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I can handle being the weird dude that takes super loud shits in public bathrooms. That’ll just make people leave me alone. I can’t handle making my girlfriend feel like shit every time we’re intimate. That would be debilitating to our relationship.
robocall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I guess cry profusely after sex because I never get any
tourist@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Same
Option may as well have been “lose an eyelash every time you get elected president of Uzbekistan”
Mandarbmax@lemmy.world 1 year ago
During.
smotherlove@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Jokes on you, I’m into that shit.
TheWanderer@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Same! Virgins ASSEMBLE 💪
😭
Slovene@feddit.nl 1 year ago
… at a brothel