sagrotan
@sagrotan@lemmy.world
- Comment on The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅 5 months ago:
The slow, incredibly painful and brutal death my father father had over 10 years (!) because he ate this shit. Just never. Why should anybody eat this? It doesn’t even taste good, it’s just the brain wash that these things taste good.
- Comment on It's your amigo, Ralph! 6 months ago:
RIP Ralph
- Comment on Mushroom ID 6 months ago:
Darwin machine
- Comment on Bussy? 6 months ago:
She should get a strap-on and be happy, that she’s apparently not as floppy as her grandma.
- Comment on Bussy? 6 months ago:
Of you really think about something, somewhere Gary Busey has to do with it. In a weird Busey way, of course, but there is done relation between every single thing in the universe and Gary Busey. Thanks wishes to be him.
- Comment on Gen alpha has no fucking clue 6 months ago:
What’s my fleshlight doing in this picture?
- Comment on Duality of old men 6 months ago:
I don’t see that as contradictory. Be both. Constantly.
- Comment on Why has no one thought of this before?! 6 months ago:
Too much effort for these stupid “ideas”. Let me explain it: No.
- Comment on Oxygen 7 months ago:
Ask Willjum about it.
- Comment on Good news and bad news 7 months ago:
That’s what you get from hiding all the time, you elusive fuck
- Comment on "Yeah, yeah, I totally know what a lion looks like, just give me the brush" 7 months ago:
That’s what they look like every time they get their nails done, duh.
- Comment on The way my daughter's middle school health class classifies drugs is insane. 7 months ago:
Here’s a great lesson for your daughter: don’t believe allg the shit they tell her at school.
- Comment on Choose your difficulty 7 months ago:
There is No way i go into an American City without a shotgun.
- Comment on Done, what's next? 7 months ago:
That’s what’s left after paying rent and shit and he’s doing 3 jobs. Repeat this: “I am free”
- Comment on He's a little confused. 7 months ago:
With that father (who killed him in the end!) I can understand it.
- Comment on Busey 8 months ago:
He’s Busey at the moment, can he call you back at a later dimension?
- Comment on Tell Borts I said "Hi" 8 months ago:
Awelsh guy orders a gin: “A shelii gyane”
- Comment on I'm glad my meat didn't go to waste. 8 months ago:
I’d actually be honoured of my meat (and there is some amount of it) doesn’t go to waste. Is live to have a sky burial,but I guess i can forget it with our laws. Then again, what do I care what happens with my ballast when I’m gone.
- Comment on Am I the only one who's "shorts" feed is all basically softcore porn? 8 months ago:
Great. You made me actually search for the titles. I guess it’s infectious.
- Comment on United Scams of Assholes 8 months ago:
Here in Germany you deposit it in a bank and not one party alone can access it. It’s called “social law”, not “socialism”. Many things broken here, that one thing isn’t.
- Comment on Door mat subscription is $29.99 per month 8 months ago:
Cheap pickset and learn to do it: priceless.
- Comment on Are you as smart as Ben? 8 months ago:
Believe you me, it’s better to disappoint your parents than make them proud asf. They don’t leave you alone anymore. BTW happened by accident and lies, from which i can’t back out again. I’m so stupid.
- Comment on Why is alcohol legal if it's much more harmful than marijuana? 8 months ago:
Yeah. Why? Why does everybody believe the whole anti-drug propaganda? They hear “XY takes heroin” and you’re through for life. (Serious) I know several functioning “addicts” that essentially self-medicate their mental state. Like I did too for many years. The pills fuck you up much harder & faster. But as long as they earn money from other humans suffering…
- Comment on What produced the old dead channel tv static audiovisuals on tvs? 8 months ago:
John Wayne in a Blizzard. So said my dad.
- Comment on [1588] My 36 Inch King Dick Wrecks Locks! | LockPickingLawyer 8 months ago:
Stay legal.
- Comment on I feel old 8 months ago:
And now, dear Gen X, imagine that in German. Ooof.
- Comment on Okay, but Mötley is a pretty awesome name. 8 months ago:
Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides - I literally laughed my ass of. “SFWA, don’t touch that”. Once I heard a mom calling her little “Riddick”, I couldn’t control myself either. My daughter had a little chubby in her class, his name was “Maxxx”, yeah, with three “x”. (Wasn’t there a comic or something called that way back??) I maybe shouldn’t laugh so loud, our daughters second name is “Galadriel”. But our names were so boring.
- Comment on To be fair, that's more than two words 8 months ago:
Got another one for you: Mehrlagensichtfensterklotzbodenbeutel The bag some cookies come in.
- Comment on I'm loose bottom, tag yourself 8 months ago:
Brokenwind is partner town to Barton in the Beans
- Comment on B E L I E V E 9 months ago:
MaKMGA - Make Kali-Ma Great Again