ParabolicMotion
@ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world
- Comment on I'll just leave this here... 5 months ago:
False alarm, everyone. It’s just worms.🪱
- Comment on there is always one 5 months ago:
Throw in a three day fast and that person could be dropping shotput sized poops they never knew they had in there. Might be the most life changing series of poops they ever took.
- Comment on the GIRTH 5 months ago:
Why would they be a bigger circumference than a diva cup? The circumference of a diva cup matches that of the figure on the left.
- Comment on Guys... 5 months ago:
Right? Its feet look really long, even if it was an emaciated, dead, mountain lion.
- Comment on Guys... 5 months ago:
Where did the picture for this meme originate? Was it just a dead mountain lion that someone posed, until rigor mortise set in on its bones?
- Comment on uhhhhhhhhh 5 months ago:
As opposed to Rammstein…
- Comment on Miracle cures 5 months ago:
Tumeric works well for staph. So does eating ethanol based hand sanitizer, or high proof Everclear. People will hate me for saying that.
- Comment on He's not going to go easy on you either 5 months ago:
Celebrities? When was the last time politicians served jury duty? When was the last time they were even summoned?
- Comment on Which is which? 5 months ago:
Why not just make every bathroom a one occupant room? Just because someone has the same genitals as me doesn’t mean I want them to hear me fart.
- Comment on Happy Father's Day. 5 months ago:
The card is about BIOLOGICAL fathers. If your dad’s gametes didn’t make you, then you might want to choose a different card.
- Comment on Happy Father's Day. 5 months ago:
Why did you bother reading it here?
- Comment on Happy Father's Day. 5 months ago:
It’s a real joke of a card when you’re forced to hand it off to the man you’ve been told to call “dad” throughout life, knowing good and well he did NOT make any part of you.
- Comment on Being courteous [Off the Mark] 5 months ago:
So much for 6 being a perfect number, huh?
- Comment on Salt :) 5 months ago:
Technically Cl2 is the deadly gas. It only exists in diatomic form when it isn’t bonded with another atom, or molecule.
- Comment on 😘😘😘 5 months ago:
My response would be:
I’d exercise some CATION with that one, because I’m looking at the future, and just don’t see U in it.
- Comment on Think Tobey planned this? 5 months ago:
Every time I see his face it’s like a cross between Jim Parsons and Marshall Mathers.
- Comment on Chicken vs Egg 5 months ago:
Forget the chicken. What came first, the tardigrade, or the egg? Well, in this case, I think the tardigrade would have to exist first.
- Comment on It's always there 5 months ago:
Until about a day later when you realize it had absolutely no fiber and you should have paired it with a salad, or something, instead of eating just cheese.
- Comment on How would you decorate this room? 6 months ago:
That’s the room where the litter box goes.
- Comment on Cruciferae 6 months ago:
If you cut brussel sprouts the right way, they can look like flowers.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
This troll is just trying to bait me into a conversation so he can start an argument. Its late. He’s obviously alone. It shows.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
I never threatened to hurt myself. I haven’t threatened to hurt others. This post is hours old. What did you do, dig through my account to harass me? I guess I’ll report your comment as abusive since you’re trying to frame me for threats I didn’t make.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
This post is 10 hours old. Whoever you are, please stop making new accounts to stalk my account and continuously downvote and harass me.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
No. I typically call trolls users that lie. Nothing I have said on Lemmy is a lie. I think this part of Lemmy just digs through each OP’s posts and comments to find out what gender they are, and then they proceed to attack the OP, if OP is female. I won’t bother posting here anymore. It’s just a good ol’ boys club for men to upvote one another.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
Thanks, but I also hate to assume that they made a swap after seeing her is such bad condition that day. I would really like to add my children to ancestry.com, just to have some peace of mind. My mother is just fighting it at every suggestion.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
Thanks. Me too. Happy Mother’s Day, too, if you celebrate it.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
My daughter was born with complications in 2015, and was rushed out of the delivery room to the ICU floor of the hospital without me, after birth. I’m still upset over that, and have many questions for the hospital staff who were working there that day. Oh, and someone just downvoted me for discussing my daughter. It’s probably my distant cousins who keep cyber stalking me. God forbid I put my children on Ancestry.com and reveal which P.O.S. male relative actually made them, huh? They have been following my online accounts to encourage me to be silent about my children. I don’t care. Downvotes don’t hurt my feelings. In fact, it makes them waste their time.
- Comment on People are realizing celebrities are unnecessary 6 months ago:
Really? I figured the scam behind that one was some kind of trafficking with pieces of art being used as cover for the sales involved with it.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
No, but if the hospital did switch my daughter at birth, after she was born blue and not breathing well on her own, I’m going to be asking where her remains went. Let’s hope they performed a miracle in ICU in 2015 when they carted her away from me in a hurry. I feel like asking for all the hospital surveillance camera footage from the day she was born.
- Comment on People are realizing celebrities are unnecessary 6 months ago:
I honestly think some people only become famous overnight so that someone can move large amounts of money from one hand to another through the use of someone else’s name.
