Quality shitpost.
there is always one
Submitted 1 year ago by buttfarts@lemy.lol to [deleted]
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Gork@lemm.ee 1 year ago
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
God bless the waitress.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It must’ve been therapeutic to act so terrible to her husband like that
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 year ago
The other way around wasn’t that un-terrible either.
ZoraMystery@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s relieving to let out diarrhea. Constipation is painful and takes forever to get rid of.
constantokra@lemmy.one 1 year ago
I’ve been on Lemmy too much today. I read Constipation as Capitalism.
Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 1 year ago
Still works tbh
AlexDrago@ani.social 1 year ago
Well it’s both shit
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I read it as Constantinople. It’s nobody’s business but the turds.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 year ago
We should expel it like the diarrhoea it is.
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
I like it when I’m about to take such a big shit that I take off my pants entirely so I can shit it out faster.
mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Literally a shit post
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
When you live with IBS-C, diarrhea is a godsend.
So this tracks.
Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Can confirm, unfortunately. We’re not laughing, but we are relieved.
Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
It’s not diarrhea it’s “waterfall 🌈🌈”
Bruhh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Diarrhea is a godsend and feels like such a cleanse.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 year ago
The diarrhoea of gods.
Sounds like the whole of creation. At that wasn’t all that good.
Melt@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Girls don’t poop
mons@lemmy.world 1 year ago
4 out of 5 women are full of shit
fatalError@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
5th one just flushed the toilet
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
There used to be a troll that kept spamming videos of girls pooping out their butts. It’s probably ai generated propaganda though.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s not bad until you add in vomiting at the same time. It’s like the body becomes a going out of business sale, everything must go.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
me after installing my bidet
JCreazy@midwest.social 1 year ago
It’s called poop euphoria, look it up.
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Are you my cat?
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Do not, my friends, become addicted to pooping.
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
No one ever thinks about the minority 😢
Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I love all poops equally. Fill the bowl fill your soul.
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
I hate those poops that need an entire half roll of toilet paper to wipe it all or else you’re going to be smelling your own asshole every time you sit down for the rest of the day. Guess I’m a poop racist.
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bidet will save your life. Or at least your anus. And they’re so cheap these days!
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What’s going on with her bathroom? Is this AI generated?
Amanduh@lemm.ee 1 year ago
This is from always sunny in philly
ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Throw in a three day fast and that person could be dropping shotput sized poops they never knew they had in there. Might be the most life changing series of poops they ever took.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bet she is the fifth dentist as well
MacDangus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You ever have diarrhea, but it don’t hurt when it come out? So satisfying man
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 year ago
1/5 uses diarrhoea to sound pro-adjacent.
bizarrocullen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
TayTay’s new album looks shitty
taiyang@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I did kind of enjoy the time my brother and I got salmonella growing up. One bathroom, we were destroying it every 15 minutes taking turns. At some point you just have to laugh through the pain!
vrek@programming.dev 1 year ago
my entire family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans…