Incoming heart attack
The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅
Submitted 3 months ago by Gork@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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haerrii@feddit.org 3 months ago
SteveXVII@pawb.social 3 months ago
I was also thinking about a heart attack.
saltesc@lemmy.world 3 months ago
A waste of perfectly good cattle. I like meat, but I have common ground with the vegans when it comes to excessive farming for wasted animal lives. It’s hard to argue were the most humane—obviously—predator when our practices are set up for throwing half of it in the bin.
CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I saw a statistics that 12% of Americans eat 50% of all beef produced in the USA and I cannot stop thinking about it. Everytime I eat a burger I wonder if I’ve passed into the 12%. When I look at a stack like this, I see a beef 1%er
saltesc@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Yeah, that’s it. And then I consider the environmental impacts to sustain the meat grinder that sends so much of its output to waste. At some point we lost our feeling of responsibility of eating meat because it just appears in front of us like magic. It’s good to wonder such things, “Wait a second…am I a big fucking part of the problem?”
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
We must sate the demon lust of Guy Fieri
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
You spilled your jpg compression all over it.
pigup@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 months ago
psmgx@lemmy.world 3 months ago
First thought: gonna need a nap.
Second thought: gonna need blood thinners
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 months ago
Mine: “Why do they always make them taller and not wider? I am not a snake. I cannot unhinge my jaw to eat it .”
rollerbang@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Too much bread in that case 😂
xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
This is a knife and fork burger if I’ve ever seen one
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 months ago
First thing: I’d like it to be a bit smaller.
Second thing: burger
nifty@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Agreed, I’d still cut it in half and keep the other half to eat later
AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Not a real burger. Real burgers can be held, and easily eaten by the average American man or woman (height between 5’5" and 5’10" inclusive) without a knife and fork, and without the need to visit a sink to wash your hands after.
Big burgers should be wider, not taller. This is a meat and cheese loaf with a side of bread.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Agreed, I hate a burger that was made with the assumption that I’m a fucking python.
HessiaNerd@lemmy.world 3 months ago
A good burger should be juicy. I have no problem washing my hands after eating one.
AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Nah, you should be able to eat it at the job site
set_secret@lemmy.world 3 months ago
coranary artery disease
LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 3 months ago
On my period, I could eat this easily
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 3 months ago
“Eat like you have free healthcare”
Pandantic@midwest.social 3 months ago
But if you’re offered this burger, you likely don’t!
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Utterly disgusting. Where can someone get this monstrosity so that I can avoid it?
Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
They could have made it with three juicy medium/medium rare patties instead of six fried until dry ones.
deranger@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Put your dick in it.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Yeah I’d cut a hole in the middle and shoot my man jam in there.
Like a sexy juicy Lucy.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I need you inside me.
fubarx@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
nifty@lemmy.world 3 months ago
What’s in the glass, some kind of soup?
fubarx@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Bloody Mary: huffpost.com/…/the-12-craziest-best-blo_b_6661562
Etterra@lemmy.world 3 months ago
First time I’ve ever seen one that was more than 50% garnish by volume. At this point just get a plate, damn
chagall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Tums
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Ach, my arteries!
33550336@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I fucking desire it
sagrotan@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The slow, incredibly painful and brutal death my father father had over 10 years (!) because he ate this shit. Just never. Why should anybody eat this? It doesn’t even taste good, it’s just the brain wash that these things taste good.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 months ago
America 🇺🇸
Etterra@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Ah good, the final piece in my plan to die early of cardiac arrest.
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
If Trump gets elected, it’s tastier than cyanide.
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Cholesterol
Juvyn00b@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Chloesterol amirite
RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 3 months ago
Separate those six burgers, store one, eat one, give the rest to others. Unless someone needs the stored one, then give that one away too. Am not doing great but I’ll manage 🤷
… Seriously want a burger now though v.v Why’d you do this to me? 🙀
Lyricism6055@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Needs ketchup and onion rings
Caboose12000@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Ew
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
heart attack
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I need a roll of paper towels and a gallon of sweet tea
TheAgeOfSuperboredom@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
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