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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • afk_strats@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes. Being $200k in medical debt and paying for your Big Mac in “4 easy payments”

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    • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s only for in-network restaurants

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  • piss_fit@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Would UnitedHealth cover this?

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    • JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Roll a dice, if it’s 1 or 2 then no.

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      • _lilith@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        but this is a coin…

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      • lengau@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        gets a D100

        Rolls a 2 anyway

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not last week

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  • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At this point just rob the mcdonalds.

    What are they gonna do? Send you to the hospital?

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  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Needs more gun

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Leave him alone. This is him using his Freedom and enjoying it.

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  • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Guy must be richer than Elon Musk to be able to afford that hospital bed in the first place.

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    • Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He got that mofo on credit, 48 easy payments!

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Motherfucker of you’re gonna charge me $3,000 per day, I’m keeping the bed.

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  • buttfarts@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What type of malady requires one to permanently lie face down such that they require a power-bed to get around?

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    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Spinal cord injury with sacral decubitus ulcer would be the most likely.

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Butt stuff.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This photo is not American enough yet … if he were on his way to a Presidential meeting as the President of the United States and that’s the Secret Service just behind him … then yes it would be tame enough to be very American.

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  • Kernal64@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When the McRib is back, you do what you have to do to get one.

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