Quality shitpost.
there is always one
Submitted 3 weeks ago by buttfarts@lemy.lol to [deleted]
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Comments
Gork@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
God bless the waitress.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It must’ve been therapeutic to act so terrible to her husband like that
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
The other way around wasn’t that un-terrible either.
ZoraMystery@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s relieving to let out diarrhea. Constipation is painful and takes forever to get rid of.
constantokra@lemmy.one 3 weeks ago
I’ve been on Lemmy too much today. I read Constipation as Capitalism.
Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Still works tbh
AlexDrago@ani.social 3 weeks ago
Well it’s both shit
jaybone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I read it as Constantinople. It’s nobody’s business but the turds.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
We should expel it like the diarrhoea it is.
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
I like it when I’m about to take such a big shit that I take off my pants entirely so I can shit it out faster.
mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Literally a shit post
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
When you live with IBS-C, diarrhea is a godsend.
So this tracks.
Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Can confirm, unfortunately. We’re not laughing, but we are relieved.
Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It’s not diarrhea it’s “waterfall 🌈🌈”
Bruhh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Diarrhea is a godsend and feels like such a cleanse.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
The diarrhoea of gods.
Sounds like the whole of creation. At that wasn’t all that good.
Melt@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Girls don’t poop
mons@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
4 out of 5 women are full of shit
fatalError@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
5th one just flushed the toilet
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
There used to be a troll that kept spamming videos of girls pooping out their butts. It’s probably ai generated propaganda though.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s not bad until you add in vomiting at the same time. It’s like the body becomes a going out of business sale, everything must go.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
me after installing my bidet
JCreazy@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
It’s called poop euphoria, look it up.
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Are you my cat?
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Do not, my friends, become addicted to pooping.
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
No one ever thinks about the minority 😢
Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I love all poops equally. Fill the bowl fill your soul.
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
I hate those poops that need an entire half roll of toilet paper to wipe it all or else you’re going to be smelling your own asshole every time you sit down for the rest of the day. Guess I’m a poop racist.
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bidet will save your life. Or at least your anus. And they’re so cheap these days!
jaybone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What’s going on with her bathroom? Is this AI generated?
Amanduh@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
This is from always sunny in philly
ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Throw in a three day fast and that person could be dropping shotput sized poops they never knew they had in there. Might be the most life changing series of poops they ever took.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bet she is the fifth dentist as well
MacDangus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You ever have diarrhea, but it don’t hurt when it come out? So satisfying man
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
1/5 uses diarrhoea to sound pro-adjacent.
bizarrocullen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
TayTay’s new album looks shitty
taiyang@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I did kind of enjoy the time my brother and I got salmonella growing up. One bathroom, we were destroying it every 15 minutes taking turns. At some point you just have to laugh through the pain!
vrek@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
my entire family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans…