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• BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Was it his own?

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  • TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Asking the important questions.

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  • Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    According to the article, it was his own

    Apparently back pain was an ongoing problem for the gentleman, and he’d come up with a rather innovative plan to treat it by introducing his own ejaculate intravenously and intramuscularly.

    For the previous year and a half he’d been giving himself a monthly shot of his own self-made tonic. In the wake of his most recent bout of back pain, he had even upped his dose to several injections

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    • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Wow, interesting. I did not even think about looking it up, not sure why. But thanks for posting. I will look it up now.

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• glorkon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Okay, so, I like humanism, I don’t want people to die and all that.

  But am I an asshole for secretly wishing they’d just let Darwin Award winners like this one remove themselves from the gene pool?

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  • MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d argue that being a humanist you would want the species of human to be able to propagate itself and continue moving forward If we stop the evolutionary process that is survival of the fittest that it’s truest form then we are by definition muddling our own ability to survive as a species.

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    • DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Have you seen what’s been coming out and making to the top for the past 200 years. I think we’re way past this point when we keep trying to find excuses to keep slowly burning us alive.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Plenty of historical “humanists” that believed in Social Darwinism. And slavery. And other forms of eugenics.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    they got hit with severe pain out of nowhere.

    it’s funny when I had regular migraines and still have stuff to do but have to do them in pain. but when my partner got one she called an ambulance and thought she was dying…

    she didn’t learn about empathy that day, I still had to mow them lawn with a migraine. because having a silly headache isn’t a real excuse.

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    • glorkon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That is all true, but desperation combined with a bad understanding of scientific facts and the unwillingness to at least make sure injecting your own semen isn’t a very bad idea, that’s no excuse.

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• sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  holy shit get Rogan on the phone

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  • Tiger666@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why, so he can inject semen into himself as well?

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    • sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      protein is protein! cum raises your testosterone and lengthens your nipples

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• MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What could have possibly been the logic there? Like with clowns who shot up bleach to fight COVID at least that was a cleaning supply that kills viruses and germs.

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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe he had heard just enough about stem cell therapy to think that it could work?

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  • Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s probably what him and chatgpt settled on being the solution after an hour long conversation in which the AI had completely disconnected from reality and was just riding the thread of the convo and being agreeable over and over.

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  • the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sometimes semen smells like bleach. Therefore, it must logically kill germs.

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    • DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Huh, needs moar pineapple.”

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I’ll get the nobel price for this, nobody have ever thought of it before me!”

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• Zephorah@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This sounds like the title of a ChubbyEmu video.

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  • Chozo@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ☝️Presenting to the emergency room

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  • MoonMelon@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I still think about the dude who repeatedly put massive amounts of paraquat on his balls, and died, instead of just getting some antibiotics.

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• kungfuratte@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

  Was it Bobo?

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• Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In my country someone did an unofficial dub of Superman (1978) where a subplot was changed to Clark Kent miraculous semen used as massage rub against back pain. (Title changed to “Sperm-man”)

  Maybe this guy accidentally watched this documentary with machine translated subtitles and got the wrong idea

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe the other person just had a bel needle thin dick & it was all an accident?

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• Grabthar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Guess you could say he was climaxing in “vein”?

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• anas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But did it work?

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