i am speed

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• Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pet the damn dog!

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  • Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They do like them some shell scritches.

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    • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Get that brushy on!

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• OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tortoise got a crush on the lawn mower.

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• TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They figured out a shortcut pretty quickly.

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• GreatRam@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Leave my salad alone!”

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• NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sonic the tortoise

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Always hilarious seeing a turtle or tortoise fire up the afterburners! Saw a softshell turtle on the river the other day, size of a dinner plate. Dude teleported away faster than my wife could turn to see.

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• knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who mows circles with a push mower?

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  • Maven@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Someone trying to avoid being attacked by a tortoise clearly

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  • reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who has lawns? Oh right, Americans 🤡

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  • KenOh@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Me.

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  • inriconus@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Spiral/circle patterns are more efficient for push mowers in terms of effort, speed, and continuity.

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