choose to imagine atlas happy

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• DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Eh, they’re more like the worst roommate ever.

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• Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Babies are a basically infinite food source. Eat one make more.

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  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s pretty bad for a renewable, though. Most of the time you only get one at a time, and that one doesn’t provide much…

    You know what, I was all on board with making this joke when I started writing, but the more I typed, the less I wanted to continue. So, yeah, I’m sure you can see where it was going. I’m done.

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    • Famko@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s only a modest proposal.

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    • Sc00ter@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Axolotls do it! Totally works for them

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  • ninjabard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    When you read A Modest Proposal one time

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  • khanh@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Infinite but unfeasible. It takes 9 months to make one.

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• Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ayn rand is the jk rowling of the guided age

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s not fair. Hermione doesn’t go on a multi-page tirade in any of the Harry Potter books.

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    • Pat@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      IT’S LEVI-OSA, NOT LEVIO-SAA! That scene should really have continued on a couple pages.

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• friendly_ghost@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Babies did not consent to this and will be so mad when they realize what you’ve done

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