The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

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• TheAgeOfSuperboredom@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• haerrii@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Incoming heart attack

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  • SteveXVII@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was also thinking about a heart attack.

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A waste of perfectly good cattle. I like meat, but I have common ground with the vegans when it comes to excessive farming for wasted animal lives. It’s hard to argue were the most humane—obviously—predator when our practices are set up for throwing half of it in the bin.

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  • CodexArcanum@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I saw a statistics that 12% of Americans eat 50% of all beef produced in the USA and I cannot stop thinking about it. Everytime I eat a burger I wonder if I’ve passed into the 12%. When I look at a stack like this, I see a beef 1%er

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    • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, that’s it. And then I consider the environmental impacts to sustain the meat grinder that sends so much of its output to waste. At some point we lost our feeling of responsibility of eating meat because it just appears in front of us like magic. It’s good to wonder such things, “Wait a second…am I a big fucking part of the problem?”

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  • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We must sate the demon lust of Guy Fieri

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You spilled your jpg compression all over it.

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• pigup@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ded Image

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• psmgx@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  First thought: gonna need a nap.

  Second thought: gonna need blood thinners

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mine: “Why do they always make them taller and not wider? I am not a snake. I cannot unhinge my jaw to eat it .”

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  • rollerbang@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Too much bread in that case 😂

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  • xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is a knife and fork burger if I’ve ever seen one

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  First thing: I’d like it to be a bit smaller.

  Second thing: burger

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Agreed, I’d still cut it in half and keep the other half to eat later

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• AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not a real burger. Real burgers can be held, and easily eaten by the average American man or woman (height between 5’5" and 5’10" inclusive) without a knife and fork, and without the need to visit a sink to wash your hands after.

  Big burgers should be wider, not taller. This is a meat and cheese loaf with a side of bread.

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Agreed, I hate a burger that was made with the assumption that I’m a fucking python.

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  • HessiaNerd@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A good burger should be juicy. I have no problem washing my hands after eating one.

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    • AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah, you should be able to eat it at the job site

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• set_secret@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  coranary artery disease

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• LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  On my period, I could eat this easily

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• Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Eat like you have free healthcare”

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  • Pandantic@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But if you’re offered this burger, you likely don’t!

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Utterly disgusting. Where can someone get this monstrosity so that I can avoid it?

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• Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They could have made it with three juicy medium/medium rare patties instead of six fried until dry ones.

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• deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Put your dick in it.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah I’d cut a hole in the middle and shoot my man jam in there.

    Like a sexy juicy Lucy.

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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I need you inside me.

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• fubarx@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s in the glass, some kind of soup?

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    • fubarx@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bloody Mary: huffpost.com/…/the-12-craziest-best-blo_b_6661562

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First time I’ve ever seen one that was more than 50% garnish by volume. At this point just get a plate, damn

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• chagall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tums

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• BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ach, my arteries!

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• 33550336@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I fucking desire it

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• sagrotan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The slow, incredibly painful and brutal death my father father had over 10 years (!) because he ate this shit. Just never. Why should anybody eat this? It doesn’t even taste good, it’s just the brain wash that these things taste good.

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• pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  America 🇺🇸

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah good, the final piece in my plan to die early of cardiac arrest.

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  • Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If Trump gets elected, it’s tastier than cyanide.

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• carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cholesterol

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  • Juvyn00b@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Chloesterol amirite

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• RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Separate those six burgers, store one, eat one, give the rest to others. Unless someone needs the stored one, then give that one away too. Am not doing great but I’ll manage 🤷

  … Seriously want a burger now though v.v Why’d you do this to me? 🙀

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• Lyricism6055@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Needs ketchup and onion rings

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• Caboose12000@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ew

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• chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  heart attack

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• boatsnhos931@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I need a roll of paper towels and a gallon of sweet tea

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