PunnyName
@PunnyName@lemmy.world
- Comment on Strawberries are nuts 🍓 13 hours ago:
There’s a legumes joke in there, but I dunno.
- Comment on Helpful guide 21 hours ago:
I’ll text you about calling, just in case you’re busy. You text me back in case you didn’t need to call. Which you prolly don’t.
- Comment on When the riot squads come... 21 hours ago:
When they come, spray em with brake fluid.
- Comment on NO KINGS! 1 day ago:
- Comment on Seems like a simple solution 1 day ago:
I once filled up a 28oz Blender bottle once, since I couldn’t make it to the restroom. Still had like 6+ oz left. Holding that in hurt a lot.
- Comment on Baldur's Gayte 4 days ago:
What gets bigger, the more you take away from it?
My love for a blue Dwarf.
- Comment on Baldur's Gayte 5 days ago:
I love you for this!
- Comment on Baldur's Gayte 6 days ago:
The average person is a straw.
- Comment on Ugh it never ends 1 week ago:
You might not fuck with politics, but politics will fuck with you.
Also, adding politics – where it wasn’t – is a sign of stupidity. I don’t make the rules.
- Comment on Brisbane hotel workers walk off the job to protest over Zionist-booked event 1 week ago:
Hell yeah!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
What about this situation is causing you to be upset?
- Comment on Storage 1 week ago:
Shtorage
- Comment on You mean it gets worse? 1 week ago:
Exactly. In youth, everything is important, and everything is a big fucking deal.
Over time, especially if you’re introspective (not everyone has this ability, it seems), you’ll come to temper those expectations.
- Comment on ’28 Years Later’ Was Filmed Using 20 iPhones at Once 2 weeks ago:
Just saw “days” and “weeks” recently. Both solid films, the first meeting the best, but not by a huge margin. Anticipating “years”.
- Comment on Never Forget. Please dear god don't forget 2 weeks ago:
Ralph gets what I’ve been wanting.
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 2 weeks ago:
Old friend of mine: “Will this matter at my funeral?”
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 2 weeks ago:
But also meaningless bullshit. That does not denote a bad relationship.
- Comment on No looky for you! 2 weeks ago:
This one kinda makes sense. Screens and text are often small enough that properly punctuated sentences can almost feel cramped. Adding visual space helps emphasize pauses and full stops. I use hyphens often in discord when chatting, instead of periods or commas, since channels and convos can move pretty quickly.
- Comment on No looky for you! 2 weeks ago:
Some of us more than twice!
- Comment on I'm a businessman, I do business 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Draw an arrow to each temperature 3 weeks ago:
Plus all the countable infinities.
- Comment on Am I? 4 weeks ago:
It’s a paradox! Burn it!
- Comment on I understand pooh... 4 weeks ago:
I feel seen. I don’t even want to be alive for 40 hours a week.
- Comment on Forced to lie on a questionnaire 5 weeks ago:
All they need to do is put YouTube on there for a more meaningful survey.
- Comment on Prices are out of control 5 weeks ago:
I’m the opposite, I prefer diet Coke and diet Pepsi. Chances are that you don’t like aspartame.
- Comment on Generational differences 1 month ago:
Surprised the cop didn’t just outright shoot your kid.
- Comment on Liquid Trees 1 month ago:
Oh no, nature is getting in the way of…a civilization of bipedal animals that encroached on nature!
It’s abhorrent!!
- Comment on A test on how online you are 1 month ago:
No one defeats Harambe, they pull their dicks out for him.
- Comment on no way 1 month ago:
Oh shit, Crim? Poor angel
- Comment on Rev up those 3D printers! 1 month ago:
For some people, this joke is gonna fly right thru their heads.