Australia has a somewhat threadbare welfare state, though is more of a social democracy than the UK. And snakes and spiders are easier to avoid than Tories.
Choose your difficulty
Submitted 6 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 months ago
CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You are several orders of magnitude more likely to be killed by another human than an animal or insert in Australia.
Cypher@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Well that just makes sense.
Through selection pressures the only surviving Australians are highly venomous.
tastysnacks@programming.dev 6 months ago
Have you ever been fucked up by an Emu?
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Trick question, Emus don’t leave behind survivors. Or witnesses.
AnthropomorphicCat@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Mexico is so hard-as-fuck that was not included in the list.
Wilzax@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Japan too apparently
jas0n@lemmy.world 6 months ago
New Zealand is just happy to be on the map.
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I used to work with a guy that moved from Mexico city after his favourite cafe got gunned down by the cartel, his neighbor’s family got beheaded, and a family friend’s daughter got kidnapped.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It was a toxix server, PvP only. Glad it was banned
dumbass@leminal.space 6 months ago
Filled with hackers giving themselves infinite money glitches.
neutron@thelemmy.club 6 months ago
Japan is unlocked after NG+. Korea (North and South) is sold separately as DLC.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
I mean, neither was new Zealand.
db2@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Life in the US is only easy for a small handful of people. Most of us consider it a good year if we got through it without crushing medical debt and retained all of our teeth. Is a third world country passing itself off as a first world country.
magic_lobster_party@kbin.run 6 months ago
At least US families can expect all their children not to die by tuberculosis or malaria or something.
And fuck Australian magpies.
red_rising@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Assuming the mother/baby don’t die in the hospital waiting room bathroom because the hospital refused treatment.
GiddyGap@lemm.ee 6 months ago
On the other hand, US families can also expect their kindergarteners to have to participate in active shooter drills. Because, you know, active shooters are a thing. Screw that.
Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Tb is back, haven’t you heard?
ErinCrush@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Little racist there my guy. Also, America is pretty “hard mode” for a lot of people.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Difficulty in America is pretty much down to your initial stats.
samus12345@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Initial stats and current location. Some places want you dead for being the way you were born.
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Tja@programming.dev 6 months ago
Is Bogan a race?
Baggie@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
I’m gonna be real with you all, I’m in Australia and it’s a little embarrassing how hard you think we have it over here compared to the shit I’ve heard from other places. Like don’t fuck with the animals and don’t put your hands in areas you can’t see and you’re golden. I’ve had to deal with random violence like three times in my 34 years here. It’s pretty alright here.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 months ago
You can’t fool me. I’ve seen your videogame prices.
dan@upvote.au 6 months ago
One of the reasons stuff costs more in Australia is that there’s significantly more consumer protection. Steam originally didn’t allow refunds at all, and were fined AU$3 million as a result: pcgamer.com/valve-posts-a-notice-about-australian…
In Australia, it’s illegal to say “no refunds” or only exchange or refund as store credit both for physical and digital goods, and customers are always allowed to get a repair, refund or replacement if the product has issues. In the case of a game, that would be things like:
- Game breaking bugs or bug that significantly affects the experience but don’t completely break the game
- Changes that make the game behave significantly differently to how it was originally described on the site or in the documentation
- Games that initially support Linux but the company dropped Linux support later on, etc.
Steam’s policy of only refunding a purchase within 14 days of purchase and less than 2 hours of play time is also not legal in Australia. They have a separate refund policy specifically for Australia which excludes the 14 day / 2 hour limits.
Baggie@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Look you’re right and the housing market is a catastrophe also
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You can’t fool us. We know all of you are boxing kangaroos upsidedown just to get to work everyday.
Baggie@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Wait do you guys not? Next you’ll tell me you don’t eat your national animal
bitwaba@lemmy.world 6 months ago
and don’t put your hands in areas you can’t see
Serious question: do you check your bed before you crawl into it for the night? Like, what’s the level of paranoia you guys have there? Does the room get a quick glance then you just go “yeah, I’m sure everything is fine”? Or do you turn all the lights on, rip the duvet up, and smack the bed frame to scare off any creepy crawlies that might be lingering about?
