Seagirl

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• rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Seagurl

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• sbeak@sopuli.xyz ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  squawk

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• 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “No mom, my girlfriend is real. She only went to get some pizza from the tourists at the beach.”

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• Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh fuck yeah, it’s my tern now, bitches.

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• PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  i-think-that I truly do not understand why people hate seagulls so much. ancom-heart

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I live in a seaside tourist town and have had to fight them for food in my hands. Those cheeky fuckers will swoop you like raptors.

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    • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Even cuter now

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Seagulls play by rules that are broadly well understood, and clear.

      Now… geese …those motherfuckers have no honor.

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  • DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    One reason is because they poke your knee.

    youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?is=XMI-Fu7-t0UFqwJ1

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    • ada@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Stop it now!

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    • perishthethought@piefed.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      159 million views! Wow…

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  • hayvan@piefed.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t hate them, but fear and respect them.

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  • Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Because like pigeons they’re flying rats

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    • Naich@piefed.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What’s wrong with rats? They are just trying to get by.

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    • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Even cuter, rats are adorable

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    • mosspiglet@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I like pigeons and seagulls. and rats are cute.

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have apparently dated … at least 3 seagulls.

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  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    yeah but have you tried seaotters?

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• TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is like 75% of my first dates these days. TIL I date seagulls.

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  • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Have you tried asking humans out on a date? Might have better luck. At the very least, human beaks are softer than seagull beaks.

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I assume they are humans until they start squawking and demanding truffle fries. I fucking hate truffle fries.

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• Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Tfw you date a professional streamer, former professional TF2 and overwatch player.

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  • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sorry, can’t really relate but it sounds like a great time hahaha.

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    • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The guy goes by the name a_seagull

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• driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That sounds exactly like my girl

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bloody beach pigeons…

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• muhyb@programming.dev ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Good gull.

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• Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Im a seagull

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• tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Beach rats.

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  • TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Parking lot scavengers where I’m from

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• kambusha@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I seagull, shakin dat ass

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  • TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You deserve so many more uptoots for that

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• Beth@piefed.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Whew. Hate the beach personally. Almost thought I was a seagull, but not quite!

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