That isn’t a generational thing it’s an urban/rural thing. A 5 year old from a farming community would know what that is. Also, if you fill them with concrete, you got yourself a hillbilly skeleton key.
Gen alpha has no fucking clue
Submitted 11 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 11 months ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That isn’t a generational thing it’s an urban/rural thing.
Yes, that is indeed the point of the shitpost.
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Didn’t see what community it was on. Apologies.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
‘hillbilly skeleton key’ I like that
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Also, if you fill them with concrete, you got yourself a hillbilly skeleton key.
I assumed it was a police battering ram, tbh.
Aolley@lemmy.world 11 months ago
fuck all these ‘tribalism’ promotion posts, we should be finding ways to work together. Lisa, you’re tearing me apart!
no_comment@lemmy.world 11 months ago
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 11 months ago
Oh hi, Mark
whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
They will not divide us!
nowitsabby@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Gen alpha are literal children. They don’t know what a lot of things are
GBU_28@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Fucking idiots
mPony@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t care who they were fucking
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That was my point, yes.
Plavatos@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
OP out here posting boomer humor…
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is how we take back the internet
motor_spirit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What a fuckin ride this has all been gd. Let’s do it, Denton.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Commenters unaware of the sub
RemembertheApollo@kbin.social 11 months ago
Driving unaware posts.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Post boomer
GladiusB@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Gross. Boomer is like a known cringe thing. This is just some tool. Who gives a shit how old someone is using it? Giving it “boomer” vibes is just a low energy joke.
unreasonabro@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I know i come to shitpost subs for the bombastic, high energy, illuminating content
wait til you grow up and come to understand that people sometimes have to talk about things BECAUSE they’re fucking cringe and that that, indeed, has been the entire point of the “boomer” meme - THAT BOOMER BEHAVIOUR IS CRINGE - from the beginning. The whole fucking point of it.
and anyway bitching shit is low energy is itself pretty fuckin low energy; i mean it’s responding on the right level which is good, but then you break it by turning it into an insult. You want your energy higher, get a coffee and bring it.
Plavatos@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
OK, Boomer…
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
metal pipe with handles 👍
pigup@lemmy.world 11 months ago
shartworx@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
It’s so satisfying to slide this thing forcefully onto your pole OVER and OVER again, slamming it against the base.
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
… Is-is it a sex thing?
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
It can be if you want
no_comment@lemmy.world 11 months ago
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So hot rn
Omgboom@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Butt plug next question
Jackie_meaiii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
This is the thing to get a pole in the ground. I used it to put up an electric fence around a pear orchard once
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I saw a kid piss on an electric fence once. Fucking hilarious.
n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I watched my brother do this to a cow/horse electric fence, can confirm, fucking hilarious
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Okay now im curious, why does an pear orchard need an electric fence?
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Keep animals out, would be my guess.
RyeMeadow@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I guess in case people try to jump over to steal the pears before they can be harvested
crockswithsocks@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Ents.
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Ngl I thought this was some form of battering ram
shalafi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It kinda is.
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Fill it with concrete and it’ll probably work very well do bash doors
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
It’s a battering ram for dirt.
squid_slime@lemm.ee 11 months ago
obviously a fleshlight
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 11 months ago
*Robocop’s Fleshlight
sunbytes@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s a “state police open up-er”
Sneakyweasel90@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve put so many ground rods into this amazing earth. These bad boys have destroyed my shoulders.
TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I recently got to use a pole drivers powered by a little 2 stroke motor. It took like 5 sec to sink a tpost down 3 feet. It was so easy and quick that it was kinda upsetting, makes using the old pole drivers feel like you’re a monkey banging on rocks.
jordanlund@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ugh. My hands and back hurt just looking at that.
sagrotan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What’s my fleshlight doing in this picture?
mPony@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I thought your fleshlight was in the barn
n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
MmmmmooOOOOOOOO!
Gerudo@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I made the mistake of using one to pound metal stakes without ear protection.
Montagge@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
mPony@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Plenty of room at the Hotel Tinnitus
hubobes@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Yes, I have seen Clarksons‘s Farm.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Don’t anger Caleb by doing it like Jeremy did
comrade19@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And if you use ear protection you can get off my property you piece of shit grandson
Thorry84@feddit.nl 11 months ago
WHAT!?! SPEAK UP PLEASE!
hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t think most gen alphas are tall enough to use a post driver effectively. I’ve got early model alphas and they are barely 5’4".
Xatolos@reddthat.com 11 months ago
It’s a police battering ram.
over_clox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Close enough, we’ll accept this answer.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s one cool looking bong /jk
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well it does make a BONG sound
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It looks like a potato gun
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It is much less fun than that
Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 11 months ago
dinosaur fleshlight
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Its a post driver for t-posts that get barbed wire around pastures
bitchkat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s a whoompty whoomp.
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
I’m a millennial. I guess if it was bolted to the ground, you could lock a bike to it?
Maggoty@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Well you know I’m not rural. It never connected for me that these were originally for putting in fence posts.
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fence post driver! They have hand held gas powered ones now BRrRrRrRrRrRrPppPPpp
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 11 months ago
I grew up in the city and I know what that is because I was in the Boy Scouts
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 11 months ago
??? What does a fence post driver have to do with your age?
BlueLineBae@midwest.social 11 months ago
Well for some… It’s a thing you put fireworks into…
saltesc@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No, I’m pretty sure it’s how SWAT get through doors
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I never thought to use one of these as a mortar tube, that’s a brilliant idea.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And for a certain group of people, their houses get fucked with by cops using a variant of this.
SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Exactly. Back breaking work but this is so much better than any other manual alternatives.
CarterH739@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We didn’t have one of these. Instead, I got to crouch on the ground and hold the post with my hands while my father brought the front-end loader bucket down on it. Good times.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 11 months ago
*ground rod driver
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 11 months ago
When I first started in electrical work, we’d take turns with a sledge hammer. Then we bought one of these, and it cut the time in half. Now, I use a driver bit for my demolition hammer and it’s done in about 30 seconds.
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Age wasn’t mentioned
9point6@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Here I was thinking it was an unpainted big red key