(shamelessly stolen from an imgur dump)
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Resell my free gravel for huge profits
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Have a great street magic trick where I ask the spectator to empty a single container out of many with my back turned, but I can always pick out which one
I’ll be Cris Angel, Gravel King
zeppo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m going to take the free gravel and 7 inch teleportation. The gravel is a valuable commodity which can be sold. 7 inches is enough to get through any doorway.
AeroLemming@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It doesn’t specify a cooldown on the teleportation. You could potentially move very quickly by rapidly teleporting, kind of like the old minecart trick in Minecraft.
atlasraven31@lemm.ee 11 months ago
The scifi book Battlefield Earth uses teleportion as a means of propulsion. The teleportation gives fighter planes a defensive and offensive advantage.
nogrub@lemmy.world 11 months ago
but when i see a pill it kinda seems like a one use kinda thing
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Does the teleportation create an exact copy of you and destroy who you are, or does it just move you exactly and rebuild your brain perfectly so you’re exactly the you you were before the teleport?
nUbee@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I would imagine it would be like Arm pumping.
I_Has_A_Hat@startrek.website 11 months ago
But not necessarily your whole body. Unless you are a beanpole and your entire body is less than 7" thick, part of your body is going to be stuck in the door.
NewDark@lemmings.world 11 months ago
I want to imagine the real world would freak the fuck out the way some objects in a game engine do when you mash them together.
Rolando@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ok wiseguy:
zeppo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I was going to squinch up real tight every time and only teleport through glass doors
someguy3@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
This was my thought.
Kase@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If you can make sure it’s just your nose that gets stuck, then pair it up with pill #4, you’ll be good. Hope that helps lol
TheRaven@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
7 inches is enough to get you mostly through a doorway.
Doors are about 1.5 inches thick. The average chest depth of an American male is 11.5 inches.
Teleporting yourself 7 inches forward would put a door 7 inches from your front and 3 inches from your back. You would have to only be 5.5 inches deep in order to make it entirely through the doorway without merging with the door.
zeppo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It depends how exactly it works. If it’s the very front of my body moves forward 7 inches, yeah, that’s not great. I was hoping for measuring from the center or something. What happens if i overlap something, anyway? Nuclear fusion?
SadTrain@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Too bad your clothes stay on the other side. I guess you can try to teleport out of county lockup too
mosiacmango@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Cops dont even show up to actual crimes. Aint no one grabbing the naked dude blipping in and out of reality as they pass through walls.
kibiz0r@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If your clothes stay behind, then what else does?
Dirt, dust, dead skin? Oils? Gut bacteria? Dental fillings? Food you just ate? Oxygen in your lungs? Oxygen in your blood? Implants for sure, right? What about hair, or nails?
I can imagine a scenario where someone tries this ability for the first time only to wind up naked, perfectly clean-shaven, bleeding profusely from every orifice and extremity, breathless and doubled over in pain, convulsing on a pile of shit, hair and other gross, getting their back sliced open by disembodied toenails.
zeppo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What this comes down to is too few details. The fine print definitely matters
theneverfox@pawb.social 11 months ago
Free gravel is a clear winner… If there’s no limits, you could straight up build artificial islands, you could destroy cities… It’s a legit super power. Hell, unless there’s extreme limits that make it worthless, you could do a lot.
Teleporting is tempting, and if you could use it fast enough you could fly or at least walk at insane speeds… Depending on the limits, I’d take that over gravel
But any toaster? That’s a brain computer interface right there. Even if it’s one way, and you have to do it manually and pay for power? With 30 toasters you could type anything. You could learn stenography to do it faster. Or, if you could manipulate toasters past their capabilities, you could generate infinite power or burn down entire cities
MBM@lemmings.world 11 months ago
For the gravel, I assumed it meant that any place that sells gravel is forced to give it to you for free. Still really powerful, but you have to think about the logistics.
MTK@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Also if you can telelport but leave your poop behind think how easy pooping would be!