Quality shitpost.
there is always one
Submitted 4 months ago by buttfarts@lemy.lol to [deleted]
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Gork@lemm.ee 4 months ago
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
God bless the waitress.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It must’ve been therapeutic to act so terrible to her husband like that
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 months ago
The other way around wasn’t that un-terrible either.
ZoraMystery@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s relieving to let out diarrhea. Constipation is painful and takes forever to get rid of.
constantokra@lemmy.one 4 months ago
I’ve been on Lemmy too much today. I read Constipation as Capitalism.
Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 4 months ago
Still works tbh
AlexDrago@ani.social 4 months ago
Well it’s both shit
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I read it as Constantinople. It’s nobody’s business but the turds.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 months ago
We should expel it like the diarrhoea it is.
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
I like it when I’m about to take such a big shit that I take off my pants entirely so I can shit it out faster.
mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Literally a shit post
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
When you live with IBS-C, diarrhea is a godsend.
So this tracks.
Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Can confirm, unfortunately. We’re not laughing, but we are relieved.
Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
It’s not diarrhea it’s “waterfall 🌈🌈”
Bruhh@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Diarrhea is a godsend and feels like such a cleanse.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 months ago
The diarrhoea of gods.
Sounds like the whole of creation. At that wasn’t all that good.
Melt@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Girls don’t poop
mons@lemmy.world 4 months ago
4 out of 5 women are full of shit
fatalError@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
5th one just flushed the toilet
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
There used to be a troll that kept spamming videos of girls pooping out their butts. It’s probably ai generated propaganda though.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s not bad until you add in vomiting at the same time. It’s like the body becomes a going out of business sale, everything must go.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
me after installing my bidet
JCreazy@midwest.social 4 months ago
It’s called poop euphoria, look it up.
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Are you my cat?
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Do not, my friends, become addicted to pooping.
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
No one ever thinks about the minority 😢
Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I love all poops equally. Fill the bowl fill your soul.
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
I hate those poops that need an entire half roll of toilet paper to wipe it all or else you’re going to be smelling your own asshole every time you sit down for the rest of the day. Guess I’m a poop racist.
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Bidet will save your life. Or at least your anus. And they’re so cheap these days!
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What’s going on with her bathroom? Is this AI generated?
Amanduh@lemm.ee 4 months ago
This is from always sunny in philly
ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Throw in a three day fast and that person could be dropping shotput sized poops they never knew they had in there. Might be the most life changing series of poops they ever took.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Bet she is the fifth dentist as well
MacDangus@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You ever have diarrhea, but it don’t hurt when it come out? So satisfying man
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 4 months ago
1/5 uses diarrhoea to sound pro-adjacent.
bizarrocullen@lemmy.world 4 months ago
TayTay’s new album looks shitty
taiyang@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I did kind of enjoy the time my brother and I got salmonella growing up. One bathroom, we were destroying it every 15 minutes taking turns. At some point you just have to laugh through the pain!
vrek@programming.dev 4 months ago
my entire family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans…