elephantium
@elephantium@lemmy.world
- Comment on Brb, gomna sample some sci-fi 2 days ago:
Try to shoot Nestle.
Miss? Mad Max.
Hit? Waterworld.
- Comment on Brb, gomna sample some sci-fi 2 days ago:
I thought for sure you’d have a picture of the Stargate…
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Whoosh
At this point, ‘gaslighting’ is just a synonym for ‘lying’ (or in this case, ‘making excuses’).
- Comment on Happy Kirkday! 2 weeks ago:
Only if it’s garnished with silphium.
- Comment on Happy Kirkday! 2 weeks ago:
Perfect V/VII
- Comment on Day 773 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 4 weeks ago:
I play games basically every day. I don’t think I can claim 700+ straight days, though, I don’t really play games while on vacation.
- Comment on Text spam aimed at my ex 1 month ago:
I do, but it didn’t show a last name.
- Comment on Text spam aimed at my ex 1 month ago:
Ha, delightfully petty. When it comes to text spam, though, I just block. Engaging in any way just encourages the spammers.
- Comment on Text spam aimed at my ex 1 month ago:
just to see if you will respond
Yeah, could also be this. You never know.
- Comment on Text spam aimed at my ex 1 month ago:
Ugh, if I had my druthers, all text spams would trigger an electric shock on the sender. It’s such an obnoxious waste.
- Comment on Text spam aimed at my ex 1 month ago:
If it weren’t connected somehow, I wouldn’t be getting the misdirected spams.
Your theory seems likely. We bought a house together back in the “bad old days” long before we split.
It’s still a little jarring to see in my texts!
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- Comment on To “tent with aluminum foil”… 1 month ago:
Just … Fold it in!
- Comment on Washed up 1 month ago:
This is why I treasure one-pot recipes.
- Comment on A cow is more likely to kill you than a shark 1 month ago:
Nuclear is very green.
Source: Watching too many Simpsons episodes in my misspent youth
- Comment on A cow is more likely to kill you than a shark 1 month ago:
Of course it’s an externality! They for sure ain’t installing those panels on the inside of the house. Then it would be an internality. Heh.
(sorry, couldn’t resist. /s obviously)
- Comment on This is the chore that never ends 1 month ago:
I wonder what uses more water, manufacturing a paper plate or running the faucet to wash a ceramic plate?
- Comment on Bad at job 1 month ago:
Ain’t nobody don’t love a parfait!
- Comment on No. 1 month ago:
This is basically why I look for DailyStrudel’s posts on imgur. It’s a little dollop of cute in an ugly world.
- Comment on Oh you think corn is your ally... 1 month ago:
I was thinking much the same thing. Have an upvote.
- Comment on Do it now!!!!! 2 months ago:
One time I had my cat out for a walk in his harness. He started going nuts on this random spiky looking plant by a fence. My wife and I are like, uh oh, is that cat safe?
I took a photo and uploaded it to a plant ID site (was, and still am, amazed that they are just casually online with such a tool).
Catnip.
- Comment on Do it now!!!!! 2 months ago:
Put salami on bread,. everyone ignores your sandwich-making.
Put salami on a cat, everyone loses their minds!
Except the cat, he’ll just go “oh! A treat!”
- Comment on Do it now!!!!! 2 months ago:
They make me think of a pair of fluffy slippers
- Comment on Do it now!!!!! 2 months ago:
Same number of brain cells before and after transformation
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Is that truly the impression you got from my post, or are you just being snarky?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
This sent me down a bit of a rabbit hole! Apparently “layed” used to be a well-accepted form. “The hens layed 22 eggs each”, etc.
But it looks like it was tapering off in use during the 1700s. Laid was almost always more common even during the 1500s according to Google ngrams.
- Comment on When and why did online surveys remove the back button?! 2 months ago:
Ohh I HATE those!
- Comment on When and why did online surveys remove the back button?! 2 months ago:
Browser has a back button. Why doesn’t that work?
- Comment on Can anyone confirm? 2 months ago:
Which we used to call Morganville back in the day…
- Comment on I hate getting bean pre-cum on my fingers 2 months ago:
Always rinse the beans before you flick them.