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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When did those two words start meaning different things?

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    • 200ok@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ironically, chonky is this generation’s cutesy-husky

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  • muhyb@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Here’s some AI slop to definitely explain this in a coherent way.

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    • boblin@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Laser iellones!

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      • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        norultiopt deas bear boy

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    • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh no the laser is too powerful! You shot straight through!

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      • Midnitte@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What if the entire earth had lasers pointed at the moon and…

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  • Sunsofold@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Chonky and fat are the same thing. Did they mean floofy?

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  • JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Will Imperial vs. Metric arguments never be settled?!

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    • DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ugh, don’t bring that up again.

      It’s really simple: one chonky bear converts to 4 lynxes, which weigh 17 raccoons, which in turn weigh exactly 7 armadillos, that come down to 638 roaches.

      Upwards conversion is just as easy: one chonky bear is exactly 1/3 of a Swasticar, which converts to 2/7 of a large boulder the size of a small boulder.

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      • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Great tangent, well done team!

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  • axont@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    science has finally developed bear ass laser technology

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  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is one of my favourite Lemmy communities. I always smile at posts like these (and I often have at least one friend who would enjoy such posts)

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  • thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    og-hex-bear

    Nah just bulking

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  • Geodad@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “She’s just big boned…”

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  • dditty@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So… more excuses to use lasers?

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  • ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This feels like a poor response to the “would you rather be alone in the woods with a man or a bear” social profiler. “Yeah but that bear is fat, would you really want to be mauled by a fat bear instead of violated and gaslit by an aLpHa MaLe?!”

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  • fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just ask bears. I am sure they are all big-boned.

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