DasFaultier
@DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Yeah, and don’t give them names, for dog’s sake!
But tbh, sharpen your knives. It really helps a lot, because the cells are cut instead of being crushed, which greatly reduces the release of whatever make your eyes tear up.
- Comment on Aerosol 1 week ago:
Ah, I see you’re a man of culture.
- Comment on Swallowing negative energy like... 1 week ago:
Yeah, because he’s married to America! Duh!
- Comment on I wonder who discovered it 2 weeks ago:
prank people pull Maybe it’s a “prank” beavers pull.
- Comment on Engineering Marvels 1 month ago:
For the curious: en.wikipedia.org/…/Master_minimum_equipment_list?…
- Comment on And toxic in large amounts! 1 month ago:
No bite
- Comment on Tough luck 2 months ago:
Looks like the Binary Symbol from Tron.
- Comment on Nice horsie! 🐎 3 months ago:
Hey, stop it zebra, you have to adhere to the rules of the food chain!
- Comment on choose to imagine atlas happy 4 months ago:
Eh, they’re more like the worst roommate ever.
- Comment on in all fairness italian cuisine is a relatively recent invention 4 months ago:
We still are, but now it’s Lufthansa, not Luftwaffe. Big difference.
- Comment on Randezvous 📅 4 months ago:
Careful, Col. Hans Landa might notice the accent.
- Comment on Clever 5 months ago:
“Age” and “H” sound alike, so when the Doc wants to know the patient’s age, the patient thinks the Doc wants help with spelling the name.
- Comment on Is this an archive? 6 months ago:
Thx, and also thank you for the many great memes that you continue to share every day!
- Comment on Is this an archive? 6 months ago:
Yo @fossilesque@mander.xyz , did you create that? Mind if I share it with my archivists bubble over on Mastodon?
- Comment on Purrfect Diagram 8 months ago:
Research suggests that cats are already liquid at room temperature, earning the researcher a well deserved Ig Nobel prize.
- Comment on He's living the dream! 8 months ago:
And why would you? This is amazing!
- Comment on Big if true 8 months ago:
I accidentally the squirrel.
- Comment on Nothing to see here. Just a pine cone. 8 months ago:
So do I! I sometimes ask them: “What are you laughing at?!”
- Comment on Nothing to see here. Just a pine cone. 8 months ago:
you can’t really put a value judgement on evolution
I can and I will and you can’t stop me!
(/s for safety)
- Comment on Nothing to see here. Just a pine cone. 8 months ago:
I mean it sure would sound hilarious.
"Tik tok tik tok tik tok kchchch AAAAAAAHH!!!”
- Comment on Right... 9 months ago:
“Huh, needs moar pineapple.”
- Comment on These new Captchas are getting out of hand. 9 months ago:
Ultimate “Is It Cake?” challenge.
- Comment on Where is he going, chat? 10 months ago:
Huh, I wonder why having the most chaotic animals known to mankind guide explosives to a precise location never took off…
- Comment on Stripes! 🐅 10 months ago:
My whole life has been a lie!
- Comment on The design is very human 10 months ago:
Hmm, very mammalian indeed.
- Comment on The design is very human 10 months ago:
Professor Hubert Farnsworth:
This is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if they were to make it in the form of a suppository…
- Comment on Ist ja einfach du Hinterbänklermeinungsvollversammlungsprotokollverleser 10 months ago:
Ist doch super, fünf einfache Vokabeln in einem Wort. Das ist die deutsche Effizienz.
- Comment on well? 10 months ago:
Fuck that’s funny!
- Comment on The roses, of course. Ow. 11 months ago:
YOOO!
- Comment on Be sure to count your turns 1 year ago:
They could at least tow it out of the environment.