Handjob afterwards
Nihilist would give him one star
Submitted 9 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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psmgx@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I can give myself a handjob. You want that fifth star you better get to suckin.
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 9 months ago
something something Marilyn Manson something something bottom two ribs
Slovene@feddit.nl 9 months ago
Yes. Here’s a lovely song explaining it: m.youtube.com/watch?v=6HQgKGOFHFE
rockhstrongo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
One star off because the doctor is the one who hit them with a Mercedes
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
One way to get five star ratings would be climbing a tall building, enabling GOD MODE, and then blasting anything that moves with RPGs… At least that’s how I remember GTA San Andreas
zourn@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That 5th star was for making his life worth saving.
the_beber@lemm.ee 9 months ago
There‘s an intrinsic bias to never (or rarely) give the maximum or minimum on a rating scale. source
Infynis@midwest.social 9 months ago
I don’t bother writing a review unless it’s a one or five star. Maybe a particularly offensive two star
flames5123@lemmy.world 9 months ago
But really! In Japan, most people do 3 stars for great service. Most good businesses have 2.5-3.5 stars.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 9 months ago
Saved their life, put them into crippling medical debt.
Benaaasaaas@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Well that’s on insurance, not the doctor.
count_dongulus@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Actually it’s on the hospital Chargemaster
MissJinx@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Imagine seen the light, feeling the peace and the BAM… an asshole saved your life. And he thinks he deserves 5 stars. The audacity
Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 9 months ago
A nihilist probably wouldn’t leave a review, or would. Honestly, it doesn’t matter.
myusernameis@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
I worked in craft beer marketing for a while and the running joke about untapped was something like…
“Best lager I’ve ever had… I don’t like lagers. 1 star.”
Etterra@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Hi, nihilist here, and I would have probably left instructions to give him five stars if he was cool about it. I mean I’m not going to recommend a jerk even if I’m already dead.
NegativeInf@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Here Lies Etterra,
His doctor was a jerk. Do not recommend.
marito@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I have no idea why my Uber rating (passenger) is 4.7.
TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 9 months ago
2/5 passenger didn’t listen to me talk about <insert topic I know nothing about>
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 months ago
“Dr. Lewis saved my life!” One star, because they wanted to die
profdc9@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Maybe it was just coincidence that the patient survived when Dr. Lewis intervened. Correlation is not causation, after all.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Did he check his whole island for weeds?
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 9 months ago
Have to do it again but this time do it under an hour.
fl42v@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Beating good old amputation speedrun with 300% mortality?
lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
“The hotel was perfect but the weather was bad.” 3/5
motor_spirit@lemmy.world 9 months ago
that’s the essence of many reviews unfortunately ha
Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 9 months ago
Sometimes for gits and shiggles, I’ll check the one star reviews for things I know are going to trip inexperienced people up.
Like… It’s basically the “substituted flour with powdered eggplant and milk with tobacco sauce, 1/10 tasted horrible but I followed the recipe exactly” meme
Especially anything with DIY properties. “doesn’t work, connected to the battery and it immediately blew up” when it’s clear from the picture they hooked a 48v battery into a 12v speed controller. Or cut some wires they weren’t supposed to. Or reversed polarity of an important component. Or…
And rather than admit they fucked it up, they give bad reviews.
I particularly like when the listing is clearly for something that requires assembly, and bad reviews complain it came “in pieces”. READ, YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKERS
And if you see a bunch of bad grammar, and inconsistent specs in a listing… Maybe don’t put too much faith in the $5 item that would cost $100 if you bought it from a licensed and certified source with quality assurance…
dudinax@programming.dev 9 months ago
It’s probably great, but UPS lost it. 1/5. Would be 0/5 if I could give 0.
saltesc@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Just arrived today and looks great but haven’t had a chance to try it yet. 5/5
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
-three separate one-star reviews
lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
POV: 3 separate 1-star reviews are as good as one 3-star review