Quality shitpost.
there is always one
Submitted 10 months ago by buttfarts@lemy.lol to [deleted]
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Comments
Gork@lemm.ee 10 months ago
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
God bless the waitress.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It must’ve been therapeutic to act so terrible to her husband like that
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 months ago
The other way around wasn’t that un-terrible either.
ZoraMystery@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s relieving to let out diarrhea. Constipation is painful and takes forever to get rid of.
constantokra@lemmy.one 10 months ago
I’ve been on Lemmy too much today. I read Constipation as Capitalism.
Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 10 months ago
Still works tbh
AlexDrago@ani.social 10 months ago
Well it’s both shit
jaybone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I read it as Constantinople. It’s nobody’s business but the turds.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 months ago
We should expel it like the diarrhoea it is.
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
I like it when I’m about to take such a big shit that I take off my pants entirely so I can shit it out faster.
mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Literally a shit post
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
When you live with IBS-C, diarrhea is a godsend.
So this tracks.
Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Can confirm, unfortunately. We’re not laughing, but we are relieved.
Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It’s not diarrhea it’s “waterfall 🌈🌈”
Bruhh@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Diarrhea is a godsend and feels like such a cleanse.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 months ago
The diarrhoea of gods.
Sounds like the whole of creation. At that wasn’t all that good.
Melt@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Girls don’t poop
mons@lemmy.world 10 months ago
4 out of 5 women are full of shit
fatalError@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
5th one just flushed the toilet
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
There used to be a troll that kept spamming videos of girls pooping out their butts. It’s probably ai generated propaganda though.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s not bad until you add in vomiting at the same time. It’s like the body becomes a going out of business sale, everything must go.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
me after installing my bidet
JCreazy@midwest.social 10 months ago
It’s called poop euphoria, look it up.
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Are you my cat?
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Do not, my friends, become addicted to pooping.
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
No one ever thinks about the minority 😢
Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I love all poops equally. Fill the bowl fill your soul.
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
I hate those poops that need an entire half roll of toilet paper to wipe it all or else you’re going to be smelling your own asshole every time you sit down for the rest of the day. Guess I’m a poop racist.
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bidet will save your life. Or at least your anus. And they’re so cheap these days!
jaybone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What’s going on with her bathroom? Is this AI generated?
Amanduh@lemm.ee 10 months ago
This is from always sunny in philly
ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Throw in a three day fast and that person could be dropping shotput sized poops they never knew they had in there. Might be the most life changing series of poops they ever took.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bet she is the fifth dentist as well
MacDangus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You ever have diarrhea, but it don’t hurt when it come out? So satisfying man
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 10 months ago
1/5 uses diarrhoea to sound pro-adjacent.
bizarrocullen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
TayTay’s new album looks shitty
taiyang@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I did kind of enjoy the time my brother and I got salmonella growing up. One bathroom, we were destroying it every 15 minutes taking turns. At some point you just have to laugh through the pain!
vrek@programming.dev 10 months ago
my entire family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans…