Incoming heart attack
The taste of đŚ đşđ˛ Freedom đşđ¸đŚ
Submitted â¨â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago⊠by â¨Gork@lemm.ee⊠to â¨[deleted]âŠ
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haerrii@feddit.org â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
SteveXVII@pawb.social â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
I was also thinking about a heart attack.
saltesc@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
A waste of perfectly good cattle. I like meat, but I have common ground with the vegans when it comes to excessive farming for wasted animal lives. Itâs hard to argue were the most humaneâobviouslyâpredator when our practices are set up for throwing half of it in the bin.
CodexArcanum@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
I saw a statistics that 12% of Americans eat 50% of all beef produced in the USA and I cannot stop thinking about it. Everytime I eat a burger I wonder if Iâve passed into the 12%. When I look at a stack like this, I see a beef 1%er
saltesc@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Yeah, thatâs it. And then I consider the environmental impacts to sustain the meat grinder that sends so much of its output to waste. At some point we lost our feeling of responsibility of eating meat because it just appears in front of us like magic. Itâs good to wonder such things, âWait a secondâŚam I a big fucking part of the problem?â
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
We must sate the demon lust of Guy Fieri
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
You spilled your jpg compression all over it.
pigup@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
psmgx@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
First thought: gonna need a nap.
Second thought: gonna need blood thinners
Kolanaki@yiffit.net â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Mine: âWhy do they always make them taller and not wider? I am not a snake. I cannot unhinge my jaw to eat it .â
rollerbang@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Too much bread in that case đ
xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
This is a knife and fork burger if Iâve ever seen one
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
First thing: Iâd like it to be a bit smaller.
Second thing: burger
nifty@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Agreed, Iâd still cut it in half and keep the other half to eat later
AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Not a real burger. Real burgers can be held, and easily eaten by the average American man or woman (height between 5â5" and 5â10" inclusive) without a knife and fork, and without the need to visit a sink to wash your hands after.
Big burgers should be wider, not taller. This is a meat and cheese loaf with a side of bread.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Agreed, I hate a burger that was made with the assumption that Iâm a fucking python.
HessiaNerd@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
A good burger should be juicy. I have no problem washing my hands after eating one.
AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Nah, you should be able to eat it at the job site
set_secret@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
coranary artery disease
LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
On my period, I could eat this easily
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
âEat like you have free healthcareâ
Pandantic@midwest.social â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
But if youâre offered this burger, you likely donât!
son_named_bort@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Utterly disgusting. Where can someone get this monstrosity so that I can avoid it?
Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
They could have made it with three juicy medium/medium rare patties instead of six fried until dry ones.
deranger@sh.itjust.works â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Put your dick in it.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Yeah Iâd cut a hole in the middle and shoot my man jam in there.
Like a sexy juicy Lucy.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
I need you inside me.
fubarx@lemmy.ml â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
nifty@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Whatâs in the glass, some kind of soup?
fubarx@lemmy.ml â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Etterra@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
First time Iâve ever seen one that was more than 50% garnish by volume. At this point just get a plate, damn
chagall@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Tums
BugleFingers@lemmy.world â¨4⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
First: Yuck
Second: How would I eat that? No.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Ach, my arteries!
33550336@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
I fucking desire it
sagrotan@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
The slow, incredibly painful and brutal death my father father had over 10 years (!) because he ate this shit. Just never. Why should anybody eat this? It doesnât even taste good, itâs just the brain wash that these things taste good.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
America đşđ¸
Etterra@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Ah good, the final piece in my plan to die early of cardiac arrest.
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
If Trump gets elected, itâs tastier than cyanide.
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Cholesterol
Juvyn00b@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Chloesterol amirite
RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Separate those six burgers, store one, eat one, give the rest to others. Unless someone needs the stored one, then give that one away too. Am not doing great but Iâll manage đ¤ˇ
⌠Seriously want a burger now though v.v Whyâd you do this to me? đ
Lyricism6055@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Needs ketchup and onion rings
Caboose12000@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Ew
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
heart attack
TheAgeOfSuperboredom@lemmy.ca â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
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