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Big Brain Energy

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • return2ozma@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Her: “Beth. My name is Beth.”

    Her to him: “I never give them my real name, it’s creepy.”

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    • OpenStars@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Surprise twist: substitute Beth for "Karen" sometimes, just for the lolz:-P

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    • Seasm0ke@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bass riff

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  • RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Her: “I’ll get us a table, can you order me a large pumpkin spice latte with a shot and double mocha^1 ? Thanks babe!”

    Him: *Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    ^1 I have no idea if this is a thing, I never go to starbucks

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    • SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They don’t like it if you call drinks small/medium/large

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But he won’t be able to spell it.

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    • BolexForSoup@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s Quemijer, with a “Q.”

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    • Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Batista: “got an order for Ts3ivghé? Ts3ivghé?”

      Steve: “Yeah that’s probably me”

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      • ratz30@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Acting must not be working out for Batista

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  • ProceduralDeathLab@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Delores Mulva?

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  • phoneymouse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    She expects him to pay and will put her drink under his name. Plan fails.

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  • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Henry is that you? It’s been awhile!”

    Oh! Hey you! How are you?

    “I’ve been good we should catch up sometime”

    Oh I don’t think I still have your number. Here write it down for me and put your name next to it so I don’t forget who it goes to

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  • LemmyFeed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Genius!

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