If periods are so terrible then why do women keep having them. Checkmate, liberals.
Unfair is what it is
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Taleya@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
If they’re not so bad why don’t you have one.
C’mon chicken, show me the red. bawk Bawk bawwwwkkk
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
who says i don’t
random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes. All of them should stop. It would solve everything.
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m just one generation too
cm0002@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I once rolled my ankle but in the most perfect way in which instead of pain, it was the most pleasurable “bone popping” I’ve ever had in my life. All those tiny ankle bone just popped, it was so satisfying I was dazed for like a solid minute or 2.
I have spent 15 years trying to do it again to no success :(
PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I’ve been blessed with an incredibly pop susceptible body. Ankles, toes, wrists, knuckles, neck, back, the odd elbow of knee pop here and there. My neck is so loud that I was watching Dune in IMAX with my boyfriend and he heard it over the subwoofers. It’s very satisfying.
cm0002@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I can do most things reliably except for the ankles, but I’ve long since lost my ability to easily do my back and neck
And it’ll happen to you to meme
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Popping my sternum in public is the highlight of existing some days. It’s loud, and alarming.
I learned I could do it a decade back but it takes a super specific position that took me many more years to work out so I could do it on demand. Feels amazing.
My hyper-flexibility is probably to blame for it, but it’s super fun :)
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
They don’t have ankles. They don’t have testicles. They are missing a bunch of ribs. They don’t fart. They don’t even have a Y chromosome. At a certain point, it’s probably easier to list the things they do have.
tatann@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
They don’t poop but they do fart (butterflies)
straightjorkin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m a girl and I did this bad enough to break my ankle. Yeah it hurt
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
To most people good morning most people but to everyone who advertises on iheart radio please roll your ankle
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
I don’t mind the ads as much as I mind the company.
How do you keep making your app worse?
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I just have an unlimited amount of hate for all the trash podcasts that get advertised during the breaks of btb, it could happen hear and hood politics
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Somehow the funniest part is that this isn’t anywhere near as painful as a bad period, and the pain doesn’t last for days at a time either.
ludrol@bookwormstory.social 2 weeks ago
I won/lost gene lotery. I can twist my ankle like that without permanent damage but I can’t lift more than 20kg in a squat.
marito@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I can also twist my ankles like that painlessly. But I can’t touch my toes with my finger tips without bending my knees at all, best I can do is like 10 inches away.
FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
What even is “rolling your ankle”? I’m standing on one foot like the picture right now and it seems… fine?
urquell@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I have and it has been hurting since February
Twitches@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
If possible go have it looked at. I did this 4 years ago and it still hurts. Please don’t be me.
boonhet@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Have you tried drowning your sorrows with a good pilsner?
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
God I have rolled my ankle a shit ton doing physical activities and simply walking, to the point both feet have rolled several times, and to the point where I needed physical therapy. I am fucked on uneven terrain, and even when walking in my house on kitchen tiled floor I have rolled and tripped.
Physical therapy at least made it so it doesn’t hurt anymore when I roll, and I’m not out of commission for the next hour.
I’m not even of legal drinking age, I’ll probably die by falling down the stairs at 50 or smth.
AscendantSquid@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Are you able to wear hi-top sneakers or boots? I used to roll my ankles a lot so I started wearing both and it happens less. When it does happen, it doesn’t hurt nearly as much
Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Okay I’m going to put this out there. I’ve never birthed a child but I can be certain that the birthing process doesn’t hold a candle to the monkey claw I experience after eating a bean burrito loaded with jalapenos and mole. I don’t think even an epidural could ameliorate that level of dire suffering.
toofpic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh, as a kid I was skiing with my dad, and saw the bottom side of a ski, was that good enough?
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I ripped my 5th metatarsal off rolling my ankle like this, my foot is a Picasso painting now.
So that’s cool
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
you’re not really going to roll your ankles barefoot though, like there’s a reason our feet are wider than they’re tall
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
I walk like that sometimes…
nebulaone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Idk why, but I can stand with both feet like this for a long time. Maybe the sudden and quick rolling is what hurts.
Exulion@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Had a subtallar dislocation almost 2 years ago so that was fun. 0/10 recommend sticking to periods. Proby.
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
As far as I can remember, this has never happened to me, but to my mother and sisters…
SanicHegehog@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Also lucky that girls never wear heels, that would make this much worse
LostWon@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I have seen the aftermath from when someone rolled her heels in platform shoes. (I was nearby, but didn’t see her foot go perpendicular to her leg like I heard about afterwards.) It was many years ago and I don’t think of it often, but I don’t recall ever buying any kind of platform shoe ever again after that.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
www.dailymotion.com/video/x1d1mfx
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
“Should I take my heels off?” “NOooOoo”
Goodness you can hear it snap
TheBat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ouch