmare. Please, keep an eye on your Florida. Don’t let it sh1t in my backyard.

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    • MasterNerd@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Counterpoint: I want authentic Italian food

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      • Syrc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Then come to Italy (or rather: go to France or Austria near the border so you can enjoy Italian food without actually dealing with living in Italy)

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  • bad_alloc@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Trade Offer: You receive: Alligators, Meth You Give: Debt, Mafia

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    • deaf_fish@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No one is happy. That is how you know you have reached a compromise.

      youtu.be/QSlHXbHKp-0?si=ppRCbYf8lJobrigD

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No

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    • DarylDutch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I second this. Hell I might even third it.

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  • Treczoks@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    NOBODY wants Florida.

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    • h3mlocke@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I grew up in FL and now live in pacific northwest, still not far enough away…

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    • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      As someone who lives very close to the new florida location I REALLY don’t want florida

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  • buzz86us@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That would be awesome… A Mecca for rednecks/Republicans replaced by walkable cities, a nice countryside, vibrant communities, lovely cafes, and awesome pizza. When does the work begin lol

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    • SirHery@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You take Italy and we sink Florida in the Atlantic. Then it’s a deal

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    • Aceticon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, but the Balkans have enough problems already and don’t need that shit.

      Maybe make it an island?!

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Florida is already attaching floaties to their beaches. It’ll be on the way soon!

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  • FleetingTit@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes! I don’t want Florida in europe!

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  • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Florida attached to Europe looks mildly like a penis.

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    • Doug@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Florida attached to Europe looks mildly like a penis.

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      • TurnItOff_OnAgain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Florida attached to Europe looks mildly like a penis.

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    • Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sweden and Finland are literally a penis, balls included

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      • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • skarn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We don’t need that, we already have Scandinavia.

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well you see, Florida would have to adapt to EU rules or lose all the EU funding.

    And we don’t tolerate POS like DeSantis.

    So give it time, and it will all settle like it is now.

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    • frezik@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You say that, but Berlusconi was Prime Minister of Italy for a long time.

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  • YashaB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well thank you, but no thank you.

    We got enough conservatives as it is.

    Sincerely

    Your would-be neighbour

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    • icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is applicable to both of them, WTF.

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  • LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I really don’t know who the biggest losers are in that trade.

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    • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Europe. Florida has flying cockroaches.

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    • tuhriel@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Definitely Sicily, they get wiped out in this plan… .

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  • BaardFigur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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    • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Corsica is part of France. But then it begs the question: why did Sardinia moved and not Sicily?

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      • tryptaminev@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Because Americans dont know shit about geography.

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      • Rud_1UP@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That was the first thing I wondered. Where tf did Sicily go… with its huge Etna vulcano…

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  • nyoooom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Corsica is now under the sea

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    • No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Have to crack some eggs if you want an omelete.

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      • nyoooom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Omelette du fromage

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  • LaVacaMariposa@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As someone that lives in Florida, would we go over to Europe or do we stay here in the new Italian location?

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  • Microw@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Some weird choices there with Sardinia and Sicily

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    • elephantium@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And Corsica just vanishes

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  • Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    An absolute downgrade. No sane person would ever want Fl*rida to replace Italy

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  • ubermeisters@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yes please, florida is a cancer on the union, like Texas.

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  • Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This made me realize that Florida is a penis.

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    now “the florida man who went to malta” will change from a skit to a newspaper headline

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Italy going from just a boot, to a boot about to kick Cuba’s ass.

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  • kubica@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What if you take them off and forget to put them back?

    (Sorry for the affected... maybe)

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  • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This sort of thing always makes me think of this Bugs Bunny scene

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiTM2HQ0g98

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  • dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    TIL that Florida is basically the same size as Italy. Weird.

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  • sunnie@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    just deleting florida would be better

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  • Zyratoxx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Have fun with the Campi Flegrei

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  • Cosmicomical@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I was about to say that florida can keep their fascist regime, then i remembered that italy is going for a secon round as well, so…

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