PunnyName

@PunnyName@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It’s the little things⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, I will correct.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It’s the little things⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Minerals, dirt, pathogens, etc.

  If you wash your ear chicken (you shouldn’t), that splatter would be much more evenly spread over every surface it lands on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨take out a huge loan⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Millennial, more like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨take out a huge loan⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like we should all do this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every last one of these questions is terrible⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t need to be real answers. Can just use combo nonsense like correcthorsebatterystaple or whatever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dunkin' Donuts Drinks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember when it was the only place to get donuts at 1:33am on a Wednesday.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self starter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I stopped lying in interviews. I’m tired of this shit. Fuck it, if my life is ruined, whatever, same outcome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what's going on at burger king?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Terrible burgers and fries.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Error: dumbass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I could never know how to write this process out, and I’m so glad someone else could. It’s beautiful!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DIY 4th of July⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Try it outside in your backyard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bitch shape attack⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One might call those scaled up nanomachines “machines”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So if we're just good with careening into fascism 2.0 what does the future look like?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Moving is expensive, especially to another country. Assets or not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So if we're just good with careening into fascism 2.0 what does the future look like?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can show up to a protest armed to the fucking teeth without firing off a single round. That’s how those anti lockdown fucks got what they wanted in 2020 (and one of many reasons why COVID exploded).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So if we're just good with careening into fascism 2.0 what does the future look like?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Criticism, questioning, ambiguity, or hesitance will also be reported.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone else not feeling that patriotic for July 4?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna be drunk enough to quiet the fireworks. Every 4th in LA, it’s like a war zone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Small⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo, what the fuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon loves The Lord of the Rings⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It got people not previously interested in DND to actually enjoy DND.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Goals⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Better than me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moon Dust⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit happens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything happens for a reason⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of the time it’s physics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unrealistic body expectations⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The moths have come out to play today…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The White House is paving over the Rose Garden with concrete. People are outraged⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dunno man, he and Elon are having quite the “will they, won’t they ruin America” moment right now. He’ll be solo for a bit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The White House is paving over the Rose Garden with concrete. People are outraged⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He needs a place to be buried.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The White House is paving over the Rose Garden with concrete. People are outraged⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, he cares about that holiday, not ones that celebrate minorities. So I’m guessing some time again this month in opposition to Pride, or Indigenous Peoples’ Day will have some bullshit. Even though Google already got rid of that from their calendars and kept Columbus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The White House is paving over the Rose Garden with concrete. People are outraged⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the gish gallop of news: do as much bullshit as possible so nothing can be effectively blocked or countered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨10 years later, no one has replicated Rocket League's mojo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And I haven’t played it in 10 years either. Not going back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are ghosts never racist?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The ones that would stick around would likely be very racist. Consider that you don’t even need to stay in earth, you can just travel the universe. Or just travel the world. You don’t have gravity to help you, but passing thru solid matter isn’t a problem either. You could check out the core, Iceland, Botswana, Jordan, Kentucky, whatever. So if they stay in Kentucky, they’re gonna be super racist. But evidently not…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Strawberries are nuts 🍓⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a legumes joke in there, but I dunno.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helpful guide⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll text you about calling, just in case you’re busy. You text me back in case you didn’t need to call. Which you prolly don’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the riot squads come...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When they come, spray em with brake fluid.