there is always one

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• vrek@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  my entire family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans…

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Quality shitpost.

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• BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  God bless the waitress.

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It must’ve been therapeutic to act so terrible to her husband like that

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The other way around wasn’t that un-terrible either.

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• ZoraMystery@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s relieving to let out diarrhea. Constipation is painful and takes forever to get rid of.

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  • constantokra@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve been on Lemmy too much today. I read Constipation as Capitalism.

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    • Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Still works tbh

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    • AlexDrago@ani.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well it’s both shit

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I read it as Constantinople. It’s nobody’s business but the turds.

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We should expel it like the diarrhoea it is.

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  • PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like it when I’m about to take such a big shit that I take off my pants entirely so I can shit it out faster.

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• mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Literally a shit post

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• BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When you live with IBS-C, diarrhea is a godsend.

  So this tracks.

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  • Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can confirm, unfortunately. We’re not laughing, but we are relieved.

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• Lepsea@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s not diarrhea it’s “waterfall 🌈🌈”

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• Bruhh@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Diarrhea is a godsend and feels like such a cleanse.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The diarrhoea of gods.

    Sounds like the whole of creation. At that wasn’t all that good.

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• Melt@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Girls don’t poop

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  • mons@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    4 out of 5 women are full of shit

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    • fatalError@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      5th one just flushed the toilet

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  • PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There used to be a troll that kept spamming videos of girls pooping out their butts. It’s probably ai generated propaganda though.

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s not bad until you add in vomiting at the same time. It’s like the body becomes a going out of business sale, everything must go.

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• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  me after installing my bidet

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• JCreazy@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s called poop euphoria, look it up.

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  • Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you my cat?

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do not, my friends, become addicted to pooping.

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• spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No one ever thinks about the minority 😢

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Illegal propulsion systems!!

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    • Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Its green tech!

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• Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I love all poops equally. Fill the bowl fill your soul.

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  • PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hate those poops that need an entire half roll of toilet paper to wipe it all or else you’re going to be smelling your own asshole every time you sit down for the rest of the day. Guess I’m a poop racist.

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    • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bidet will save your life. Or at least your anus. And they’re so cheap these days!

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• jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What’s going on with her bathroom? Is this AI generated?

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  • Amanduh@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is from always sunny in philly

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• ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Throw in a three day fast and that person could be dropping shotput sized poops they never knew they had in there. Might be the most life changing series of poops they ever took.

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• afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bet she is the fifth dentist as well

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• MacDangus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You ever have diarrhea, but it don’t hurt when it come out? So satisfying man

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• Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  1/5 uses diarrhoea to sound pro-adjacent.

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• bizarrocullen@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  TayTay’s new album looks shitty

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I did kind of enjoy the time my brother and I got salmonella growing up. One bathroom, we were destroying it every 15 minutes taking turns. At some point you just have to laugh through the pain!

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