thicc boie
Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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muhyb@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
boblin@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Laser iellones!
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
norultiopt deas bear boy
SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Oh no the laser is too powerful! You shot straight through!
Midnitte@beehaw.org 3 weeks ago
What if the entire earth had lasers pointed at the moon and…
Sunsofold@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
Chonky and fat are the same thing. Did they mean floofy?
JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Will Imperial vs. Metric arguments never be settled?!
DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Ugh, don’t bring that up again.
It’s really simple: one chonky bear converts to 4 lynxes, which weigh 17 raccoons, which in turn weigh exactly 7 armadillos, that come down to 638 roaches.
Upwards conversion is just as easy: one chonky bear is exactly 1/3 of a Swasticar, which converts to 2/7 of a large boulder the size of a small boulder.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Great tangent, well done team!
axont@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
science has finally developed bear ass laser technology
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
This is one of my favourite Lemmy communities. I always smile at posts like these (and I often have at least one friend who would enjoy such posts)
thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
Nah just bulking
Geodad@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
“She’s just big boned…”
dditty@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Siethron@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So… more excuses to use lasers?
ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
This feels like a poor response to the “would you rather be alone in the woods with a man or a bear” social profiler. “Yeah but that bear is fat, would you really want to be mauled by a fat bear instead of violated and gaslit by an aLpHa MaLe?!”
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Just ask bears. I am sure they are all big-boned.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
When did those two words start meaning different things?
200ok@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ironically, chonky is this generation’s cutesy-husky