What do you even need a barber for?Image
Every time
Submitted 11 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://i.postimg.cc/YSjzSdt5/barber.png
Comments
abbadon420@lemm.ee 11 months ago
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
That my homegirl? Sam?
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
ubermeisters@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No but she’s half boy you see
synapse1278@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve seen her somewhere, but I can’t remember the move title 🤔
shadearg@lemmy.world 11 months ago
NSFW: Christy Mack
TheFriar@lemm.ee 11 months ago
That’s it. It was from Baby Got Boobs 14. Thank you. It was on the tip of my tongue. And I just rewatched it like last week, too.
CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh shit! She was in 2 Chicks Same Time 15545?! I loved the 15500s, what a legendary run! Once the series got into the 15Ks, the cinematography and acting really picked up! Shame about the crash of 16169…
FatTony@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Even the weight is monitored?
whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Move title might be doggy or missionary
CoolBeance@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Karlach
ickplant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You keep my girlfriend’s name out of your mouth!
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 11 months ago
I’ll call it the “hustle mullet”.
business on the side, party every where else.
MudMan@kbin.social 11 months ago
Well, I mean...
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/29/4d/a5/294da5c5b01fbf3d4686e3378d065a30.jpg
Does THAT count, or...?
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zik@zorg.social 11 months ago
Vasquez is always the best
RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And this is why I click on the NSFW “fitgirls” links when browsing /all
magnetosphere@kbin.social 11 months ago
AAA@feddit.de 11 months ago
I really tried to pack this into a witty joke comment, but… that’s Christy Mack. I don’t think she’s been into space yet tho.
Obonga@feddit.de 11 months ago
Meme is funny, comments take it too serious. Like all the time.
ickplant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What is up with that? I sometimes get the most serious, pedantic comments on shitposts.
ubermeisters@lemmy.world 11 months ago
People are super stressed and being shitheads to each other online as practice for how they wish they could treat people in thier lives they have beef with, idk.
Obonga@feddit.de 11 months ago
I dont know, has some serious reddit vibes for me. It was all that animosity i fled in the first place. Not sure what to do at this time because normally enjoy reading comments but not like this. I hope it gets better.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Movie barber
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Back when Burger King had crown shaped nuggets, I was drunk in the back of my friends car, and I called them king hats as he pulled out of the drive thru.
He slammed on the brakes, turned around with a twisted smile, and repeated back to me eagerly, “King hats‽”.
Dick_Justice@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Look honey, an interrobang!
snaps photo
Player2@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
NENathaniel@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Borkingheck@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Its a well fit haircut like.
dangblingus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Helps if you look like Christy Mack.
Damaskox@kbin.social 11 months ago
Care to elaborate what this is about?
papalonian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The character described is often given the haircut in the image.
Damaskox@kbin.social 11 months ago
Hm!
I must admit - it does add to the tough look... 🤔
TheFriar@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Every single time there is a “badass woman” fighter character, especially in space/bounty hunting/an apocalyptic future, she looks just like this. This haircut, this face, neck tattoo, etc. it gives her a reason for being fit/skinny with huge boobs and to wear torn clothing that’s always torn to show a little cleavage and midriff.
Sarmyth@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
It’s a haircut that retains traditional views of feminity but incorporates the functionality of a military buzz cut. It makes a lot of sense for anyone who might have to wear a helmet but doesn’t want to chop it all because of their own aesthetics of just the time investment of having grown long hair. The maid of honor at my wedding had this haircut, and a few women I work with rock it as well.
Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No. It combines the worst of both worlds: the ugly military buzz cut and the untacticool long hair that are relics of 2010. The practical feminine-combat heroine wields a bob cut.
Bewilderbeast@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s kind of a sideways femullet. Business on one, maybe two sides, party on the top.
Very_Bad_Janet@kbin.social 11 months ago
It looks less than practical. What do you do when you want to pull it all way from your face? Rock a side ponytail?
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sidenote: James Deen can eat a bag of rancid farts.
noirnws@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I guess that’s another reason why I like “Edge of Tomorrow” so much
Pixlbabble@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I wonder how she’s doing. She got beaten out of the timeline.
dangblingus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
OF and striptease shows.
billiam0202@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“You see, the short hair means she’s a no-nonsense badass, but the long hair indicates she still has a feminine side that can be won over by the male interest leading to the obligatory gratuitous sex scene, right before he is killed by the aliens.”
ickplant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This guy sci-fies.
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 11 months ago
See also: Karlach in BG3
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Nah, Karlach doesn’t have a soft feminine side to be won over by a male protagonist just before they die dramatically
She has a golden retriever side that can and will hump the leg of anyone who’s down soon as you get her engine insulated.