Kyrgizion

@Kyrgizion@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British Airways pulls Louis Theroux podcast sponsorship after Bob Vylan interview⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I meant Theroux’ interview, not his subject. He’s not responsible for the things his interviewees say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British Airways pulls Louis Theroux podcast sponsorship after Bob Vylan interview⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Speaking truth to power was always a revolutionary act. Seems like we’re going back to the old days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're out of your element, dude.⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Pfff, I bet it’s just a phase.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm blue ba da ba da dee da ba dieee⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The real smurfberries.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨concert⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Goddamn nob-gnomes ruining concerts for everyone. I mean Ticketmaster. The penis-gnomes can stay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We always take for granted that everyone's perspective on life is the same as ours⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends, first or second civil war?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have no idea what this is about⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The only thing I remember from it was the refrigerator scene because it was so wtf.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hows keto working out for you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Same reason chimps are built like trucks without having to train a lick. Superior genetics baby.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Preposterous!!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was more of a local thing, I guess you had to be there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hurr hurr hurr⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well tbh those things were hugely overpowered and due a nerf. We’ll see what the next update brings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Guess the local stores already ran out of crayons

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No more Mr. Nice guy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, the Diogenes approach. I really like that!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No more Mr. Nice guy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unironically, can you give us some insights that aren’t the same tired 8 points repeated on every self-help blog?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Invading your feed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what's a good answer to placate the c-suite if you're accused of lacking motivation and being unfriendly?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always default to “I’ll continue to do the best I can under the circumstances”, the circumstances being total organizational chaos and zero support. It’s one step short of “You fuckfaces wouldn’t piss on me if I was on fire, but I like working here marginally more than being homeless so I’ll put up with it”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨f u c k⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Potatoes gonna potate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please don't bite kids when I'm trying to relax⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My cats seem perplexed every time I take a bath, sometimes observing from the nearby cat tree. It’s almost as if they’re thinking “why would someone willingly subject themselves to that?”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna die on this hill or die trying⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m more of a semicolon enjoyer myself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amid EA's unpopular $55 billion buyout, Baldur's Gate 3 director takes time "to remind people that making games faster and cheaper while charging more has never worked before"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The fuck he talking about? Obviously it has worked before. How else can you explain yearly COD releases making billions in revenue?

  That it’s a losing strategy in the long term was always obvious, but get this: whomever’s in charge only cares about the numbers of the following quarter. That the company will go under in 10 years is literally not his problem, that’s the next schmoe’s problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨they all start out the same but in a month they figure it out⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The new hire at work is my replacement. Old bossman is gradually giving them all my previous responsibilities. While I’m still here.

  Ah well, might as well get it over with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's official: EA is going private.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Luckily EA hasn’t published anything I care about in over a decade. No big loss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unite!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ate a whole box of crayons this morning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Private detectives tail French workers to root out surging sick leave fraud⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How important are these workers that it justifies the (significant) cost of a private eye? Surely Your run of the mill laborer or office worker just isn’t worth that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manhunt after train passenger 'stabbed multiple times in back' in random attack⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why I don’t step out all that often anymore. Just not worth the risk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do you use non violent communication at the workplace?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  1/2. I calls em like I sees em.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do you use non violent communication at the workplace?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It sounds like a crock of shit for weasels who can’t look reality in the eye.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only 9 days left to go! What could possibly go wrong?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Almost like science fiction': European ant is the first known animal to clone members of another species⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s some serious xenomorph shit right there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS IS A SHITPOST⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UNDER THE THC 🎶⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude certainly prefers the bong to the wok.