empireOfLove
@empireOfLove@lemmy.one
Yet another Reddit refugee from the great 3rd party app purge of 2023. This account is mostly for learning how Lemmy works and may be purged once I get around to hosting my own instance.
Obligatory fuck /u/Spez.
- Comment on RIP Brenda 11 months ago:
I hope to retire from living at the age of young, hopefully
- Comment on Can't win if you don't play 11 months ago:
Or a stock market! Or a 401k investment manager, or…
- Comment on Treat yourself 11 months ago:
Maybe I am, maybe I ain’t…
- Comment on Can't win if you don't play 11 months ago:
The secret is to gamble with other people’s money…
- Comment on Robbery 11 months ago:
Dobbery
- Comment on Treat yourself 11 months ago:
- Comment on Treat yourself 11 months ago:
I prefer One Giant Onion myself
- Comment on Suspicious 11 months ago:
oh god oh fuck
what if i can’t tell the difference???
- Comment on i saved this meme in may of 2020, it has become relevant 11 months ago:
sir we are here to shitpost not provide context
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- Comment on Choose wisely! 1 year ago:
Physics teachers hate this one simple trick
- Comment on Choose wisely! 1 year ago:
Speak for yourself. How do you know I’m not a 2-dimensional lifeform?
- Comment on Choose wisely! 1 year ago:
Options 2 and 3.
Free gravel, assuming that means it just sort of appears where I want it, means I can simply create a massive stockpile of it in a very convenient location for construction projects and sell it by the yard for literally free money.
Teleporting 7 inches is enough to pass through most doors which are less than 2" thick. That is infinitely more useful than you think it is…
- Comment on Trust me 1 year ago:
You bastard. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
- Comment on After earning $544 million in its most recent quarter, Unity says even more layoffs are 'likely' 1 year ago:
Slow burn to death might not be so slow. Good riddance.
- Comment on Gonna be a great day! 1 year ago:
“I’ll give you one boulder for a cow.” “Ok, it’s a deal.” “Cool, cool. The boulder over in so-and-so’s field is your now. Pleasure doing business with you.”
This is how gold standard currencies work (or used to work). Most western currencies like the US dollar used to be permanently pegged to a specific value of gold (the Bretton-Woods system) and the dollar was meant to be redeemable for gold. But because of the impracticality of handling and storing actual physical metals actual trade was almost never handled in gold.
In reality, the US financial system already kind of runs like your “dystopian future”, and has done so since 1971. There is no inherent value to a US dollar besides the federal government saying “trust me bro”.
- Comment on Yeah, Yeah, wait what? 1 year ago:
genva convention more like genva suggestion
- Comment on I'll never not want to 1 year ago:
They are, but if you so much as move a fraction of a millimeter towards the front door they will be instantly up and under your feet. They’re border collie mixes so they are ridiculously high energy lol
- Comment on I'll never not want to 1 year ago:
- Comment on Delivery? 1 year ago:
clicks instantly
- Comment on Meme inspired by the heroic last moments of Ryan Carson's noble life ! 1 year ago:
racist bait meme
- Comment on Eloink Musk going to town 1 year ago:
oh shit are those beans
- Comment on Remember who stood by you 1 year ago:
i have a feeling it’s a reference to drug dealing
- Comment on Ryan Reynolds! No!!! 1 year ago:
May I please have a water
- Comment on Total 1 year ago:
Math majors solving problems while not knowing what measurement units are
- Comment on Lemmy is most censored social media than instagram,facebook,reddit,... 1 year ago:
Bad attempt at troll is bad
So’s the rest of your trolling post history
- Comment on [deleted] 1 year ago:
oh God oh fuck
the boomer Facebook users found lemmy
CODE RED CODE RED
- Comment on Let lemmyshitpost decide... 1 year ago:
I don’t mind a bit of construction work. Wouldn’t be hard to tear down the drywall in the bathroom and pack the stud walls with Rockwool soundproofing insulation. And also swap the door out for a double-thickness solid core sound-deadening door with a sealing sweep. That’s like a couple weekend’s worth of work max.
Also she is an absolute saint and would probably be fine dealing with it to stay with me.
- Comment on Let lemmyshitpost decide... 1 year ago:
Green
I can handle being the weird dude that takes super loud shits in public bathrooms. That’ll just make people leave me alone. I can’t handle making my girlfriend feel like shit every time we’re intimate. That would be debilitating to our relationship.
- Comment on Tech CEOs Fleeing to Non-Extradition Countries 1 year ago:
More like sam bankman-is fried lmao
