I guess I’d put up some tarps to prevent the inevitable blood splatter from staining the walls and floor?
How would you decorate this room?
Submitted 11 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 11 months ago
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The blood splatter is the decoration.
x4740N@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s not a fan, it’s a head slicer
supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s a hedge trimmer
lordmauve@programming.dev 11 months ago
Yeah, decorate it just with a tremendous amount of dark red paint, spattered away from the fan, heaviest in the fan corner
Twinkletoes@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Cannabis plants and grow lights
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
with a bucket, a mop, a broom and dust pan, a shelf with some bottles of Windex and Soft Scrub and other S.C. Johnson® products, a stack of furnace filters against one wall and the front one always falls over, and probably a vacuum.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And an illustrated book about birds.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Reminds me of my high school buddy who was in a family with 8 kids. Every closet in that house became a bedroom.
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sex ed was that bad huh
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What ru talking about? THey were clearly good at it.
PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The Kids Who Lived.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I would start adding some fake blood stains around the fan
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I came here to specifically say this.
whatsisface@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Fake?
pjwestin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Get an artist to paint an airplane crashing through the ceiling and make the propeller the fan.
NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I was thinking high stake tie-rack, but this one is better
ReiRose@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Here for the airplane angle too Got enchanted by the forest suggestion…so aircraft crashing in a forest!
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Add some slanted flooring and decorate the whole room at the same angle as the fan.
ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 months ago
Then take psychedelics and lock yourself in.
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 11 months ago
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 11 months ago
That poor fan is just waiting to tear itself apart.
Why don’t you turn on the fan then lock the door, and call it “the Schrodinger’s room”. Quantum mechanics says that after a while, the fan is both functioning and broken, spinning in an endless dance of probability.
Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You will likely hear the fan tear itself apart from outside of the room, such an event is absolutely loud enough to be heard from outside the door, plus the fact that the little bits of fan that are left afterwards will probably continue spinning and likely bumping into the ceiling (if it’s hanging from the wires).
ArcticAmphibian@lemmus.org 11 months ago
If a fan falls in a closed room but nobody is around to hear it, did it make a sound?
Rubanski@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Yeah, I am very sure the bearings on a fan are not designed to withstand side loads
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m not sure who needs to know this, but they make angled mounting kits for ceiling fans.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This isn’t that type of situation. This room is not meant to be right. It is where only wrong exists. There is a litany of people who allowed this room to exist and they all knew what should have been, but they all allowed this space to come to pass.
This room is meant to not be, but has allowed to be because it is forsaken by the collective creation of humanity.
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The weiling fan is decoration enough
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
I wouldn’t bother.
duffman@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Enclose it and make a secret door to enter.
Tetsuo@jlai.lu 11 months ago
I call it the depression portal.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 11 months ago
How come nobody has mentioned a walk-in closet yet?!
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 11 months ago
With my own blood after I hit my head on the fan.
ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 months ago
Add another fan a few feet to the left of the first one to make the room more visually balanced.
sxan@midwest.social 11 months ago
I was thinking… just more fans everywhere. On every wall.
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
then use it as a server room
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 months ago
More ceiling fans.
01011@monero.town 11 months ago
Fire would brighten up the room.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 11 months ago
For sure. Let insurance buy you a house that wasn’t made by a 3rd year architectual design student trying to be different for the sake of being different.
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wtf is with the low wall fan? It seems low enough that you could just walk into it. I am not the guy that people would call safety conscious, but I do draw the line at spinning blades hitting my head.
ReiRose@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Aside from aircraft painted on wall, I think put a mattress area on the floor (or comfy seating) and paint a galaxy in glow in the dark paint.
hperrin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Everything angles the same as the fan.
Shanedino@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Boulder cave.
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is the only really good idea on this thread.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Weed smoke.
robocall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
a hot box room!
robocall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I know !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world says “anything and everything goes” but isn’t there a more appropriate instance for this question?
nonailsleft@lemm.ee 11 months ago
VR racing sim
stoy@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Put in a long clothes rack, boom! walk-in closet
Bonehead@kbin.social 11 months ago
With a built-in clothes dryer!
hOrni@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The fan is there to hang a noose. It’s not even plugged in.
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The fan won’t last very long, the bearings aren’t designed to operate like that. (Even if you don’t hit it with your head…)
Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Chainsaw and a skylight. A big one too, like one of these
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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You want a sawzall, not a chainsaw. The former is a precision cutting tool, the latter is for arboreal maintenance.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
I want a wrecking ball, but ok.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 11 months ago
Also a chainsaw cuts chains, while a sawzall isn’t called a sawzmost.
Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ah yes, that would make sense.
I’m over here thinking like a firefighter trying to ventilate a roof, not like a contractor trying to install a window.
Djtecha@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I thought it was for c sections…
Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dont tell me what I want!
residentmarchant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just…uhh…move to a place that has a balcony?