Anon needs medical attention
Submitted 22 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Grabthar@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 17 hours ago
Been finally watching this show recently. Very good!
RedSnt@feddit.dk 5 hours ago
I definitely enjoyed it when it was releasing back in the day, but Graham Linehan has made it kind of hard to enjoy Father Ted and The IT Crowd after knowing he’s a full blown bigot.
untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
what’s the plan from here on out now that 4chan is gone? Are we gunna be seeing greentexts from other image boards that all the anons fled to?
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
5chan
Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
Good question. I guess we’ll have to see where people end up. We might start seeing “greentexts” from other sources, and I think that’s fine too.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
delicious vintage aged posts.
other_cat@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
I do have some very old stuff stockpiled, could always crack open a case.
frog@feddit.uk 13 hours ago
There will be fake post created by fake greentext generators.
I would really love an AI feature where the only model used is /b/. Lol.
Sabata11792@ani.social 13 hours ago
GPT4chan is already a thing and was probably doing 60% of the posting.
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 17 hours ago
I think it will come back for sure, we just have to wait.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
I’m not sure why they’d call an ambulance, but I guess an overabundance of caution is better than not having an injury evaluated.
But I do wish more people would pick up the basics of first aid. Just seems like you’d want to know how to have a rough idea of evaluating your own injuries at the very least.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Exactly.
- 1st degree burn (i.e. regular sunburn) - cool it down and get some lotion or something on it
- 2nd degree burn (i.e. blisters) - clean and cover it; repeat w/ fresh bandages as needed
- 3rd degree burn (i.e. many layers of skin) - seek medical attention
InputZero@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
A second degree burn can require medical attention if it’s in a painful location, if there are complications from healing or if it is a lot of skin. A second or even first degree burn can be life threatening depending on how much has been burnt. Aka, use your best judgement.
anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 hours ago
Wish they taught it at school
HotCoffee@lemm.ee 11 hours ago
Big boobs on a fat chick is like a six pack on a skinny guy: it doesn’t count
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
very loud incorrect buzzer
samus12345@lemm.ee 5 hours ago
No, it’s just more of a good thing.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 19 hours ago
dumping the stock of 4chan screencaps, i see.
MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 22 hours ago
Probably mostly because fat.
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 21 hours ago
should’ve burned her fat, not her tits
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
I do something similar! Though it’s my back pocket and it’s stuffed firmly inside my ass, but only when I’m sweating. Offering my phone to others is as much biological warfare as kindness. I am a living smallpox blanket made of people pleasing and anxiety
Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 hours ago
😬
roguetrick@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Called an ambulance for a first degree burn lol.