BlueLineBae
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social
- Comment on Walkies? 1 week ago:
When I say this, my dog always does a double take. Like his head shoots straight up and he looks around excited, but he doesn’t freak out until I say it again and confirm that we are, in fact, going for a walk.
- Comment on Believe It Or Not, Black Licorice 2 weeks ago:
“hot dog sauce…”
Heinz ketchup once tried to rebrand their ketchup as “hot dog sauce” to trick the good people of Chicago into accidentally tainting their hotdogs with ketchup. We remain strong and stubborn as ever, but that was a close one. Sometimes I feel like the people of Chicago would be more open to adding licorice sauce to their hotdogs than ketchup.
- Comment on The real questions 3 weeks ago:
What? Your butthole doesn’t look like an event horizon?
- Comment on Chipotle offering a discount, while warning they may also inflate prices and delivery fees simultaneously 5 weeks ago:
I genuinely don’t know how chipotle has survived this long when excellent family run Mexican restaurants are a dime a dozen all over the country and are super cheap to boot. I’ve tried it a few times and just never understood what people liked about it that you can’t get at your local Mexican joint.
- Comment on When old people tell you about "the good old days" and how great things used to be 5 weeks ago:
Just dial down the middle! C-A-L-L-A-T-T
- Comment on Great Advice 1 month ago:
When I recently went off my medication, I would have random days where I was incredibly depressed as my body was trying to return to normal. The first day we moved into our house I started crying because I missed my dog who was staying with my parents temporarily. Without saying anything, my husband ran to the store and got me a pint of Jenny’s darkest Chocolate ice cream. And we ate the whole pint together. No judgement, just love.
- Comment on Fast boi 1 month ago:
“Where we all goin?” - Dog probably
- Comment on 3's grip looks the most comfy 1 month ago:
My husband works at an architecture firm. They exclusively use #2 in 3 different colors. My husband has gotten in the habit of putting a few in his pocket during the day while he works and emptying his pockets when he gets home. We have WAY TOO MANY PENS!!! I’ve been bagging them up and giving them away!! They are nice pens tho… very good for drafting/drawing/etc. I just don’t need 300 of them. Beware that the blue ones tend to explode the most.
- Comment on Hollow Knight: Silksong updated Steam page with 2025 copyrights and cloud gaming jnfo 1 month ago:
I mean it this time Image
- Comment on I love cheese. 🧀 Do you love cheese? 🧀😄 1 month ago:
I also have dialed down the cheese intake, which is probably for the best. But if I want to indulge I have 2 options: take lactase pills or select cheese that does not contain lactose. I particularly enjoy the Cabot seriously sharp cheddar for my go-to cheesening.
- Comment on Poooweeeer!!! 1 month ago:
At my school, they showed a video about all the different parts of the cell where each part was a character with a different “job” and looking back it was pretty racist. I specifically remember that the Lysosome was a garbage man with a Mexican accent. Very cool science video for children… very cool 🫤
- Comment on when your face is everywhere 1 month ago:
I don’t think lucky charms does, but you can buy off brand marshmallows online. I think I found a 2lb bag of them on Amazon once.
- Comment on when your face is everywhere 1 month ago:
JD Vance only eats the cat food part of lucky charms pass it on
- Comment on mystery, you say 2 months ago:
If worm, why not worm shaped? If not butt, why butt shaped?
- Comment on M'Lady 2 months ago:
Don’t forget to grab your Cheetos… In a cup!!!
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- Comment on When I finish a delicious bowl of Malt-O-Meal® cereal [Day 89] 2 months ago:
Lol I just ate a bowl yesterday. It’s one of those nostalgic foods for me that I just want sometimes. Especially good when you’re sick or on a cold morning to warm you up.
- Comment on Kryptonite 2 months ago:
I would like to subscribe to uranium facts please
- Comment on Americans witnessing an ongoing klepto-fascist takeover of their federal government [Day 68] 2 months ago:
I got my test results back, it’s definitely fascism.
- Comment on The one drawback to walking at night 2 months ago:
Just one little murder… As a treat.
- Comment on Select a tip 2 months ago:
I’ve actually seen 2 recent practices that I hate more than this. While this is frustrating, at least you can input a custom tip. I’ve also seen them where they show 3 different dollar amounts that don’t indicate percentage but doing the math, it’s definitely way over the usual 20%. Then there’s the one I hate the most which I keep seeing at places where you don’t usually tip. You go to pay with your card and the little transaction/card machine shows different tip amounts, the default of which is already set. If you don’t want to leave a tip, you have to figure out which button to push to do so. They’re all different and it can be very confusing. I even saw one where each option was labeled in correlation with a button on the screen, except that they didn’t match up. And what do you do then? Ask the person at the register how not to tip them?
- Comment on AI Traning 3 months ago:
It’s just the British museum all over again.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
I’ve experienced this to a similar degree. Most of my family are small town people and I grew up without money in a small town. I moved to Chicago where I’ve been relatively successful and want to share some of the experiences I’ve had with the people I love. But I think the best test of whether or not I can actually include someone in certain activities is how they show up to a funeral. The reason that this is a good test is because you can tell who put in even a smidgen of effort to try to look nice and be respectful and who didn’t. And having grown up without a lot of money, I can tell you right now that it doesn’t cost much to go to the thrift store to get something that looks even a little bit nice even if it’s not standard. The last funeral I went to, you could immediately tell which family members didn’t try at all and just showed up in sweat pants and tshirts. Those are the people I wouldn’t take to certain places. Id maybe take them to touristy places, but that’s about it.
- Comment on The US is actually going to implement a nationwide abortion ban and the measures for how it's gonna be handled are already in the works 3 months ago:
According to multiple sites, both pills in the prescription have a 2 year shelf life if kept in a cool dry place.
- Comment on The US is actually going to implement a nationwide abortion ban and the measures for how it's gonna be handled are already in the works 3 months ago:
For anyone that needs this information, you can (currently) order abortion medicine online in any state. I did it today and it was stupid easy to do. I’m not pregnant, but I wanted to order some as a just-in-case for myself or others.
The Plan C website has a great list of websites you can order from if you’re not pregnant. It costs about $150 and some offer financial assistance if you need it. But please do it NOW.
I ordered one from Aid access and one from safe choice. Both asked a few questions that didn’t ask for personal information or ID. They mostly just need an email, address to send it, and a credit/debit card to pay.
Good luck out there everyone.
- Comment on Might be time to move 3 months ago:
Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?
- Comment on 小红书 3 months ago:
I used to be disgusted that people didn’t seem to care that they were risking their own privacy and national security to boot. But then I remembered that our own government won’t do anything to keep our individual privacy in check from corporations. So as long as that’s the case, I don’t see why anyone should give a fuck. The government did this to themselves.
- Comment on Sometimes I forget to hold the vodka tightly enough. 3 months ago:
Are you just drinking straight vodka? Maybe that’s more your problem…
- Comment on Thanks mom, I don't want any 4 months ago:
I actually don’t think this would be bad. Growing up, my mom used to make tuna casserole and it was one of my favorite casseroles. Looking at the recipe, this is mostly the same, except you sub noodles for waffles. What’s one carb for another? I could do without the olives though…
- Comment on Oh well... 4 months ago:
Land of the free*