Baggie@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
Haha no not quite that paranoid. Nah it’s mostly a rule for like moving stuff around in the garden and if you’re in the bush or whatever. Like the shit you have to worry about will either let you know, or set up a home far away from you. Generally. So it’s kind of another way of saying don’t put you hand into a redback nest.
Though saying that most people have had harrowing huntsman spider encounters, often in bed. They’re the most common surprise as they actively move around to hunt prey, instead of building webs. They can’t really hurt humans, aside from hiding behind your sun visor in the car and scaring you half to death, like my girlfriend had last year. They are a non zero statistic in cause of car accidents unfortunately.
JustARegularNerd@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Probably the most I check in day to day life is just under the toilet seat before I sit on it. Haven’t yet had a spider under there yet but have definitely heard of it. Otherwise just being careful of huntsmen when you have something like two sheets of iron or wood, as they love to be in between them.
Have otherwise had little spiders come out from the car’s crevices while driving and calmly pulled over to deal with it.
Overall not really that paranoid or bad in Australia
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I think this meme is talking about how tough life is for any given organism in kind of a TierZoo sort of way.
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Africa is harder than Australia. Not even close.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Thinking I’m on easy mode and then getting hit in the face with bear mace while crossing UCLA’s campus.
Thinking I’m on hard mode while I drive my Bentley through Plettenberg Bay.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Easy, medium and hard mode are just how much money you’re born into.
BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 6 months ago
maybe you just spawn in the middle of austrailia desert with nothing
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I know this is just a shit post but fuck is this eurocentric and a bit racist let me refer you to the world happiness rank. The Corruption Perceptions Index and This map of real GDP.
worldpopulationreview.com/…/happiest-countries-in…
Norgur@fedia.io 6 months ago
First of all: haha, funny, your nickname is in the OP
Secondly: how are your links you referred us to showing that the joke made is eurocentric and racist? What's real GDP growth (that's what the map you linked showed) got to do with anything? Why is the corruption perception index any indication of how hard life is gonna be if you are born in a certain place? It doesn't show how much corruption there is or the effects of said corruption, just how corrupt things are perceived as.
And regarding the happiness index.... Have you looked at the page? It lists almost exclusively countries within Europe, so that would support the joke, would it not?
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Here is the wiki article on Real GDP feel free. en.m.wikipedia.org/…/Real_gross_domestic_product The take a way is you will see most of South America and parts of Africa are on par with the USA.
Weirdly enough it is very hard to get corrupt politicians, civil servants, etc to check the yes box for the question are you corrupt. So corruption perception is used, which is actually pretty accurate. The local population is pretty good at noticing when they’re being asked to pay a bribe or seeing that nepotism is present in government.
If you were to look at the ranked list you would find that Uruguay, Barbados, Bhutan, and Botswana. Are all ahead of Greece, Montenegro, Romanian, Bulgaria, and Hungry.
As for the happiness index did you actually scroll down to the full list? Yes most of the country you would expect to be high on the list. There are plenty of outliers, Costa Rica is higher than the USA; Uruguay is higher than France; El Salvador is higher than Italy, Malta, Spain, Estonia, and Poland; Honduras and China are higher than Croatia, Greece, and Bosnia and Hertzegovina. I am sure there are more but I hope you get how it does not support the joke.
Is eurocentric and a little racist because it clearly states that the only countries worth living in are European or North America (except Mexico which apparently doesn’t exist). This meme is basically saying living in Europe or the United States is the best and everywhere else is a shit hole country. Yet looking at the actual data we can see that is not true.
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Here’s human rights index. Lots of different ways to measure things, none of them great.
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 6 months ago
Somos el mejor país de chile!
alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
One of the big problems with HDI is that it fails to consider inequality and non-individual income; a country with 1 person making 1B/y and 999 people living in abject poverty gets the same per capita GNI as a country of 1000 people making 1m/y who have free housing, transport, and healthcare.
The latter obviously has better conditions for more people.
Amir@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
GDP and GDP Growth are both useless metrics
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yeah they are. That is why I used Real GDP Growth. It is still not a great metric but it is a little better than GDP and GDP Growth.
