BlueLineBae

@BlueLineBae@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roses are red in North Carolina.....⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just want a picture of a got dang hotdog!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t fall for it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This made me laugh an unreasonable amount. I needed this after everything. Thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a real food I just found⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As much as it was sad to see a lot of restaurants die during COVID, there were an awful lot of sushi abomination restaurants out there that I think we’re all better off without. I actually had to stop eating sushi for a few years because we would try to order sushi and it would just be disgusting. You’d get either 1 of 2 scenarios - it was some very gimmicky sushi that you’d never eat more than once, or it was gross because the quality just wasn’t up to par during lockdown. And sushi is unfortunately one of those foods that’s very unforgiving and if you have even 1 bad experience, you won’t be going back to that establishment. So I can see why a lot of them closed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only clean cars are target⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget that eggs also come out the hole!! If you’ve ever seen fresh farm eggs before, you have to wash them before you use them because they’re covered in piss and shit. Yum!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can’t forget terrormisu 🤌🏼⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s an excellent episode of the Sopranos where they end up going to Italy. And even though their whole personality is “Italian” they find that they have nothing in common with actual Italians. That show is a masterpiece.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Go fuck yourself, Mike⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know if these things are sent en masse by a bot or by a person, but it’s like they don’t even skim your profile before hitting send. Like I specifically said “Work from home only”, what makes you think I want your “hybrid” opportunity in bumfuck Illinois that barely pays what it should for my experience?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y=-x²⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It took me until you posted this image to figure out what direction to read the words. Yeesh!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get good.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We had a dog once that was super smart and would learn what different words meant very rapidly. I’d say with most dogs I’ve had, you can go most of their life and they’ll maybe learn 2-3 different words for “dinner” and you can use other words if you’re trying not to excite them too much. But this dog I swear near the end of her life we would have to say ridiculous things around her like “Did you put the K9 cereal in the receptacle?” because she had learned just about every other basic way to say “did you feed the dog?”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know election day is just around the corner, but this is ridiculous.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have to give my email in order to get a mail-in ballot. And of course, they put that email on all the political lists so they can bombard you. I typically just keep blocking them and they have reduced over time. Still frustrated tho…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget we wear them also…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Live-Action ‘View-Master’ Movie, Based on 3D Image Toy From Mattel, in the Works⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What happened to the stupid HotWheels movie with JJ Abrams? That at least sounds like it has some substance even if it turns out to be shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please stop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s time to break out a can of whoop-ass!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐛🪲🐞⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In the Art History courses I’ve taken, they usually talk about nudity in the realm of “it represents fertility” or something like that. Yeah sure… Venus of Urbino is totally about “fertility” and she’s definitely not touching herself for any other reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Empires fall⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We still have one in Illinois but I’m not sure how it’s still holding on. Used to love going in there. Loads of specialized parts and equipment as well as staff that were super knowledgeable and helpful. But at least we have Microcenter now… Which is like if you took a Fry’s and scaled it down and made it work more like a car dealership 😭😭😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Neuroscience⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can someone please teach whoever made this about the basics of graphic design? I can hardly read this ity-bity condensed as fuck text on top of a potato quality complicated background. Good God.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clueless about Biology⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I could be wrong, but I think the original idea for the matrix was that they were using human brains for processing power and not energy. But someone in the movie making process decided people wouldn’t understand that and instead went with the battery analogy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1337⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  First sentence: wow I absolutely agree. It’s such a shame that mothers have to go back to work so soon after giving birth. We should work toward guaranteeing parental time off for all parents.

  Second sentence: yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah… Um… Nevermind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Ultimate Showdown⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So we’re posting classics today huh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨End of the World⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Goddamn how old is this video now? I remember watching it on some wacky ass website full of silly videos because YouTube hadn’t been invented yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bean memes are coming...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no, my beenis⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jawgs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do I look like I know what a JPEG is? I just want a picture of a got-dang hotdog!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What have you been pondering about as of late?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been trying to decide the best “lazy” way to make homemade dark chocolate peanut butter cups. Typically, you would have a mold and put a bit of melted chocolate in the bottom of each mold and then use a brush to paint chocolate up the sides and then put it in the fridge to solidify and then put the peanut butter fudge in each one and then dump more chocolate on top and then wait for that to solidify and then pop them all out. But… I think I can maybe just dip each one in chocolate and let it solidify in the mold? Less steps means I can make more cups and then I can have a large supply to last me longer. But maybe then there won’t be enough chocolate on the PB cup? Maybe I don’t need that many PB cups in my life? But the ones I buy right now are super expensive and this would save me some money 🤷

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  DAAAAAMN DANIEL WITH THE WHITE VANS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Update on the situation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a beautiful diagram. You should hang it on the fridge. The one with the beer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yesterday in Kroger (a supermarket for you non-Americans) I saw a bunch of cans of potato salad. Why would someone buy canned potato salad?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  First of all … ew. I don’t know who this is for honestly. Maybe it’s one of those things that was used during war times that’s now sold in stores because why not? Second, we have lots of Krogers in the US and they are currently trying to merge with Albertsons which would essentially create a monopoly on grocery stores. Let’s all hope that doesn’t go through.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sitting and shitting on my high horse⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at this guy. He doesn’t know about the 3 seashells!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a meme about beans⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what beans said to cornbread!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't understand why it never caught on...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “in seconds.” Ah yes, clearly the best point made for this product.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gen alpha has no fucking clue⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well for some… It’s a thing you put fireworks into…