Honestly...How She Do It?!?

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• TomMasz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just replace “in” with “into” and the wrestling makes perfect sense.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A Florida woman was arrested for wrestlintog a manatee in a bikini at a public park

    That didn’t help at all.

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    • TomMasz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Took me a sec to get this one.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s city by city as I understand it. Some beaches the manatees can go topless, others they need to cover up.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Manatees can, womanatees cannot

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  • Seleni@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Maybe that was what the wrestling was about? She was trying to force the manatee to be more modest by making them wear a bikini?

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• TommySoda@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I mean, of course. That’s why they were wrestling. That manatee did not wanna wear that bikini.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini! That she wore for the first time today…

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• ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t want to hear anyone say there’s no such thing as the perfect woman.

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• Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So what was the illegal part? Clothing? Needing a permit? Did the manatee consent?

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  • Skyrmir@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s illegal to touch the manatee. They’re about the least dangerous large animal on the planet, but honestly impressive she could get a hold of one. They don’t move fast often, but they really can jet when they want to.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m guessing manatees are protected, but really they just wanted to put hands on her.

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• DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s quite simple actually.

  1. Open bikini
  2. Inserrt Manatee
  3. Close bikini

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• domusaltera@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m so glad I can still spot AI generated faces (No, not Riker lol). It’s getting harder though.

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  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You don’t even have to recognize AI faces. If it’s a mugshot with a wacky title, it’s fake.

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    • deltapi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The title is real(ish) but the lady was middle aged and I don’t believe mugshots were published.

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  • ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m just really disappointed they didn’t include an AI-generated video. Low-effort spam!

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• cheat700000007@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Are they sure the manatee wasn’t just a Florida woman?

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• Xerxos@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh, the huge manatee!

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• AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “How the elephant got in my pajamas, I’ll never know”

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• InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  When you’re a star, they let you do it.

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• FE80@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  At least she knows how to have a good time.

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  mommy

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• DaddleDew@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How they put the bikini on the manatee you ask? That’s why they were wrestling with it.

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