djsoren19

@djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do animals think we're cute?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure if cute is the right word per say, but I know ostriches can sometimes get so attracted to their human handlers that they stop doing mating displays for other ostriches, and only do them for the human farmers.

  So at least one animal thinks we’re hot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should I withdraw/stop putting into my 401k?⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  So, from an investing standpoint, there’s really only two things that can happen. Either the market will recover, and continue steady growth, at which point you’ll definitely be mad if you pulled out completely. The alternative is the collapse of the Western hegemony, at which point you’ll have much bigger problems than your 401k account.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm leaving the US for good, anything I should do before I leave?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, he’s buried in Wisconsin?

  Well, my weekend plans are set now!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm leaving the US for good, anything I should do before I leave?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  is it really all that? the ads promise existential horror, but I never thought it’d deliver.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thicc⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  hold up

  You’re telling me some people get an S spine and a fat ass for free? That’s such bullshit, all I got was the S spine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon critiques humanity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It depends on the school.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tired of dating apps?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If anything who looks like that is single and desperate enough to be posting flyers, they should try sliding into my DMs. They’ll find love much quicker there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tired of dating apps?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like posting a picture of what you want is kinda vain, shouldn’t they just have a headshot on the flyer? It’s not like this can get any more embarrassing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taking huge cock is therapeutic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Look, if all the horny femboy posting I already do hasn’t attracted anyone to my dms, I’m not sure anything will.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taking huge cock is therapeutic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah sorry, I don’t know any sign language, American or otherwise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taking huge cock is therapeutic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit, finally a solution to my back pain that I can get behind! Now, is there anyone big enough to get behind me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why aren't there mass protests in the USA?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Jan 6 had a lot of money behind it. People fundamentally do not understand how hamstrung leftists groups in the U.S. are. Yeah, the people who received millions of dollars were able to charter busses to bring people to the capitol, and the people who are receiving tens of dollars are barely able to have a media presence. No shit.

  It’d be really cool if maybe some of the people who wanted Americans to be doing more would actually put their money where there mouth is and work to get large donation efforts going towards leftist groups in the U.S. The way I see it, you can start funding partisans here now, or you can start doing it after Trump tries to invade/destabilize whatever country you’re living in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would it be a bad idea to show up at a protest outside a Tesla dealership with a sign that says "Deny Musk, Defund Doge, Depose Trump"?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah that’s a cool sign tho. Just follow the basic protesting tips and you’ll be fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the JFK Files⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably not, since CoD Zombies is pretty fundamentally different to Left4Dead and I don’t think the maps would really transfer over properly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yikes, laughing at wanting a safe word is a huge red flag IMO. Sounds like you dodged a bullet in the end.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I’ve always felt like forced sex sounds hotter than it actually is. It sounds so romantic, and everyone thinks they can get in the mood as soon as their partner wants them, but the reality doesn’t quite line-up the same. A pretty key part of any consensual non-consent is setting up a word to break the scene though, so I dunno if I’d beat yourself up too much about it. If she wasn’t in the mood, she should have let you know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  See, I’m easy. As long as it’s purely in a sexual context, I won’t be mad. I might say “No” or “Not right now,” but as long as my partner is saying it from a place of genuine horniness, they can go nuts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this so much to ask for? Someone who will treat me with respect while also sexual degrading me when I want it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How much of a risk is it for naturalized US Citizens (or those with Derivative Citizenship) to protest against the US government, compared to natural-born US Citizens?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you are not a straught white man, you will be flirting with deportation. It might get reversed later, and they might “deport” you to a country you have never been, but it will still be a life-changing event.

  If you are going to protest, remember to wear a face-covering, never give anyone your full name, leave your cellphone at home, and wear something you can run in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SMH⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, bloodletting is rarely a valid treatment, and leeches can be good for it. The issue was more that it was overprescribed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a reader⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  God I remember reading about the adventures of Security for years after I stopped watching MLP. Fallout: Equestria was a wild place with two mammoth works written in the space.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s a movie nobody can convince you is good?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The 2005 Elektra movie. It nearly killed Jennifer Garner’s career! There’s so much of that movie where I just have to wonder “What the fuck were they thinking?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a reputation to uphold⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t OP know that just posting on 4chan makes him gay? Why would he have a problem with it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm high and there's nothing you can do about it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not true!

  I can get high too :3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Realistically, how feasible is it to 100% boycott a massive corporation (such as Amazon) for an extended period of time?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Considering how much of the Internet is now backed by AWS… yeah good luck with a full, 100% boycott, unless you’re willing to install a plug-in to let you know which parts of the web are on AWS and specifically avoid them.

  That being said, a 100% boycott is borderline puritanical. It’s very easy to order nothing from Amazon, and if enough of us do it will make a noticeable dent in their profits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dear republicans, what's the point of alienating every single ally of the US?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re never going to get a satisfying answer to this question, because there is no actual reason. If you want, you can go peek in on the conservative subreddits and watch their gold-medal winning mental gymnastics, but the reason Trump is doing this is Putin told him to. The U.S. is destroying themselves for no gain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tried to order a part before the tariffs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty standard business practice for the U.S. is “The Customer Can Always Get Fucked.” There’s a lot of money that’s basically just been stolen from me because I got tired with fighting the company to just ship me the thing I paid for, and I either bought the thing somewhere else or decided I didn’t want it anymore. Most companies don’t even actually have customer service, just chatbots or outsourced chumps who only seem to exist for Americans to yell at, because they have no authority to do, view, or fix anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fuck this asshole⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, you guys have a great, long history of being super chill about immigrants. Maybe our marginalized trans members of society can go hang out in the Romani or Syrian camps and hear about how wonderful European hospitality can be. Oh wait, most of them won’t be able to, because they don’t have an in-demand technical degree and European countries have strict immigration requirements.

  What’s happening in America is starting to happen in Europe too. We also thought we were pretty nice, before the mask came off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you rather be trapped in Groundhog Day or the Truman show?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Am I trapped in an unrelated time loop that I need to learn the rules of to escape, or am I trapped in literal Groundhog Day? because I know how to escape Groundhog Day, and could just have all my fun from a time loop before leaving. If it’s an unrelated time loop… I think I’d prefer Truman Show. It’s creepier, but it has a firm ending point. I can get freedom through death. With a time loop, there’s a serious chance I could be trapped in it forever, unable to find a way to escape, unable to die.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it possible to design a (pen and paper) cipher that is secure against government cryptanalysis for at least 10 years?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Theoretically, if you made a new language based on English symbols, is it still just a cipher?