FancyPantsFIRE

@FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Father's Day.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.

  From your most photogenic swimmer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, we’re all going to die. Come watch TV.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: Don't eat cicadas if you're allergic to shellfish... or at all⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure all insect fragments, rodent droppings, and the like all vanish as soon as they cross the EU border in accordance with food safety regulations. /s

  I did start reading into said EU regulations a bit, but I won’t ruin your day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: Don't eat cicadas if you're allergic to shellfish... or at all⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not going to be encouraged by everything else they allow.

  Though I think (anyone feel free to jump in if I’ve got it wrong) that the coffee limits are not 10% non-coffee matter by weight but rather 10% of beans demonstrating insect damage/infestation/mold. This is not exactly reassuring, but it’s almost certainly far less insects than 10% of your coffee bag’s weight being ground up buggies. You can read about the FDA’s coffee analysis process which is interesting, if somewhat opaque.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: Don't eat cicadas if you're allergic to shellfish... or at all⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll have you know roachfee is a sustainable alternative to pure coffee. /s

  More seriously it looks like this is primarily based on anecdotes and was directed at ground coffee vs whole beans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Long time⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/12d63100-1727-4a74-ad23-9d66bc301ebf.webp

  Our moon hours are longer than your primitive earth minds could possibly comprehend.