djsoren19
@djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on Anon watches redditors talk about bodycount 1 week ago:
Idk my head game is p strong. I bet I could cycle through each group of four in 5 minutes.
Maybe put some porn or something on in the background for the guys so I’m not trying to work them up from nothing.
My biggest worry would honestly just be food and water. I’m a prissy bitch when I haven’t eaten and idk if horny me is strong enough to power through. If anything would stop me from getting through all thousand in 24 hours, it’d probably be the french fry break.
- Comment on Anon watches redditors talk about bodycount 1 week ago:
Not with that attitude!
I could probably suck a thousand cocks in a day. Maybe get a few of them with just hjs.
- Comment on Yup 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, it’s a hot new thing so it’s definitely getting overprescribed. I got diagnosed with it after some intermittent vomiting with lots of nausea. After the symptoms still persisted after six months without smoking any, they started to take me a little more seriously. I’ve also known friends who’ve had issues misdiagnosed.
At this point, it seems like if you’ve smoken marijuana and have any stomach issue, they’ll say it’s CHS
- Comment on Anon thinks about Truman 3 weeks ago:
We need to legalize the fuck out of cocaine and make sure it gets back into Hollywood.
- Comment on In France, American Universities Lose Their Allure in the Trump Era 3 weeks ago:
I’ve noticed the reverse is also true. Top performing students in the U.S. are looking abroad more than ever before. Nobody wants to be caught in the U.S.
- Comment on Lmao 1 month ago:
that’s why you communicate via radio waves to other life in the area and build a network
- Comment on Anon dips 1 month ago:
they really are the greatest utensil. I’d always wanted to scoop noodles directly into my mouth with my hands, but it was so unhygenic and I’d frequently get burned!
- Comment on Adulting 2 months ago:
yeaaa.
It’d be nice to go out and get whatever food I want, but I have to eat the cheap groceries I have in my apt because I need money to be allowed to continue living
- Comment on Fascism bad. 2 months ago:
probably won’t be able to find out how your own brain is structured without getting a scan, but your local university neuroscience lab might be interested in a free test subject and would give you a scan in exchange for studying your brain.
- Comment on Fascism bad. 2 months ago:
it’s a bit of a “chicken and egg” problem, but yes studies show that conservatives typically have an overactive amygdala. now, is it overactive because they’re conservative, or are they conservative because it’s overactive? hard to say.
- Comment on Anon wants sex 3 months ago:
probably actually is? I think online perceptions of casual sex have it as way more common than it actually is. the average person is having like 3-4 committed relationships, and 2-5 casual relationships sounds reasonable. Especially these days, where there’s an unprecedented amount of single people in the West.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
I have terrible news for you; people are not generally literate then.
- Comment on Donald Trump just shared an AI video to Truth Social depicting Barack and Michelle Obama as monkeys 3 months ago:
the issue is that it seems quite likely that humanity will always have a subset of the population that lords over the rest of them, and that subset has a vested interest in keeping tribalism alive.
Sure, you can be an optimist and dream of a future that is radically different to how human culture has existed in recorded history, but the realistic expectation is that the widespread education that would need to take place just…won’t.
- Comment on I want to get my first pair of thigh-highs. What do you recommend? 3 months ago:
+1 for sock dreams, best place
- Comment on Anon discusses cinema. 3 months ago:
it insists upon itself
- Comment on Anon likes pizza 3 months ago:
what fucking world is frozen pizza $1 usd?
The absolute cheapest thing that tastes like cardboard is still like $4
- Comment on Solid Plan 🧓 4 months ago:
sounds like a problem that solves itself
- Comment on Anon creates a religion 4 months ago:
Fake, anon didn’t even think of this themselves. The idea of divine power being stored in the semen has existed in various primitive cultures for thousands of years. They usually use it as an excuse to rape young boys.
Honestly, since OP seems to be focused on exchange of semen between consenting adults, it’s much better. and definitely gay.
- Comment on Fetish 2026 goals 4 months ago:
Shit is generally pretty localized to one area, changing your mass shouldn’t spread it around.
- Comment on Anon buys a can of beans 5 months ago:
no no no, you’re right that’s a good joke
- Comment on Anon lives on a budget 5 months ago:
The 4channer should just get another part time job so they can work 50 hours a week and not have any time to themselves, that’s the new American Dream
- Comment on Caption this. 5 months ago:
“Eeyup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here. Well, it’s a long story, but it all started when my ancestors decided to leave the ocean”
- Comment on why 5 months ago:
Well it works for this example, because lave-vaisselle is feminine. The root vasselle (dishes) is feminine.
- Comment on why 5 months ago:
I’ve found that most of the time, just pick the most sexist answer you can think of, and you’ll typically be right!
I really don’t like gendered languages.
- Comment on Anon lives in 2056 6 months ago:
fuck I don’t know why but “literally every man in history” just fuckin sends me
- Comment on 6 months ago:
there is Dota though, proving once again that it’s the superior MOBA
- Comment on Scientists of Lemmy, explain: 6 months ago:
okay so the Magikarp swims up the waterfall…
- Comment on be a friend to the animals 6 months ago:
If you can seperate the author from the work, then yeah. There’s nothing I can remember from a recent rewatch that’s like tastelessly pervy in it. It does handle some mature themes, there’s some episodes that deal with like SA and stuff like that, but it was handled with levity.
That said, you’ll probably still cringe a bit because there’s parts of it that are so blatantly late 90s/early 2000s that they’re just funny to think about now. stuff like the “internet ghost” is incredibly dated.
- Comment on 6 months ago:
or even worse than that, I’ve seen so many listings that are just training AI to eventually do your job. like they have a human there to ask why and try to understand how to perform the job function, but they’re teaching both the human and the AI at the same time.
job market is in a really shitty place in the U.S. right now.
- Comment on 6 months ago:
because other places aren’t hiring at a similar salary and benefits