sagrotan
@sagrotan@lemmy.world
- Comment on Oxygen 22 hours ago:
Ask Willjum about it.
- Comment on Good news and bad news 22 hours ago:
That’s what you get from hiding all the time, you elusive fuck
- Comment on "Yeah, yeah, I totally know what a lion looks like, just give me the brush" 22 hours ago:
That’s what they look like every time they get their nails done, duh.
- Comment on The way my daughter's middle school health class classifies drugs is insane. 1 day ago:
Here’s a great lesson for your daughter: don’t believe allg the shit they tell her at school.
- Comment on Choose your difficulty 3 days ago:
There is No way i go into an American City without a shotgun.
- Comment on Done, what's next? 3 days ago:
That’s what’s left after paying rent and shit and he’s doing 3 jobs. Repeat this: “I am free”
- Comment on He's a little confused. 3 days ago:
With that father (who killed him in the end!) I can understand it.
- Comment on Busey 3 weeks ago:
He’s Busey at the moment, can he call you back at a later dimension?
- Comment on Tell Borts I said "Hi" 3 weeks ago:
Awelsh guy orders a gin: “A shelii gyane”
- Comment on I'm glad my meat didn't go to waste. 3 weeks ago:
I’d actually be honoured of my meat (and there is some amount of it) doesn’t go to waste. Is live to have a sky burial,but I guess i can forget it with our laws. Then again, what do I care what happens with my ballast when I’m gone.
- Comment on Am I the only one who's "shorts" feed is all basically softcore porn? 4 weeks ago:
Great. You made me actually search for the titles. I guess it’s infectious.
- Comment on United Scams of Assholes 4 weeks ago:
Here in Germany you deposit it in a bank and not one party alone can access it. It’s called “social law”, not “socialism”. Many things broken here, that one thing isn’t.
- Comment on Door mat subscription is $29.99 per month 4 weeks ago:
Cheap pickset and learn to do it: priceless.
- Comment on Are you as smart as Ben? 4 weeks ago:
Believe you me, it’s better to disappoint your parents than make them proud asf. They don’t leave you alone anymore. BTW happened by accident and lies, from which i can’t back out again. I’m so stupid.
- Comment on Why is alcohol legal if it's much more harmful than marijuana? 5 weeks ago:
Yeah. Why? Why does everybody believe the whole anti-drug propaganda? They hear “XY takes heroin” and you’re through for life. (Serious) I know several functioning “addicts” that essentially self-medicate their mental state. Like I did too for many years. The pills fuck you up much harder & faster. But as long as they earn money from other humans suffering…
- Comment on What produced the old dead channel tv static audiovisuals on tvs? 5 weeks ago:
John Wayne in a Blizzard. So said my dad.
- Comment on [1588] My 36 Inch King Dick Wrecks Locks! | LockPickingLawyer 5 weeks ago:
Stay legal.
- Comment on I feel old 5 weeks ago:
And now, dear Gen X, imagine that in German. Ooof.
- Comment on Okay, but Mötley is a pretty awesome name. 1 month ago:
Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides - I literally laughed my ass of. “SFWA, don’t touch that”. Once I heard a mom calling her little “Riddick”, I couldn’t control myself either. My daughter had a little chubby in her class, his name was “Maxxx”, yeah, with three “x”. (Wasn’t there a comic or something called that way back??) I maybe shouldn’t laugh so loud, our daughters second name is “Galadriel”. But our names were so boring.
- Comment on To be fair, that's more than two words 1 month ago:
Got another one for you: Mehrlagensichtfensterklotzbodenbeutel The bag some cookies come in.
- Comment on I'm loose bottom, tag yourself 1 month ago:
Brokenwind is partner town to Barton in the Beans
- Comment on B E L I E V E 1 month ago:
MaKMGA - Make Kali-Ma Great Again
- Comment on I heard you wanted more 1 month ago:
Working Boots?
- Comment on "The Big Problem I Have With Lex Fridman, Neil deGrasse Tyson & Sam Harris" - Gad Saad | Tom Bilyeu (Impact Theory) (14:52) 1 month ago:
Word!
- Comment on Oopa loomp doopity don't. She should better choices but probably won't 1 month ago:
She actually did her best entertaining the children, the people who organized it were the lazy, greedy shitheads.
- Comment on Bobby McFerrin Demonstrates the Power of the Pentatonic Scale [3:03] 2 months ago:
He’d try that here around. Nope.
- Comment on These sepia filters are getting out of hand 2 months ago:
I got portable Scandinavia, the blue ones.
- Comment on The Best Way to Put Carbon Back in the Ground | Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't 2 months ago:
Indica and Sativa?
- Comment on Where are the good political songs? 2 months ago:
A lot of German ones these days, hip hop / rock / metal / pop-punk
- Comment on Extreme sports 3 months ago:
Did you wax your slave today?