Bravo. A masterpiece.
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MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 weeks agoI’m pretty sure…
You’re not gonna believe this but…
I think it all came from web marketing guru types.
And it circlejerked with business types to capitalize on shorter and shorter attention spans.
I was like you. I was a normal guy. And one day I decided to take a guess at why this irritating “writing style” came from…
…and you won’t believe what I came up with…I think it’s because…
People scroll, and short little paragraphs keep you reading.
In bite-sized little chunks. So you keep scrolling and scrolling waiting for it to get to the point…
…so what are you waiting for? Lame call to action by clicking the button below to get added to my email list with 900 days risk free…
…and one day you too can have a Lambo.
…Ugh that made me physically sick writing like that even as a joke LOL.
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Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Good god this is so draining
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Isn’t it insufferable? Agh!
I hope my version was at least sorta funny while making the point and highlighting a lot of those stupid tricks they use. I should drop a few lines though so it’s not so malicious lol…
Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Absolutely, yes, it was good satire. Please, don’t do it again
Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I guess it works too, I just read all that.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I hope it was at least satirically entertaining and perhaps a touch cathartic! XD
I’m sure you’ve also had that experience where you ended up scrolling and scrolling those stupid websites to see what their deal was, even though you knew it was 100% nonsense lol.