marito

@marito@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello, ladies!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  90s dad or gen Z dude?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. 9, 11, 16 and 17.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How You Doin?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless it’s "How YOU doin’?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baby Owl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Superb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Way to learn a language⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I grew up in a border town in northern Mexico. We got a bunch of the TV channels from the US town across the border. I learned English watching those American channels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP In Peace⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You only YOLO once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hurry⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sin is Jetch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hurry⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Took me 6 tries too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i need an rv, and lab equipment, and a helper⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t hurt me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t you DARE come home with the artificial variety!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Puto el que lo lea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyday...⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Calls Harris a ‘Communist.’ That Shows How Worried He Is.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The thumbnail (on Boost) makes it look like he has cum on his face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨may you live in interesting times⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, but lemonade isn’t that color. Are those piss bottles?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok I won't not⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What about diamond hands 💎🙌🦍📈

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nihilist would give him one star⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no idea why my Uber rating (passenger) is 4.7.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's basic science⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all sleeping on cucumber.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientific dietary advice⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not even once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chicken soup⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Waffle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The four houses dads belong to.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  And my axe!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reel Big FishGPT⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s probably where its headed. At least that’s the impression to that I get.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Burgers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone remember anything about 2021⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember diamond handing some stocks and missing out on some serious gains.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Free trial has expired⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I think there’s a Val Kilmer film about this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨scary⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Like warm apple pie.