Grabthar
@Grabthar@lemmy.world
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 2 hours ago:
A wank whilst wearing a condom
- Comment on Finally, a real name for your penis 3 days ago:
They killed Kenny! Those bastards!
- Comment on Adding some warmth to my setup. 2 weeks ago:
Is that the end that goes into the atomic vector plotter, or the spare improbability drive?
- Comment on Replication crisis, my arse 2 weeks ago:
OMG I did the same thing at a local pub. Thinking steak sandwich. Ordered one up. Pretty good! Went home, went to bed. Three hours later - gurgle - glorp - oh shit! The rest of the night it was coming out both ends. Feel fine after some sleep. Forget all about it. Three weeks later, at the same pub. Thinking steak sandwich again. Pretty good! Went home, went to bed. Sure enough, three hours later, lather, rinse, repeat. Feel fine after some sleep. Forget all about it. Three weeks later, go to the same pub. Thinking steak sandwich again, third time’s the charm, right? My face when the pub had a sign up saying it was closed down for health code violations :/ To be fair, it was a good sandwich.
- Comment on We have revoked your America priviliges and replaced it with water. No, you may not have it back. 4 weeks ago:
Sorry folks, country’s closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.
- Comment on Banana 2 months ago:
Uncircumslide
- Comment on Real and True 2 months ago:
Girls in socks
- Comment on Rule (repost) 2 months ago:
I think all trans people should have the right to choose bone or no bone.
- Comment on no eggs were harmed in the making of this video 2 months ago:
That’s what happens when you don’t pay Johnny cab for the ride. Hell of a day, isn’t it?
- Comment on who is searching this 4 months ago:
- Comment on Latitudes 4 months ago:
Cameras are pretty good at taking in light and giving a false representation of how you’d experience it if you were actually there. You see it at televised sporting events where it looks like twilight but they have to tell the viewers at home that it’s full dark there. I’d imagine at 10pm, his web cam was just doing a much better job seeing than a human eye could.
- Comment on Scandal 4 months ago:
We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.
- Comment on Lost count 4 months ago:
Very courteous of you. That way dad can have the same fap too!
- Comment on Woman 4 months ago:
Or choosing to skip it with birth control. Or having MRKH.
- Comment on bract 5 months ago:
Not even a fucking involucre?
- Comment on Learning to drive 5 months ago:
Weird. I don’t think I have driven a modern car that lets you put your hands around the wheel at 9 and 3 because that’s where the centre/airbag attaches. Most also have a third point at 6, so 10 and 2 or 8 and 4 seems more appropriate. Are you only supposed to rest your hands on the outside of the wheel now?
- Comment on I SEENT EPISOD FOREAL 5 months ago:
Pour one out for Leslie Horwinkle.
- Comment on No shit! I would also run like hell away from that. 5 months ago:
- Comment on Caption this. 5 months ago:
FFS, stop feeding me tennis balls!
- Comment on Anyone else notice this?? 7 months ago:
Unless you have an old system with a pilot light, you are probably dependent on an electric ignition system. Those have been the norm for a couple decades now for propane and natural gas furnaces.
- Comment on Anyone else notice this?? 7 months ago:
For sure, most use oil or propane as a primary heat source when gas isn’t available. But those rely on both expensive fossil fuel and electricity to run, so a backup that doesn’t depend on either is handy, especially with all these once in a century storms we get every year now. Wood makes for a cheap, effective backup. Used to be so common in housing too. Now we just get gas furnaces and gas fireplaces for show. Still, I wouldn’t go out of my way to get a woodstove. I agree that a backup generator is plenty for most situations. But if you have an older home with a fireplace, keep a half cord around and make sure the chimney is clean.
- Comment on Anyone else notice this?? 7 months ago:
As you reach city limits in a lot of cities, it is increasingly likely that you will no longer find gas lines, city water, or sewers. Having a backup heat source is pretty comforting. Much like you, I used to rely on just gas with a generator for backup, but I’ve experienced frozen gas mains, so I like having a woodstove and a couple cords of wood to burn as a backup source of heat. Plus it’s very cozy on damp, cold days, and nicer than the fireplace channel on Christmas.
- Comment on Right... 7 months ago:
Guess you could say he was climaxing in “vein”?
- Comment on About Star Trek Starfleet Academy blacklash 8 months ago:
Out of curiosity, what makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
- Comment on Pretty but pointless 8 months ago:
Morgan Tittysprinkles
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 8 months ago:
Shit, didn’t have to read past the first comment to find the first name that popped into my head. Agreed, he would be terrible. And yet, I have a feeling I’d still watch the shit out of it.
- Comment on Name him. 8 months ago:
Doing my marsh-wiggle boy dirty there.
- Comment on what 9 months ago:
I put in an offer on a house that had been on the market for months at 97% of their asking price. I was pretty familiar with the market, and the offer was probably more than the house was worth, but I had seen 80ish homes by that point, and this was by far the best fit. It was still very much a buyer’s market at this time, and people would crow about getting offers so close to their asking price. Well, my realtor came back and told me the guy said my offer made his wife cry and they refused to negotiate further. Well ok, I moved on. About six weeks later they came back and asked if my offer was still good. I guess they finally got another offer and it was much lower. We did close the sale, but I found out later that his selling agent said he was one of those nightmare clients that just had totally unrealistic expectations about the whole process. Facebook marketplace is basically this without the agents to facilitate the process, so its pretty messy at times.
- Comment on You can only bring back one. Which do you choose? 9 months ago:
Right, I forgot the Orleans one closed this winter. Ot actually seemed to be well stocked, too. 3 to go in the area, I guess.
- Comment on You can only bring back one. Which do you choose? 9 months ago:
We still have Toys R Us and Party City here, and they seem to be doing fine. Blockbuster isn’t really needed anymore. Old school Radio Shack would be pretty cool though.