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 6 months ago
I’m pretty sure significant portions of the medium and hard difficulties could be flip-flopped and most of Australia’s population doesn’t live in the PvE warzone you’re probably picturing in your head.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Apparently there is no life in Mexico
bstix@feddit.dk 6 months ago
Maps without Japan.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Parts of Africa are definitely better than parts of medium tier
frezik@midwest.social 6 months ago
When are we talking about, here? Europe is a disease-ridden mosquito fest if you go back a few thousand years.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 months ago
This is clearly some kind of rage bait troll post. Don’t acknowledge it and maybe they will just go away
joel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
For some reason New Guinea is included with Australia, even though the western half is owned by Indonesia, and the eastern half is its own country. Either way with the civil war going on there at the moment I’d much rather be living in Australia!
ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The Galapagos deserves its own level at the top of this. It’s literally, “don’t eat any green apples you find on the island, okay?”
kbin_space_program@kbin.run 6 months ago
Includes British Columbia in "easy mode".
Nah, BC looks pretty, but if you unprepared off the beaten trails/roads, they'll never find your body.
Avg@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I invested all my xp into sneak and went from medium to easy.
PugJesus@lemmy.world 6 months ago
“The Imperial Core™ makes life harder for the nations it exploits!”
“Life is harder in those nations.”
“Are you some kind of racist!?”
Crikeste@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Western, good.
Everything else, bad.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 months ago
There’s more than penguins in Antarctica.
What if I was a scientist?
dlpkl@lemmy.world 6 months ago
We talking wilderness of Canada or population centers? Cuz there ain’t no way I’d go into Canadian bush without a shotgun.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Penguin difficulty? Just git gud, scrub.
buzz86us@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You miscatagorized the US Hard is the correct category.
UlfKirsten@feddit.de 6 months ago
DosDude@retrolemmy.com 6 months ago
Really? How displaced is your view if you consider the USA easy mode?
Also, fuck Mexico. Apparently.
Rolder@reddthat.com 6 months ago
At the end of the day, while living in the US does have its share of issues, they absolutely do not compare to living in Africa.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Not to downplay how horrible life can be anywhere for someone who’s not healthy, wealthy, and typical:
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Different by a factor of 187.
More than fifteen years in South Sudan to equate a year income in the US.
Wiki GDP Per Capita PPP
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
No, America bad. Lemmy doot left side. Calcium
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 6 months ago
There’s a bunch of African countries I would rather live than the US, although maybe not exactly South Africa or Congo…
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Haven’t you heard? Mexico doesn’t exist it is just drawn on the map to make people think that Canada and The United States are to the rest of the American Continent. Everyone who says they are from Mexico are just paid actors. /s
Also they left out New Zealand, which will not come as a surprise for New Zealanders. They will probably be happy that they are even on the map.
mauwuro@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
I can confirm that, I’m being paid to said I’m Mexican 🌮 viva México!!
they pay me with tacos btw
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Mexico mode is only available once a year on May Fifth. It then disappears until next the next year.
JoShmoe@ani.social 6 months ago
All of central america, the caribbean, greenland, japan, hawaii, and new zealand were all unaccounted for. Probably will be included in the dlc
HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Probably called the settlers and shogun expansion.
sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
It might belong there depending on what they mean by easy. Its pretty vague
tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
It really depends on your race and starting stats
daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
How many countries would be easier than USA?
DosDude@retrolemmy.com 6 months ago
Any country with actual welfare, a decent living wage minimum salary, normal Healthcare prices, a gun ban and a non-corrupt police system.
paddirn@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Mexico is just the US with a yellow camera filter.
angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 6 months ago
USA is Easy mode. It’s just that Europe, Australia, and Canada are Very Easy mode.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
and canada, USA plus canada is easy mode. Australia is on some shit right now, they deserve it.
IDK what the others are except for europe and africa, which, yeah that’s about right. Africa is a hot fucking minute away from some spicy shit at the moment, and the other one is probably the same.
GiveMemes@jlai.lu 6 months ago
What?
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Or the former Bloc