Don’t you DARE come home with the artificial variety!

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• sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    One of them is filled with a dye that turns mice transparent, and other other is crab juice.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      TIL mountain dew is flavored with Doritos dust.

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• HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I just hope you use the natural variety.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It also goes well in a Bloody Mary according to my Canadian ex

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    • Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We call them ceasers

      We typically buy the clam juice premixed with tomato juice, Clamato juice.

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• OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Now I can finally make my own Clamato!

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  • marito@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• faltryka@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Man I’m sure there is some culture I could have been raised in that would have resulted in me finding that appealing and all…. But I would probably vomit if I drank any of that.

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  • nailingjello@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s a useful ingredient for things like clam chowder. I don’t think anyone is suggesting to drink it straight like apple juice.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I am. And please take a video.

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    • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      In my college’s drama club parties, it was tradition that one of the officers of the club would drink a bottle. They would make up a different reason each time they did it as to how the tradition started.

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  • protist@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A splash of clam juice adds umami to a recipe and you don’t taste the clam. It’s in the same culinary category as fish sauce, but less potent.

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  • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Have you ever had a Caeser? . It’s better than you think

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    More of an artificial clam juice fan, are you?

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s for pastas, soups, and alcoholic beverages

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• Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  Also all natural

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How do you even juice an onion?

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      With your eyes closed, I suppose.

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    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Puree and strain, i guess?

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    • don@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Squeeze it really hard

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    • MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Very carefully.

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  • mbp@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    🥵🥵🥵

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• buttfarts@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Big Clam has been suppressing synthetic clam juice research for years

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Good ingredient in a clam chowder 🤤

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• CorrodedCranium@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What is in synthetic clam juice?

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mussels

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I only drink vegan clam juice

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  artificial variety

  lol sounds like forced diversity. So the imitation stuff is woke!

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sorry I prefer supernatural clam juice

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They stocked that for a while, but it kept summoning dark eldritch horrors in the frozen foods aisle.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  🤢

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• Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t get it?

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  • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Natural clam juice as opposed to the artificial variety.

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