MonkeMischief
@MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
- Comment on Let's ask this AI app! 1 day ago:
Yo, homie, 👋
I wasn’t trying to “um akshully” you, I was legit just trying to contribute to the conversation for others who were interested.
Thanks for the link and sincerely wishing you the chillest day, though. <3
- Comment on Let's ask this AI app! 2 days ago:
Absolute nightmare fuel. 💀
- Comment on That's how the world works. 2 weeks ago:
Are we talking like, bags of rice and beans?
- Comment on That's how the world works. 2 weeks ago:
LOL yeah. Stuff actually grows in tropical regions! :p
I’m happy for you there. (Although I imagine pest control gets interesting haha)
Southwestern U.S desert? Yeah, another story. Hydroponics are basically the best bet for your typical suburbia-dweller, I think.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
As long as it’s far enough away from the noisy mitochondria part of the neighborhood.
- Comment on Great Tits 2 weeks ago:
LOL! 😂
Sure thing! 🤗
- Comment on Great Tits 2 weeks ago:
You nailed it here! :)
Commas basically go where you want to separate two thoughts in a sentence or “take a breath” without the full stop of a period. They also often separate objects in lists, or signify that you’re talking to somebody.
A classic joke:
“Let’s eat grandma!”
“Let’s eat, grandma!”
“Commas save lives!”
😂 Hope that helps a bit! You’re doing great though, don’t worry. :)
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- Comment on ard 5 weeks ago:
Oh no, people are gonna start being called “Rizzards” soon.
- Comment on big facts 5 weeks ago:
Dicks out for Harambe. 😔
- Comment on It's literally science 5 weeks ago:
Those kids ain’t right, Peggy.
- Comment on It's literally science 5 weeks ago:
everybody gave up on snooping around on my desktop
Bonus points if you can touch-type: Legendless blank keycaps. XD
- Comment on Nurses Get Bitten, Spat on, Thrown. That’s Why We’re on Strike. 1 month ago:
That’s so freaking sad. No wonder I’ve noticed all these placards at every medical establishment now that say “We will not tolerate any aggression towards our staff.”
I hope they enforce the notion, but I’m so sad such a sign is necessary in the first place.
- Comment on To USB, or not to USB 1 month ago:
So true. It’s so insidious because there’s that vague hope that there’s a tiny chance he finds it and never goes back to work, or whatever.
It’s right there, balanced just at the end of his fingertips over the gaping maw of madness, like Indie in the Last Crusade reaching for the Holy Grail.
He needs that kindly father figure to tell him
“Lett et gohh, Shon…”
- Comment on To USB, or not to USB 1 month ago:
One of the classic blunders!
… Unless they’re using an airgapped device or carefully sandboxed VM (even still lol) to satisfy that curiosity.
Ugh I admit I’d be curious lol.
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 2 months ago:
Cool. I agree. Was just covering my butt online, I suppose.
Especially because I don’t want to come off as anti-education or anti-intellectual, but the gatekeepers to that education are so beyond corrupt at this point.
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 2 months ago:
Ha! What an odd coincidence, and yet I’m not surprised!
Well, for the record, the webcomic cat would do things like get distracted and lose mousey toys during surgery, and I’d still trust him over Oprah’s favorite daytime human scat commentator. Lol
Best of luck on your journey engineering the perfect diss joke. XD
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 2 months ago:
Doctor Cat M.D!
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 2 months ago:
Certified hood classic lmao.
“He’s a REAL DOCTOR.”
“Oh shit, it’s Dr. Tran!”
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 2 months ago:
Dr. Tran
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 2 months ago:
“We’re all in this together.”
“You’re an essential worker.”
“We’re a family.”
Telltale signs of a malignant sociopath.
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 2 months ago:
(non adult directed activities aren’t counted at all)
I guess this closes certain avenues of BSing the system but also, wow that feels crazy arbitrary and unfair. Damn, it makes a lot of sense that this would be some kinda unspoken rule of what counts.
Not to be too conspiracy-brain but it really fits that notion that modern schooling exists solely to subsidize corporate recruitment.
“We made our own film/robots/fundraiser/business!” 👎👎
“I did free labor for a wealthy multinational conglomerate!” <br>😎<br> 👈👈
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 2 months ago:
Am I out of touch
No :)
is this guy just an extreme privileged cunt?
Totes!
Although, my experience definitely differed. I tried the “Get a job out of highschool” thing, but there were lines around the block consisting of former cubicle-dwellers with 3 kids applying to my local In-N-Out Burger, so stuff was bleak. I was fortunate I was able to wait a little while.
- Comment on Humans are part of the ecosystem. 2 months ago:
The fascist part is: Ohh humans are the problem Okay, which humans? Who decides who gets what? Who lives and who dies? Is there any consideration for the power dynamics in our society (spoiler, no there is not)
That’s the part that always gets me. When I hear that argument it usually goes like this:
“There’s too many humans, we’re killing our planet :(”
“Yeah good thing you’re not one of those! Oh wait you are so…Okay, are you gonna be first in line to sacrifice yourself for the alleged Greater Good or. . .?”
“. . .”
“. . .well?”
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Interesting (scribbles on clipboard)…and for how many football fields would it span, exactly? And weigh how many Ford F150s?
- Comment on 2 months ago:
but it’ll cost way way more, and the budget isn’t unlimited.
I wish things weren’t always so short-sighted by default. I mean sometimes things evolve so maybe it’s better to leave room for teardown and improvement or whatnot.
But it seems if you’re not thinking in “quarterlies”, infrastructure that’s built once and simply maintained should cost a lot less in the long run.
But then I guess the contractors would dry up if they didn’t have to come rebuild it a dozen times a decade. :p
- Comment on you're doing ReSeArCh rong!! 3 months ago:
Seriously if we just hardcore PSA’d even basic media literacy skills into our culture, MAYBE people would stop thinking that random internet anecdotes (which are likely largely bot-driven these days) constitute “scientific evidence.”
- Comment on you're doing ReSeArCh rong!! 3 months ago:
LOL I wish it were like that. The “kids and their superior grasp of technology.” That’s how it’s supposed to be. They’re supposed to be smarter than us.
Indeed, with desktops and internet forums it really did seem to be going that way…and then with smartphones becoming specialized as content consumption and attention-capture devices, the kids started going backwards.
Yeah, they can swipe their lil’ fingers and use instagram now, but using files and folders or printing their homework? Relegated back to the esoteric and arcane arts. It’s tragic.
But this kids who do make a point to learn and teach themselves are doing incredible things.
So I guess, the average has dropped, and now we’re seeing two more prominent extremes. 🤔
…/TED_talk lol
- Comment on you're doing ReSeArCh rong!! 3 months ago:
And somebody’s gotta spray that RoundUp… hasn’t there been numerous class actions about the effects of that stuff? 😬
- Comment on We wouldn't listen, anyway. 3 months ago:
There’s your “Loading screen game tip” for today lol.
