Window_Error_Noises
@Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world
- Comment on Have you ever had a shit that smelled like a hair salon? 1 month ago:
Search ammonia and sulfur smells in bowel movements, and see if any typical causes match your current dietary habits or medical status/medications including supplements. If they don’t, see a doctor, then get to a gastroenterologist, if you can. Maybe just do that, anyway. Regular checks, and digestive health are extremely important, regardless of weird poo and especially because of weird poo, no matter how uncomfortable, it’s more comfortable than the alternative. Source: life of intense health problems. Get your butthole checked. We believe in you.
- Comment on Are YOU having an emergency? 2 months ago:
Kyle Maclachlan is a got-dang national treasure. 🫡
- Comment on It really is tedious 2 months ago:
Damn, that’s interesting! I’d think like any profession, some are just that good?
I’m a “better-safe-than-touch-up these fucking baseboards until I’m screaming” kinda person, so I’ll splurge my time on taping. I also tend to paint with strong-ass pigments, so I don’t wanna try to fix those blunders, haha. The previous owners of our home basically had the entire interior sprayed with matte ceiling paint over plaster when they moved out, so the kitchen, stairwell, and bathrooms are going to pros, especially so they can be done in succession. I just wanna be able to easily wash my flippin’ walls.
- Comment on It really is tedious 2 months ago:
More power to you! I mean, I don’t tape outlets, just remove the covers, and be mindful of the plugs.But, my own house is riddled with crown moulding, including around the doorframes, which is very pretty and all, the contrasting white is lovely with painted walls, but DAMN if its jutting edges, corners, and curvy bits don’t sneak up on ya when you’re using a brush or a roller, no matter how carefully. So, for my clumsy bum, tape and more tape!
- Comment on It really is tedious 2 months ago:
For reals, though - having painted several rooms–literally in the current process of painting another–you can use whatever “time saving”
fucking scamstools are out there, but Frog Tape, friends! Tape, like you’re sealing a space station, and a little extra. Or just pay a professional to do it all properly, because it’s frankly a bitch, depending on your walls and layout. - Comment on Possibly, and yet somehow not comforting. 2 months ago:
- Comment on We are stardust. 3 months ago:
Shit, dude. My iron was at 2 after my last blood test. They keep pumping me full of star stuff–pow, straight in the veins–and I just keep burning through it. Why, stars, why! Why does thou forsake me! I am very tired, stars.
- Comment on Hello my name is Sacctonsayinlrlyn 3 months ago:
Is this Welsh?
/s
- Comment on Delicious 3 months ago:
Now, with Listeria! ™️ –for that sparkling fresh digestive tract!–
- Comment on Age 30 3 months ago:
Out of curiosity, and if you don’t mind sharing, what hobbies have you picked up, or have been exploring?
- Comment on Punctuation is important. 3 months ago:
Did… Did the crocodiles make that sign?
- Comment on What's everyone favourite Nic Cage movie, and what do you think is his biggest hidden gem? 4 months ago:
I don’t know what’d be a hidden gem, but I adore Moonstruck. It’s a masterpiece of entertainment, acting, and all around beautiful cinematography. The entire cast is phenomenal, and Cage is just…glorious. I’ve practically memorized the whole damned movie, I’ve seen it so many times, over the years. I have an absolute passion for it, and will talk about it for hours with anyone who’d let me.
- Comment on Peeble streamer on Doop 4 months ago:
I was reminded
- Comment on Only Honk 4 months ago:
Only Honk.
Or
“There are no genders. Only Honk.”
Make a new website, and/or make a new HonkBusters.
Alternatively: “Where we’re going, we won’t need genders to honk…”
- Comment on W Earth 4 months ago:
Oh, holy hell, I just uncontrollably giggled at that for so long, my chest hurts. I sent it to my only group of friends, and it looks even better in smaller thumbnail form. Good gracious.
- Comment on Consume shitpost and get excited for next shitposts 4 months ago:
Rich Evans, man. Sexy, talented, honey-voiced genius. Image
- Comment on How do they do the blood test? 5 months ago:
Muppets have always sadly given me the heebs, but this is a brand new appreciation! I’d love to see this done shot-for-shot, completely serious tone, but all within the Muppets theme. Of course, John Carpenter’s awesome score stays the same, but played with like, kazoos and jazzy casual instruments.
Regardless of reality, it’s gonna happen in my imagination, cause the world’s on fire.
- Comment on CBT 5 months ago:
👏*-FAKE-IT-TILL-YOU-MAKE-IT!-*👏
…cries…
- Comment on Makes my head ache to look at. 5 months ago:
Man, every house I’ve lived in had these, except now, not in the one I own. Welp, time to replace all the generic shit with slightly yellowed, swirly faceted acrylic! And at least one has to have a weird crack in it.
- Comment on there is always one 6 months ago:
Can confirm, unfortunately. We’re not laughing, but we are relieved.
- Comment on Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach, hmm? You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe? 6 months ago:
Flirtinis, all around!
- Comment on So, I found a cat in the river today... 6 months ago:
I’d buy that for a dollar! Seriously…can I…can I buy it?
- Comment on What’s one miscast role that irks you in an otherwise perfect film? 7 months ago:
Those two interchangeable pairs of eyebrows with faces that ‘starred’ in Valerian and the City of A Thousand Planets. It could have been incredible with the source material and all that went into it getting made, but nope, not with those two. Wrong kinda movie for both of their…styles?
- Comment on Progress! 8 months ago:
- Comment on *Couldn't make it as an ottoman* 11 months ago:
Jesus christ I hate that I heard this in my head and then remembered that whole fucking song. That’s some good shitposting, @TPM.
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- Comment on This is my life now 1 year ago:
Two XRA memes, and recently someone made a Peter Potamus reference with their AI image post, and…and…I’m home. Thanks, guys. 🥲
