For the cheap and lazy.
Happy Father's Day.
Submitted 11 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Coasting0942@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Not an expert but I don’t think it’s as simple as “fastest swimmer”.
aeki@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
And people forget that we’re also the egg.
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
The egg is actually the major part of it (mitochondria?)
Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 11 months ago
No no, people don’t forget the egg, it’s just that the egg is just a bloody smear without the magic serum.
variants@possumpat.io 11 months ago
The one that happened to show up when the mob made an opening*
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 11 months ago
Thr ovulo selects the sperm and open the door for it.
ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s a real joke of a card when you’re forced to hand it off to the man you’ve been told to call “dad” throughout life, knowing good and well he did NOT make any part of you.
emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Why did you write this here?
ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why did you bother reading it here?
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Your dad doesn’t have to be biologically related to you to be your dad. Hell, plenty of ones that are aren’t dads in any other sense. What matters if he was a good or shitty dad, not biology.
ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The card is about BIOLOGICAL fathers. If your dad’s gametes didn’t make you, then you might want to choose a different card.
Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Oh I feel this comment, after watching my Wife’s mother do the same thing to her all her life.
“Say hi to your new Dad!”
MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Actually, the fastest swimmer bangs his head on the egg’s shell and gets none.
Meron35@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Second sperm gets the yolk
paddirn@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“You came for me, Dad.”
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
FLazy: Father’s Day/Date Sun, Jun 16, 2024 for the USA.
You’ve still got like 2 weeks for the people who care.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Seriously, why did OP post this two weeks ahead of time
robotica@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Because outside of the US, Father’s day is in 4 days :)
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Poster-sized prints take a while.
Just kidding, the idea of sending this to one’s own father is rather repulsive. Guess some of y’all are weirdos though and that’s cool :)
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah my mom was my dad for all but the first 3 years. My dad decided early he wanted another setup, so took off and got one. So somewhere out there i have a half brother and sister and all their resultant kin. We dont communicate
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Thought you were saying your mom was trans at first.
asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Read this a fascist swimmer and imo that is much more likely a card I’d buy
FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 11 months ago
“Damn, look at the tail on that one!”
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Even in the old school way, this postcard is incorrect. The winner is rarely the fastest swimmer, as several sperm arrive at the egg before a single one is allowed inside.
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah, the egg decides who gets let in. “Happy Father’s Day from your most attractive (to Mom’s egg) swimmer”
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 months ago
Just saying, approximately 10% of IVF babies don’t have the genetics they think they do…