Quality shitpost.
there is always one
Submitted 2 years ago by buttfarts@lemy.lol to [deleted]
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Comments
Gork@lemm.ee 2 years ago
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
God bless the waitress.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It must’ve been therapeutic to act so terrible to her husband like that
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 years ago
The other way around wasn’t that un-terrible either.
ZoraMystery@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s relieving to let out diarrhea. Constipation is painful and takes forever to get rid of.
constantokra@lemmy.one 2 years ago
I’ve been on Lemmy too much today. I read Constipation as Capitalism.
Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 2 years ago
Still works tbh
AlexDrago@ani.social 2 years ago
Well it’s both shit
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I read it as Constantinople. It’s nobody’s business but the turds.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 years ago
We should expel it like the diarrhoea it is.
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
I like it when I’m about to take such a big shit that I take off my pants entirely so I can shit it out faster.
mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Literally a shit post
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
When you live with IBS-C, diarrhea is a godsend.
So this tracks.
Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Can confirm, unfortunately. We’re not laughing, but we are relieved.
Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
It’s not diarrhea it’s “waterfall 🌈🌈”
Bruhh@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Diarrhea is a godsend and feels like such a cleanse.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 years ago
The diarrhoea of gods.
Sounds like the whole of creation. At that wasn’t all that good.
Melt@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Girls don’t poop
mons@lemmy.world 2 years ago
4 out of 5 women are full of shit
fatalError@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
5th one just flushed the toilet
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
There used to be a troll that kept spamming videos of girls pooping out their butts. It’s probably ai generated propaganda though.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s not bad until you add in vomiting at the same time. It’s like the body becomes a going out of business sale, everything must go.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
me after installing my bidet
JCreazy@midwest.social 2 years ago
It’s called poop euphoria, look it up.
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 2 years ago
Are you my cat?
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Do not, my friends, become addicted to pooping.
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
No one ever thinks about the minority 😢
Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
I love all poops equally. Fill the bowl fill your soul.
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
I hate those poops that need an entire half roll of toilet paper to wipe it all or else you’re going to be smelling your own asshole every time you sit down for the rest of the day. Guess I’m a poop racist.
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Bidet will save your life. Or at least your anus. And they’re so cheap these days!
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What’s going on with her bathroom? Is this AI generated?
Amanduh@lemm.ee 2 years ago
This is from always sunny in philly
ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Throw in a three day fast and that person could be dropping shotput sized poops they never knew they had in there. Might be the most life changing series of poops they ever took.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Bet she is the fifth dentist as well
MacDangus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You ever have diarrhea, but it don’t hurt when it come out? So satisfying man
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 years ago
1/5 uses diarrhoea to sound pro-adjacent.
bizarrocullen@lemmy.world 2 years ago
TayTay’s new album looks shitty
taiyang@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I did kind of enjoy the time my brother and I got salmonella growing up. One bathroom, we were destroying it every 15 minutes taking turns. At some point you just have to laugh through the pain!
vrek@programming.dev 2 years ago
my entire family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans…