Karyoplasma
@Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de
- Comment on WhatsApp appears to have ads now. Good thing I don't really use it anymore. 1 day ago:
I didn’t notice. I don’t use a messenger app. I only use the fucking SMS text like back in 2004.
- Comment on Had to look this up 6 days ago:
The difference between Palestinians and house elves is that Palestinians don’t like being in a concentration camp that is constantly being bombarded by its guards.
House elves like being servile and the thing that struck Hermione the most is that many owners took advantage of their servitude by using them as a valve to live out their sadism. Hermione’s biggest flaw was that her goals were all over the place and it would have been better to just cross out the cruel treatment of the elves by pursuing a protection law similar to the law to “protect” muggles. Protect in quotes here because wizards and witches (especially the adult ones) are batshit fucking insane and care much more about their secrecy than the victims of the crime. Meddling with shit like health care and wages for house elves, which they don’t even want, is pointless.
- Comment on She strongly disagrees 1 week ago:
“Don’t hold me to or judge me on what I said” is a deeply narcissistic trait.
- Comment on LICK EM 5 weeks ago:
No, they clearly mean “thongs”.
- Comment on it's time 1 month ago:
They become pretty fat, so the energy storage outweighs the increased consumption. I can always tell when they are about to leave because they are significantly round.
- Comment on Emperor of overpromising Peter Molyneux says he's done with games after Masters of Albion, which is also his 'redemption title' 1 month ago:
B&W2 was meh. I liked the erratic nature of creature behavior in 1, even tho it meant that you had to be more involved. Not punishing your creature for bad behavior was interpreted as encouraging it, which made your buddy in a scheming, little brat and that was funny.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
They don’t do that because the controller chip will cancel vibration after a while. The reason for that is exactly what you would imagine people used it for.
- Comment on it's time 1 month ago:
Blue is always getting pushed. Migratory birds become fat before the flight to have the energy requires and hibernating species do the same so they can afford to eat very little during winter.
- Comment on I'm gonna die on this hill or die trying 1 month ago:
You can force the double spaces. Like this.
- Comment on Haven't they suffered enough? 1 month ago:
Now, Senator Booker also said ‘We should have bipartisan agreements’. I think that’s a great idea, we should have bipartisan agreement. How about we all come together and say ‘let’s stop murders’? How about we all come together and say ‘let’s stop rape’? How about we all come together and say ‘let’s stop attacking pedophiles’?
Context doesn’t make it any better. He literally thinks attacking pedophiles is akin to rape and murder lol (not actually lol, quite sad)
- Comment on Necessary post procedure care for vasectomy 1 month ago:
If you fap with your right hand, how the fuck are you supposed to hold the mouse?
- Comment on The Pokémon Company confirms that no, its imagery was not granted for use in disturbing US Department of Homeland Security video | Eurogamer 1 month ago:
Nintendo only sues people that have not enough money to fight back.
- Comment on do you use non violent communication at the workplace? 2 months ago:
Are you working at returns in retail?
- Comment on The 2025 Ig Nobel Prize Winners 2 months ago:
Chemistry prize makes me nervous.
- Comment on Well then 2 months ago:
If you do what you love, you will never work a day in your life.
Usually it’s because they’re not hiring, but some people are just that lucky.
- Comment on Doot doot 2 months ago:
They weigh about 1kg. The force of air is harder to answer as it’s less about how hard you blow and more about how loose or tight your lips are around the mouthpiece. But since dolphins can blow water several meters into the air, I’d just assume they can produce more than enough force to make a note.
- Comment on Doot doot 2 months ago:
No, needs to be 2. A dolphin’s windpipe is not connected to their mouth, so they couldn’t push air in 1.
- Comment on Doot doot 2 months ago:
They are called valves and not pushing any valves is called “playing open”. It just produces the trumpet’s harmonic series over its fundamental frequency, kinda like a bugle. Most trumpets are Bb trumpets, so dolphins could theoretically play all notes in that series. That’s very hard and requires excellent lip control, of course.
- Comment on Soup season 2 months ago:
I’d probably use an immersion blender anyway, but it’s not required.
- Comment on Soup season 2 months ago:
I mean, you can literally just chuck pizza into water and boil it until it breaks up and forms a broth. You might have to add a bit more seasoning afterwards to make up for the higher water content, but it should taste the same.
- Comment on No stuffing your hair in your hat to get an interview... 2 months ago:
Lemme translate:
The work-life-balance in our company is so terrible that our turnover is insane, so please, please do our dirty work and get scraps in return.
- Comment on ✅✅✅ 2 months ago:
ok, ass: wiped X was funny
- Comment on Chirp in Fahrenheit 2 months ago:
Is that an AI generated thermometer? The scaling makes no sense whatsoever lol
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 2 months ago:
I know 2 people that both had an accident this way. One tore of a tendon around the knee, the other fractured their hand from trying to cushion their fall. And I don’t know that many people.
- Comment on Got yourself a deal 2 months ago:
Organized religion is destructive and harmful, homosexuality is not. Easy choice.
- Comment on Habit tracker 3 months ago:
I abandoned my dreams and all it did was make me too depressed to do the other 5 things on the list.
- Comment on So GOG going to relist Devotion? Seeing how they're about freedom to buy games. 3 months ago:
Not a mistake, just a little jab towards Winnie the Ping maybe.
- Comment on UK Users Need to Post Selfie or Photo ID to View Reddit's r/IsraelCrimes, r/UkraineWarFootage 3 months ago:
Didn’t read the article, but the title is probably just your run-of-the-mill engagement bait and only tangentially related to the content. It’s 2025 after all.
- Comment on LOOK at these WOKE LIBRAL PROFESSORS showing PORN ALL DAY to OUR CHILDREN 3 months ago:
Not a med student, but I would rule out syphilis and tuberculosis. So I’d have a 1 in 3, not bad, not bad.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
What I think is funny is that if you assumed E=mc^2 for all particles, then that would mean that red light is lighter than blue light.