Anon needs medical attention
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Grabthar@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Been finally watching this show recently. Very good!
RedSnt@feddit.dk 2 weeks ago
I definitely enjoyed it when it was releasing back in the day, but Graham Linehan has made it kind of hard to enjoy Father Ted and The IT Crowd after knowing he’s a full blown bigot.
untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
what’s the plan from here on out now that 4chan is gone? Are we gunna be seeing greentexts from other image boards that all the anons fled to?
Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Good question. I guess we’ll have to see where people end up. We might start seeing “greentexts” from other sources, and I think that’s fine too.
frog@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
There will be fake post created by fake greentext generators.
I would really love an AI feature where the only model used is /b/. Lol.
Sabata11792@ani.social 2 weeks ago
GPT4chan is already a thing and was probably doing 60% of the posting.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
delicious vintage aged posts.
other_cat@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I do have some very old stuff stockpiled, could always crack open a case.
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
5chan
PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I think it will come back for sure, we just have to wait.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I’m not sure why they’d call an ambulance, but I guess an overabundance of caution is better than not having an injury evaluated.
But I do wish more people would pick up the basics of first aid. Just seems like you’d want to know how to have a rough idea of evaluating your own injuries at the very least.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Exactly.
- 1st degree burn (i.e. regular sunburn) - cool it down and get some lotion or something on it
- 2nd degree burn (i.e. blisters) - clean and cover it; repeat w/ fresh bandages as needed
- 3rd degree burn (i.e. many layers of skin) - seek medical attention
InputZero@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A second degree burn can require medical attention if it’s in a painful location, if there are complications from healing or if it is a lot of skin. A second or even first degree burn can be life threatening depending on how much has been burnt. Aka, use your best judgement.
anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Wish they taught it at school
HotCoffee@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Big boobs on a fat chick is like a six pack on a skinny guy: it doesn’t count
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
very loud incorrect buzzer
samus12345@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
No, it’s just more of a good thing.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I do something similar! Though it’s my back pocket and it’s stuffed firmly inside my ass, but only when I’m sweating. Offering my phone to others is as much biological warfare as kindness. I am a living smallpox blanket made of people pleasing and anxiety
MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 3 weeks ago
Probably mostly because fat.
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
should’ve burned her fat, not her tits
umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
dumping the stock of 4chan screencaps, i see.
Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
😬
roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Called an ambulance for a first degree burn lol.