Sovereign citizen.

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gonna get pulled over for being “in tranzit” when the technical term is “in transit”

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  • atocci@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They used the wrong magic word 🚓👮‍♂️👮‍♀️

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The technicalities are incredibly important. If you mess up one word, they can get you. Learn from this person’s mistakes.

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  • buttfarts@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He misspelled the magic word that grants immunity from laws. Also his license plate has the wrong color border to supercede State Troopers authority over his vehicle.

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  • nichtburningturtle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You don’t understand. This is the correct spelling in his sovereign language.

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    • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah but not the right color. He’s fuked.

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  • CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Actually, he’s busy playing Call of Duty 2 zombies while driving

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fuck me. Reminds me of dad’s old friend with a giant marijuana leaf painted on his van. Dude was dumbfounded as to why he kept getting pulled over.

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• Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Aren’t there certain circumstances where you are suppose to write “in transit” on a vehicle? Like it is being towed somewhere without registration?

  I seem to recall seeing something like that when a dealer or shop was moving vehicles elsewhere.

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Vehicles without reg can be towed legally as long as the towing vehicle is up to date… at least if it’s on a trailer or 2-wheel tow dolly, and depending on state. Writing “in tow” on it is a common thing to do if they’re being flat towed (aka not on a trailer but via a cable or tow bar) but there is no legal protection provided by it; since the vehicle is entirely on the ground it needs registration basically everywhere AFAIK.

    Dealers and some mechanics shops get assigned dealer plates that they can affix magnetically to any car to indicate ownership for transport or test drives.

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    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think it was “in tow” I saw in second thought.

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• gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bus door privileges have been FUCKING revoked

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• Donebrach@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Javelin through the rear window. Not a crime becuase the Entropyetor is not a public registrar or capable of accepting facilitations while in non-vertical-conveyance.

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• smokebuddy@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Lincoln Lawyer

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If he does want to be recognized as a SovCit, he could just have written “I’m terminally stupid” there.

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