I’m pretty sure…

You’re not gonna believe this but…

I think it all came from web marketing guru types.

And it circlejerked with business types to capitalize on shorter and shorter attention spans.

I was like you. I was a normal guy. And one day I decided to take a guess at why this irritating “writing style” came from…

…and you won’t believe what I came up with…I think it’s because…

People scroll, and short little paragraphs keep you reading.

In bite-sized little chunks. So you keep scrolling and scrolling waiting for it to get to the point…

…so what are you waiting for? Lame call to action by clicking the button below to get added to my email list with 900 days risk free…

…and one day you too can have a Lambo.

…Ugh that made me physically sick writing like that even as a joke LOL.