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Don’t you DARE come home with the artificial variety!

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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      One of them is filled with a dye that turns mice transparent, and other other is crab juice.

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      • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        TIL mountain dew is flavored with Doritos dust.

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  • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I use it in a family recipe–clam sauce. Widely hailed as some of the best food any of my friends have ever had. It genuinely is outstanding, so don’t sleep on this stuff.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I just hope you use the natural variety.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It also goes well in a Bloody Mary according to my Canadian ex

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      • Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We call them ceasers

        We typically buy the clam juice premixed with tomato juice, Clamato juice.

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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now I can finally make my own Clamato!

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    • marito@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • faltryka@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Man I’m sure there is some culture I could have been raised in that would have resulted in me finding that appealing and all…. But I would probably vomit if I drank any of that.

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    • nailingjello@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a useful ingredient for things like clam chowder. I don’t think anyone is suggesting to drink it straight like apple juice.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I am. And please take a video.

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      • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        In my college’s drama club parties, it was tradition that one of the officers of the club would drink a bottle. They would make up a different reason each time they did it as to how the tradition started.

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    • protist@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A splash of clam juice adds umami to a recipe and you don’t taste the clam. It’s in the same culinary category as fish sauce, but less potent.

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    • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Have you ever had a Caeser? . It’s better than you think

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      More of an artificial clam juice fan, are you?

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s for pastas, soups, and alcoholic beverages

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  • Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    Also all natural

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How do you even juice an onion?

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      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        With your eyes closed, I suppose.

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      • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Puree and strain, i guess?

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      • don@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Squeeze it really hard

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      • MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Very carefully.

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    • mbp@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🥵🥵🥵

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  • buttfarts@lemy.lol ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Big Clam has been suppressing synthetic clam juice research for years

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Good ingredient in a clam chowder 🤤

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  • CorrodedCranium@leminal.space ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What is in synthetic clam juice?

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mussels

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I only drink vegan clam juice

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  • yesman@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    artificial variety

    lol sounds like forced diversity. So the imitation stuff is woke!

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sorry I prefer supernatural clam juice

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They stocked that for a while, but it kept summoning dark eldritch horrors in the frozen foods aisle.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🤢

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  • Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t get it?

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    • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Natural clam juice as opposed to the artificial variety.

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