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- Comment on [Thread] Mental Math 5 days ago:
Birb Borg Cloud
- Comment on Beautiful 6 days ago:
Let it breath before you kill it forever.
- Comment on [Thread] Mental Math 6 days ago:
Or tiny birds that can expertly navigate wind currents with an almond sized brain using real-time force feedback. The computational power at their disposal is very well optimized for what they do.
- Comment on Nobel Prize 2024 5 weeks ago:
omg what is even the point of scientific progress and the advancement of human knowledge unless one specific person gets all the glory. What is science even for if not the validation of some human’s individual ego.
- Comment on hmmm 😈 1 month ago:
I find him personally disagreeable for reasons that I find difficult to articulate. I just don’t like his vibe.
- Comment on Which fruit fly are you today? 2 months ago:
The star of the show is irrelevant to the performance
- Comment on Which fruit fly are you today? 2 months ago:
Green for go red for no.
- Comment on hmmm 😈 2 months ago:
Toby McGuire is a bad person.
- Comment on rabioli 2 months ago:
Damn you Bill Gates!!
[shakes fist at sky?]
- Comment on Don’t you DARE come home with the artificial variety! 2 months ago:
Big Clam has been suppressing synthetic clam juice research for years
- Comment on Omg 2 months ago:
Sometimes I drive to a second McDonald’s late at night because I don’t want to experience the shame of going through the same drive-thru twice.
- Comment on Anon doesn't like reddit 2 months ago:
I had a 10+ year old account with like 1.5m karma get full stop banned for reasons behind my comprehension. I wasn’t doing ant overt racism, misogyny, violent rabble rousing… Nothingworse than vehemently disagreeing with somebody and calling them an idiot or a clown.
I only suspect I triggered a nerve which got me mass reported to an extent that I got caught in the dragnet. Being disagreeable was a ban worthy offensive maybe??
Overly sensitive fuckwits with brittle feelings. I am the same ol’ dumbass I always was but the culture shifted towards “business casual” away from being more like “diet 4chan”
- Comment on Weevil Wednesday 2 months ago:
Sir, I can assure you my oats are secure.
- Comment on Oof ouch owie 2 months ago:
The thing about Ashlu Babbitt is that nothing of value was lost
- Comment on State of Lemmy comments right now 2 months ago:
hohoho… My friend you have fallen into the trap. By me responding to your comment about how nobody is actually discussing beans, we are now engaged in a discussion about beans!
Thus furthers the plot of packing bean related content into the algorithm
- Comment on *clap clap* 2 months ago:
This guy has heckin’ rizz compared to JD
- Comment on Explosions in the Sky 2 months ago:
According to the Lotus Sutra the Earth is also a sentient being.
- Comment on MSc Mansplaining 2 months ago:
You are being downvoted but this is exactly what the makers of this advertisement are trying to imply.
As a man, if you attend Adelaide university then you will be the center of attention with women and potentially have lots of romantic prospects.
- Comment on Moss 2 months ago:
Seriously?! 80ft horsetails? I knew they were a prehistoric plant that can grow through asphalt but had no idea they got that big
- Comment on Maybe this is better for everyone 2 months ago:
Save animals and switch to orphan-meat
- Comment on OK. 2 months ago:
Methinks Niel enjoys the smell of his own farts a little too much
- Comment on YouTube Binges 2 months ago:
Blame the algorithms, but yes otherwise you are correct. Being an intransigent shithead is a pathway to success in this world. The bully is rewarded endlessly while the victim is stigmatized.
All of history’s greatest figures in our mind are people with the biggest body counts. Napoleon killed a whole generation of young men in Europe and was basically his era’s Hitler. Today he has Fanboys who rush to defend him online.
That’s why Putin invades Ukraine and dgaf about bodies because he’s playing to an audience 300 years in the future who also dgaf about the victims anymore than we care about Napoleonic war casualties.
We are a species of savage assholes and we survive today as the beneficiary’s of that legacy.
- Comment on Anon's gf is unfulfilled 2 months ago:
sis havin’ an extra slice of that white-savior complex
- Comment on Crystals 2 months ago:
I mean if not then wtf is even the point?!
- Comment on I've heard it clears up again after the first wave of divorces 3 months ago:
Marrying the first person you ever fuck and breeding uncontrollably only to become deeply miserable and unfulfilled in your locked down life is very human and not at all a good idea. Every success story of first love is a random aberration that fuels the myth that this should be the status quo.
Most people are a lot sluttier than that
- Comment on LaTeX Master Race 3 months ago:
Let’s take a grainy photo of your oil painting and then filter it
- Comment on What's your favorite breakfast coffee? To me, Folgers in my cup is the best part of waking up. 3 months ago:
Op washed his balls with that spaghetti
- Comment on Anon takes some classes 3 months ago:
Now that’s a rock solid plan that you can take to the bank!
- Comment on Anon takes some classes 3 months ago:
No…no…no… the only way is to catfish and lie because nobody will love you ever. The most you can hope for is to momentarily fool somebody into thinking your are something other than what you are for one hot second.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…
- Comment on Anon watches nature documentaries 3 months ago:
Remember the show “Connections” from the BBC and they would take some technology like a steam coal shovel and explain how that somehow resulted in a series of cause and affect conditions that made the moon landing possible. It was like an hour of being spoon fed all this fascinating material in depth.
TV content used to be more nutritious for your brain. Then somehow everything became just pure fried sugar devoid of any beneficial or meaningful content. Why does everything end up being reduced to the lowest effort schlock?