"Yeah, yeah, I totally know what a lion looks like, just give me the brush"

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• thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Gettin’ his nails did. Good for you lion

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  • makuus@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day - Gee, I’ll bet monsters are interesting, I said. And I’ll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I’m always interested in meeting interesting people. Now let’s dip our patties in the water!”

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    • slingstone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I miss Looney Tunes so much.

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• thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Maybe, originally it was a perfect rendition of a lion but a hundred years later, it got rubbed off and some old lady thought she’d fix it.

  It’s happened before!

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The painting you’re referring to was made in 1930 and the botched restoration was done in 2012, so less than 100 years.

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    • pipows@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Do you have the name of the piece? I would love to see it

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• ryan213@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No pictures from 15th century so there’s no definitive proof lions DIDN’T look like that hundreds of years ago…

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• Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  For someone who’s never seen a lion, that’s pretty accurate.

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• PseudorandomNoise@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That lion has seen some shit

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• sagrotan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s what they look like every time they get their nails done, duh.

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  • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Applies to both cats and dogs

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• Andonno@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “You need to paint the King of Beasts.”

  Paints a perpetually confused inbred.

  “…I’m going to allow this.”

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• kbal@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I like the way he captured my eyes.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s an uncanny resemblance to my wife in the morning.

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  • aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    boomer-ass joke

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      boomer ass-joke

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Honey?

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You seem to rational to be wife so I’m going with no.

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  • PM_me_your_doggo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    She has a nice beard

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I tell her that everyday.

      It’s part of what makes our bond so special.

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• Klear@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Turns out he was lion.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It looks scared and confused.

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  • Xephonian@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s supposed to be, dude is pulling a thorn or something out of it’s paw.

    One day toward evening, when he was seated with the brethren to hear the sacred lessons read, a lion suddenly limped into the monastery. The other monks fled at the sight of the beast, but Jerome greeted him as a guest. The lion showed him his wounded foot, and Jerome called the brothers and ordered them to wash the animal’s feet and to dress the wound carefully. When they set about doing this, they found that the paw had been scratched and torn by thorns. They did what was necessary, and the lion recovered, lost all his wildness, and lived among the monks like a house pet.

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