Helth

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• afk_strats@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Yes. Being $200k in medical debt and paying for your Big Mac in “4 easy payments”

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  • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    That’s only for in-network restaurants

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• piss_fit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Would UnitedHealth cover this?

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  • JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Roll a dice, if it’s 1 or 2 then no.

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    • _lilith@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      but this is a coin…

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    • lengau@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      gets a D100

      Rolls a 2 anyway

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Not last week

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  At this point just rob the mcdonalds.

  What are they gonna do? Send you to the hospital?

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• baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Needs more gun

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Leave him alone. This is him using his Freedom and enjoying it.

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• nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Guy must be richer than Elon Musk to be able to afford that hospital bed in the first place.

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  • Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    He got that mofo on credit, 48 easy payments!

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• Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Motherfucker of you’re gonna charge me $3,000 per day, I’m keeping the bed.

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• buttfarts@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  What type of malady requires one to permanently lie face down such that they require a power-bed to get around?

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Spinal cord injury with sacral decubitus ulcer would be the most likely.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Butt stuff.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This photo is not American enough yet … if he were on his way to a Presidential meeting as the President of the United States and that’s the Secret Service just behind him … then yes it would be tame enough to be very American.

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• Kernal64@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  When the McRib is back, you do what you have to do to get one.

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