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Submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to [deleted]
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ubermeisters@lemmy.world 1 year ago
RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Then I’d be an E.U. citizen? Fuck yeah! Give me two months of vacation!
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 1 year ago
My condolences, but Florida immediately voted for Flexit
RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 1 year ago
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!
Evilsmiley@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Watch them join the british commonwealth to help them cope with the decision
papabobolious@feddit.nu 1 year ago
Sweden here we only get 5 weeks vacay. 480 days parental leave though.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 1 year ago
People in America and Japan… “‘only’ 5 weeks?!”
KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So a Mormon couple could get a paycheck without ever working for 30 years?
Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
So, 5 weeks more than we get! That sounds amazing!
skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Canadian here. I signed a contract with 4weeks of vacation that was changed to ‘unlimited’ this year. So far I’ve taken 5 weeks and have a 6th week approved in November.
I haven’t used any sick days but they’re unlimited. If you take more than 3 in a row, you need a doctors note.
15 weeks parental leave that can be split between partners (father can use none/some/all to look after child while mother goes back to work)
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My state now has mandatory parental leave, about a year after me and my wife had decided that we didn’t want more kids. Oh well. At least people in the future will benefit.
Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 1 year ago
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 year ago
reeeeeee you hate America!!!
Rud_1UP@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We don’t have 2 months vacation…
RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Or hyperbole, apparently :(
Four weeks, two months, whatever, they’re both still infinitely more than Americans are guaranteed, which is zero.
RVGamer06@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Begone!
Draghetta@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.
Also we lose Sicily and their awesome food and women but we get to keep Sardinia, where the best food is cheese with worms and the best women are one meter tall with moustache.
Bad deal man.
Retrograde@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And remember you get a border with the worst part of the USA, even better!
1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
At least there’s no Corsica anymore (Sardinia but Fr*nch 🤢)
Draghetta@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fam, corsicans are the only ones who hate French more than us, they are welcome to rejoin Italy whenever they want.
Bel_Shamharoth@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.
We’re not going to go to all that trouble just to keep the damn place. You get the worst of both worlds: French Floridians!
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
As a effectively Canadian that just moved to Florida zis is tri bone non
Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Knowing very little about the two islands, I find the contrasting descriptions hilarious.
Draghetta@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And don’t you wish you kept knowing very little? Instead… en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Tuscan farmer: that’s strange, I don’t remember there being a meth lab there…
qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
The mob would have a field day
ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Nah, the left Sicily where it was.
Syrc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
NO GOD PLEASE NO
Being in the EU is like the one good part of the Italian government, if you take that out I guarantee we’ll somehow manage to be even worse neighbors than Florida
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Likewise. Having trump and orban derail EU together is my worst nightmare. Please, keep an eye on your Florida. Don’t let it sh1t in my backyard.
MasterNerd@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Counterpoint: I want authentic Italian food
Syrc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Then come to Italy (or rather: go to France or Austria near the border so you can enjoy Italian food without actually dealing with living in Italy)
bad_alloc@feddit.de 1 year ago
Trade Offer: You receive: Alligators, Meth You Give: Debt, Mafia
deaf_fish@lemm.ee 1 year ago
No one is happy. That is how you know you have reached a compromise.
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robocall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No
DarylDutch@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I second this. Hell I might even third it.
Treczoks@kbin.social 1 year ago
NOBODY wants Florida.
h3mlocke@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I grew up in FL and now live in pacific northwest, still not far enough away…
Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 year ago
As someone who lives very close to the new florida location I REALLY don’t want florida
buzz86us@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That would be awesome… A Mecca for rednecks/Republicans replaced by walkable cities, a nice countryside, vibrant communities, lovely cafes, and awesome pizza. When does the work begin lol
SirHery@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You take Italy and we sink Florida in the Atlantic. Then it’s a deal
Aceticon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, but the Balkans have enough problems already and don’t need that shit.
Maybe make it an island?!
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 1 year ago
Florida is already attaching floaties to their beaches. It’ll be on the way soon!
FleetingTit@feddit.de 1 year ago
Yes! I don’t want Florida in europe!
spicytuna62@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Florida attached to Europe looks mildly like a penis.
Doug@midwest.social 1 year ago
Florida
attached to Europelooks mildly like a penis.TurnItOff_OnAgain@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Florida
attached to Europelooksmildlylike a penis.
Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 1 year ago
spicytuna62@lemmy.world 1 year ago
skarn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
We don’t need that, we already have Scandinavia.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Well you see, Florida would have to adapt to EU rules or lose all the EU funding.
And we don’t tolerate POS like DeSantis.
So give it time, and it will all settle like it is now.
frezik@midwest.social 1 year ago
You say that, but Berlusconi was Prime Minister of Italy for a long time.
YashaB@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well thank you, but no thank you.
We got enough conservatives as it is.
Sincerely
Your would-be neighbour
icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
This is applicable to both of them, WTF.
LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I really don’t know who the biggest losers are in that trade.
tuhriel@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Definitely Sicily, they get wiped out in this plan… .
BaardFigur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Corsica is part of France. But then it begs the question: why did Sardinia moved and not Sicily?
tryptaminev@feddit.de 1 year ago
Because Americans dont know shit about geography.
Rud_1UP@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That was the first thing I wondered. Where tf did Sicily go… with its huge Etna vulcano…
nyoooom@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Corsica is now under the sea
LaVacaMariposa@mander.xyz 1 year ago
As someone that lives in Florida, would we go over to Europe or do we stay here in the new Italian location?
Microw@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Some weird choices there with Sardinia and Sicily
elephantium@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And Corsica just vanishes
Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 1 year ago
An absolute downgrade. No sane person would ever want Fl*rida to replace Italy
ubermeisters@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes please, florida is a cancer on the union, like Texas.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
This made me realize that Florida is a penis.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
now “the florida man who went to malta” will change from a skit to a newspaper headline
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Italy going from just a boot, to a boot about to kick Cuba’s ass.
kubica@kbin.social 1 year ago
What if you take them off and forget to put them back?
(Sorry for the affected... maybe)
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This sort of thing always makes me think of this Bugs Bunny scene
dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
TIL that Florida is basically the same size as Italy. Weird.
sunnie@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
just deleting florida would be better
Zyratoxx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Have fun with the Campi Flegrei
Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I was about to say that florida can keep their fascist regime, then i remembered that italy is going for a secon round as well, so…
pyrflie@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Chais@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I guess with the lower temperature they’d be less of a threat.
cm0002@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Only for the short term, they’ll adapt and be stronger than ever