BlueLineBae

@BlueLineBae@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Perfect Picture of Helth⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The fake sugar garbage has gotten out of hand. I had to start making my own granola because most of the granola had fake sugar in it. I’m glad I did tho. I can make it with whatever I want in it and no one can stop meeeeeee!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Perfect Picture of Helth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s fair. I don’t even want to know what a Jack’s pizza is made out of. Probably compacted crack.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Perfect Picture of Helth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why I roll my eyes at people who talk about how healthy honey is. Like sure it’s better for you than sugar for very minute reasons, but at the end of the day, it’s still sugar. But you know… honey is “natural”. Marketing is a helluva drug.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Perfect Picture of Helth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  A more accurate description would be an “imbalanced” meal. It contains ingredients that would give you needed nutrients, but at the wrong levels. Too much fat and carbs, vs “vegetables” which are also processed and full of added sugar and salt. It’s not the worst thing you could eat, but it isn’t great. To your point, that’s why moderation is so important.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds about right⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a boss at my first office job that lived across the street from the office. A literal blizzard hit and he still insisted we all come in. I tried my best, but there’s only so much I can control. I left 1 hour early knowing it would take forever and I was still going to be late. I should have said fuck it and called off work, but I was young and stupid, so instead I called in to let them know I’d be late. When I got there I got an ear full about how it wasn’t that bad and he made it in just fine. I showed him a photo of all the snow piling up 5-10 feet along the roadside as it blew in from the cornfields. He acted like I must live in Alaska or something. Like bro how long have you lived here and you don’t know this is a possibility?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I like to fit a full portion of hot garbage in there too ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anaconda Malt Liquor will give you a little OOOOOO

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They need to bring you in to feel their power over you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My team is literally on the other side of the country 😆

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They need to bring you in to feel their power over you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where I’m at, they got rid of space to put people. So now we have to hot seat our desks instead of having a dedicated desk. Very cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Beds seem to have their own personalities that interact with your own. You likely picked out your own bed and it’s just right for you and feels the best! But then you stay at your folks place and the bed they offer does the job but it’s sort of old and stuff and not as inviting as yours. Or maybe you stay with a friend on their futon and it’s lumpy and the sheets stick to your clothes. Nothing beats your bed at home though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To open, tear along the dotted line. What freaking dotted line?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Welp I guess you’ll starve

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discuss⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Counter point - Justin’s dark chocolate peanut butter cups 🤤

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discuss⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m willing to give you 1 out of 3. No we do not put chocolate on everything. No we do not put ranch on everything, but some unhealthy individuals put it on every vegetable. Yes we deep fry everything and goddamn does it taste good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The wrong generation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Divorce frog!?! I’m dying over here!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Monday, everyone!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why working from home was such a game changer. I could throw a load of laundry in and fold it during a meeting. I could go to the grocery store on my lunch break. I could use the extra 3 hours a day I would normally take commuting to do things like exercise, cook a healthy meal, or just get more sleep. Fuck the healthcare company I work for that insists that in-person interactions are more important than the quality of life I had working from home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember the past⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Once upon a time there was a website called “meat spin dot com”…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Where my frosted tips at?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ladies get urself a mothman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just a little meat spin for self defense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Foolproof advice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That show one just reminded me that when we bought our house and had to start renovations on it, the attic had lots of women’s shoes. Just one shoe from a pair and all different shoes. I have so many questions for the previous owner, but unfortunately they are no longer with us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨asked and answered⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, that time we put asians in concentration camps. Pretty cool. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's efficient.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They already make lactase drops and powder you can add to your food. I personally just think it’s easier to take a couple pills before I eat pizza instead of having a bunch of chalk dust sprinkled on it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm ready for spooky⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was going to say, someone has never heard of ragweed or mold

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's what's for dinner⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not always that there’s too much butter. Sometimes it’s because the butter had a higher fat content or because the dough wasn’t chilled enough before baking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Toothpaste⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It must be my superior flossing technique

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guess I'll just die⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it depends on the students, but based on the ones I’ve met, this couldn’t be farther from the truth. My family took a trip rafting in the Grand Canyon for 6 days in 130 degree heat. It was highly taxing on the body and you needed to be very in tune with your body during the trip to assure you didn’t get heat sickness. There were 2 people on the raft with my family serving as tour guides and experts. One was an older and very seasoned expert who knew the canyon and its history like it was their very soul. The other was a young geology student who was training to do the same. During this trip, all of us experienced the same physical challenges, but our guides were also tasked with keeping us safe and informed, setting up camp, and navigating any additional challenges that the rest of us wouldn’t be knowledgeable in. Oh and steering the fucking raft through some extremely dangerous areas that even seasoned rafters fuck up sometimes. It was a wild trip, but I’ve got a lot of props for the geologist and student that served as our guides.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly Lossless Music⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a former singer I used to bring my sheet binder with me to do exactly this. Id memorize lyrics, work on pronunciation, rhythm, cues, etc. there’s a lot you can do to silently work on a piece of music.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alcohol is "amazing" - Kurzgesagt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried replacing alcoholic drinks with non alcoholic drinks? I switched to non alcoholic cocktails and non alcoholic beer which has become very common and quite good where I’m from. So this allows me to continue to hang out and socialize with friends as usual. I don’t have to turn down going to a bar with them and I can bring my own beverages to parties. It won’t help loosen you up, but you can still socialize like you always do without making a big thing of the fact that you’re off alcohol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deep dish thought⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They won’t let you order sloppy steaks. But they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name him.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Artist’s rendering of a person without a skeleton… Or hair lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft suddenly kills its movies and TV store on Xbox and Windows⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s dozens of us! DOZENS!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We bid 10k under asking price because the owner ripped the place up and it needed tons of work. They said they would not accept any offers under asking. We thought about it and decided the house was in the perfect location and made the offer at asking price. They also were not happy about that because this was in 2021 and everything was selling for a ton over asking price. Thing is, those houses you could move into with minimal changes. This house needed abatement and a gutted bathroom and kitchen. We were the only offer and they begrudgingly accepted and tried every which way to nickel and dime us before closing.