thicc boie

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  When did those two words start meaning different things?

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  • 200ok@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ironically, chonky is this generation’s cutesy-husky

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• muhyb@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Here’s some AI slop to definitely explain this in a coherent way.

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  • boblin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Laser iellones!

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    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      norultiopt deas bear boy

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  • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh no the laser is too powerful! You shot straight through!

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    • Midnitte@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What if the entire earth had lasers pointed at the moon and…

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• Sunsofold@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Chonky and fat are the same thing. Did they mean floofy?

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• AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is one of my favourite Lemmy communities. I always smile at posts like these (and I often have at least one friend who would enjoy such posts)

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• JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Will Imperial vs. Metric arguments never be settled?!

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  • DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ugh, don’t bring that up again.

    It’s really simple: one chonky bear converts to 4 lynxes, which weigh 17 raccoons, which in turn weigh exactly 7 armadillos, that come down to 638 roaches.

    Upwards conversion is just as easy: one chonky bear is exactly 1/3 of a Swasticar, which converts to 2/7 of a large boulder the size of a small boulder.

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Great tangent, well done team!

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• axont@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  science has finally developed bear ass laser technology

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• Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So… more excuses to use lasers?

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• thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  og-hex-bear

  Nah just bulking

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• Geodad@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “She’s just big boned…”

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• dditty@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This feels like a poor response to the “would you rather be alone in the woods with a man or a bear” social profiler. “Yeah but that bear is fat, would you really want to be mauled by a fat bear instead of violated and gaslit by an aLpHa MaLe?!”

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• fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Just ask bears. I am sure they are all big-boned.

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