Can't win if you don't play

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• DemSpud@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Remember, you can win over 10000% but only lose up to 100% ♥️

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  • moriquende@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And if it gets to 100% loses, you can always borrow some more. It has to go back up eventually, it’s statistics.

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• Dasnap@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You won’t know how dangerous drunk driving is until you give it a go. Hell, you might even have some fun along the way.

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s not the drunk drivers that are the issue, it’s the drunk crashers! They give us a bad rep

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    • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And all those assholes that can’t text and drive straight! Because of them, I “get a big fat ticket” when I write a novel on mine at 140kph.

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• thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can some explain all the pro gambling propaganda I’m seeing lately? Asking for a friend

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s just a common trend in shitposts to give terrible advice (like gambling) wrapped up like a meme. There are a lot of gambling ones.

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  • EmoBean@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gambling is healthy and a great way to make money.

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    • wholeofthemoon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As long as you keep your ROI higher than the interest on your bank account, it’s all good

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  • byroon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s just a joke

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    • MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, we’re not joking.

      Gamble to get to your well deserved riches.

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  • Piemanding@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It might be due to Kick becoming big and making tons of money by promoting gambling.

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• zaph@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I woke up so it can’t be

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Look, luck is on a need-to-know basis. I don’t need to know, I don’t need to gamble.

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• weebkent@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You miss all the shots you don’t take, keep rolling.

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• 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh, I know… I’ll probably win a broken toaster in the mall lottery on the luckiest day of my life.

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• JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But you can lose it you play!

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  • empireOfLove@lemmy.one ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The secret is to gamble with other people’s money…

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    • Dasnap@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ooooooooh like a bank!

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• Something_Complex@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I get up every morning, that’s enough of a gamble to me

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• killea@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gamblor? Is that you?

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