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Tell Borts I said "Hi"

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I love how the first two names are the same real names and in alphabetical order, then the next one is nearly a real name, sounds nearly like the first two, and is nearly in alphabetical order, and from there on the names just get weirder and more out of order.

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    • skulblaka@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Watching an AI’s sanity leak out in real time is fascinating

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  • HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My son is also named borts

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    • Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We need more Borts license plates!

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hufflepuff class roster.

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    • cryostars@lemmyf.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Gryffindor Slytherin Ravenclaw Hufflepuff

      Which one of these does not belong?

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s me isn’t it I’ll pack my bags

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Jorch looks like he’s repeating 12th grade for the twentieth time.

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    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And Chunus has been living in a cave since kindergarten

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  • rem26_art@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    omg is that the yearbook picture of Jort, the inventor of Jorts?!??!!? no way!!!

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean, not too far off from crazy American names Especially the one that’s like someone was Ashleigh and wanted to be “even more unique”.

    I forget the source but I remember seeing a list of high schoolers in a town in one of the Dakotas. I swear Borts would be on that list.

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    • Gabu@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Borts Impson

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      • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Humby Impson

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  • fernandu00@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nice NFT collection you got there. If we were back in 2022 you’d definitely sell them for some eth.

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  • Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Shamp. Fuckin Shamp.

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    • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s always Shamp.

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  • magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Hammin, if you say ‘hey, guys, this party needs some Hammin up!’ one more time, I will leave your corpse in a dumpster.”

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  • RGB3x3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Are we censoring “AI” now to avoid social media filters?

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    • skygirl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or just the auto-reply bots that swarm like flies on certain keywords

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      • RGB3x3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That makes more sense

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  • Infynis@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I like that it forgot it was putting them in alphabetical order halfway through the second line. Also, Foob and Fooby are definitely twins, and I would love to meet their parents

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    • ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Poor Fooly - they were triplets but he always gets left out.

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m actually a little impressed that the words are at all legible. Dune of them even make sense. Which begs the question; how many goddamn Aidens are in this stupid country?

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dune of them

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      • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The spīce must flöw

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    • herrvogel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Legible text has long been solved. Plenty of diffusion models out there that can generate perfectly normal looking legible text. The words might be complete gibberish, but at least they’re legible gibberish.

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    • bilb@lem.monster ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My guess is that there was some guidance in the prompt for the names since a lot of them are similar.

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      • MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I bet there was a little Photoshop guidance in there too

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wonder what Chunus is up to these days?

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    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I heard he got big.

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      • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nah, that’s his mate Chungus. This guy Chunus has been overshadowed for most of his life.

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Aiden & Aiden look like twins. Their AI mom could’ve at least come up with 2 different names for her twin sons.

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    • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Borts is constantly being confused for Borts.

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      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You might think so but the only Borts I would invite to my birthday party is the one on the right. The left Borts has a reputation for eating everyone’s birthday cake.

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    • Gerudo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m not shitting you. My distant aunt by marriage has 3 kids. Karen, Karin, Karyn

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      • eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Antonia, Antônia, and Antónia.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Also, only two people named Aiden in the entire class and they’re both spelled the same? Most unrealistic part of the whole thing!

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  • Yankee_Self_Loader@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m sorry, were you talking to me?

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    • Jimbabwe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No, my sons are also named Borts.

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  • SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No way Borts and Chunus are in the same grade.

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  • nublug@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    aiden aiden braiden bootus borts borts is poetry

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    • SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s Briaden

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  • DrDominate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It tried really hard to keep them in alphabetical order.

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  • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • elliot_crane@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I heard that left Borts was a little bit too interested in WWII history…

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Remember Asheliigynne

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    • magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I got the t-shirt that I only wore once to the candlelight vigil. Eventually, I’ll put it in a trash bag with a bunch of other stuff I don’t wear, and donate it at a clothing drive.

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Kill Asheliigynme, fuck Furtus, marry Borts (yes both borts).

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    • Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bootus got dem DSLs though

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  • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’d think AI would be better at replicating text and font, it’s quite possibly one of the most intentionally consistent forms you could possibly analyze.

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  • Skates@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Gotta suck being a teacher for this class when you just know Jorch is gonna end up framed by Tom Riddle for opening the chamber of secrets.

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  • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How could I forget the Crabbe Brothers, good ol’ Shimp and Shamp?

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  • AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Those names. I’m cryyyyyin 🤣

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hobem -> hold them doors

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  • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Tag yourself, I’m Foob

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    • dessimbelackis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I gotta be Shamp. But you know what they say, better Shamp than Shimp.

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    • owatnext@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m Ashelyginne

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    • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m Jorch. You seen Hogby around? We kind of fell out of touch after that thing with Hunby.

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      • meco03211@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Were you named after a jean torch?

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    • marduk@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Jorch all day, buddy

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  • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hunby looks like he’ll offer you a sports car if you’re the last person to take your hand off it.

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  • Gabu@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Chunus is friend-coded. Well, more-so canadian woodcutter coded, but he looks friendly.

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