Geometrinen_Gepardi
@Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds! 1 week ago:
The only power you have is choosing where to spend your sttention, i.e don’t look at that shit.
- Comment on Here he is on Blue Origin! 1 week ago:
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
- Comment on All things have a right to grow. The blossom is brother to the weed. 2 weeks ago:
Spiders are good, they eat the other bugs that cause trouble. The spiders we have are tiny though.
- Comment on nature is beautiful 2 weeks ago:
I had this going on in my backyard one summer. Nearly killed my pepper plants but one application on pyrethrin luckily stopped it.
- Comment on Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages 2 weeks ago:
He’s just a retard.
- Comment on Vintage Colgate Ad 2 weeks ago:
You don’t see ads that contain tips on how to use less product these days.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Sick patina.
- Comment on How do you think smartphone manufacturers will comply with EU's replaceable battery regulation? 3 weeks ago:
I don’t know why waterproofing phones became de facto standard. How often will that waterproofing actually come to use?
- Comment on Why's everyone freaking out about Firefox Terms of Service? Isn't it Open Source? 4 weeks ago:
How does having an AI-chat feature in a browser diminish it’s quality? No one’s forced to use any feature.
- Comment on Get ya every time 5 weeks ago:
Is this shitposting community an autistic space? Actually never mind.
- Comment on How does this pic show that Elon Musk doesnt know SQL? 1 month ago:
Rows in a SQL table have a primary key which works as the unique identifier for that row. The primary key can be as simple as an incrementing number.
- Comment on Autoplay videos are cancer to me 1 month ago:
I admit I was talking out of my as.
- Comment on Autoplay videos are cancer to me 1 month ago:
I agree so much. I can’t understand how apparently most people in the world can stand videos that you can’t seek, pause or change the speed of. And which are all in vertical format!
- Comment on Seasonal depression 1 month ago:
Just happened today. Music on the radio was suddenly great.
- Comment on Man, their reputation really has gone to shit 1 month ago:
MIB = Intergalactic
- Comment on Select a tip 1 month ago:
Yeah, I figured so. My knowledge on American tipping culture is based on 90s movies.
- Comment on Select a tip 1 month ago:
Isn’t 10% the usual tip amount?
- Comment on At least Biff wasn't allowed to appoint Supreme Court justices 1 month ago:
Bikers and punks, the two biggest threats to American society in the 80s.
- Comment on You wouldn't even need to stop going to work! 2 months ago:
And then everyone would be fucked.
- Comment on Knight Rider in 2025 2 months ago:
The tradeoff is safety though. Surviving a crash without death or major injuries is much more likely in modern cars. ESP systems also decrease the likelihood of crashing in the first place.
- Comment on I'm a fan 2 months ago:
Finland.
- Comment on No trousers Day today in London 2 months ago:
“Do you want vinegar on your chips?”
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Since most people here seem to be American, the problem is their worldview. Nowadays “right wing” in america just means insane people. Americans have lost all sense of nuance, everything is black or white.
- Comment on I'm a fan 2 months ago:
More like 4 PM.
- Comment on Water addiction 2 months ago:
Never once has my thirst reflex failed to keep me saturated. What’s wrong with these water enthusiast people?
- Comment on "Family Size" has no meaning anymore 2 months ago:
I wonder if it would be legal in America to print “No cyanide!” on the box to make people pick it over other stuff from the sea of frozen garbage.
- Comment on Is Soviet playground! Is fun! Go play on playground while Papa reads Pushkin. 2 months ago:
It’s amazing that something as inhuman as brutalism ever developed.
- Comment on Now freeze and deep fry them 2 months ago:
Seriously, even putting a croissant in a plastic bag warrants a first strike.
- Comment on PSA before one freezes 3 months ago:
A Hind-D?!
- Comment on But thats all Dan Harmon 4 months ago:
Tom Green is somewhere in there.