My son is also named borts
Tell Borts I said "Hi"
Submitted 8 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 8 months ago
Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 8 months ago
We need more Borts license plates!
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Hufflepuff class roster.
cryostars@lemmyf.uk 8 months ago
Gryffindor Slytherin Ravenclaw Hufflepuff
Which one of these does not belong?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s me isn’t it I’ll pack my bags
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Jorch looks like he’s repeating 12th grade for the twentieth time.
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 8 months ago
And Chunus has been living in a cave since kindergarten
rem26_art@fedia.io 8 months ago
omg is that the yearbook picture of Jort, the inventor of Jorts?!??!!? no way!!!
taiyang@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I mean, not too far off from crazy American names Especially the one that’s like someone was Ashleigh and wanted to be “even more unique”.
I forget the source but I remember seeing a list of high schoolers in a town in one of the Dakotas. I swear Borts would be on that list.
fernandu00@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Nice NFT collection you got there. If we were back in 2022 you’d definitely sell them for some eth.
Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Shamp. Fuckin Shamp.
sbv@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
It’s always Shamp.
magnetosphere@fedia.io 8 months ago
“Hammin, if you say ‘hey, guys, this party needs some Hammin up!’ one more time, I will leave your corpse in a dumpster.”
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Are we censoring “AI” now to avoid social media filters?
skygirl@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Or just the auto-reply bots that swarm like flies on certain keywords
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That makes more sense
Infynis@midwest.social 8 months ago
I like that it forgot it was putting them in alphabetical order halfway through the second line. Also, Foob and Fooby are definitely twins, and I would love to meet their parents
ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 8 months ago
Poor Fooly - they were triplets but he always gets left out.
Etterra@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m actually a little impressed that the words are at all legible. Dune of them even make sense. Which begs the question; how many goddamn Aidens are in this stupid country?
herrvogel@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Legible text has long been solved. Plenty of diffusion models out there that can generate perfectly normal looking legible text. The words might be complete gibberish, but at least they’re legible gibberish.
bilb@lem.monster 8 months ago
My guess is that there was some guidance in the prompt for the names since a lot of them are similar.
MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I bet there was a little Photoshop guidance in there too
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Wonder what Chunus is up to these days?
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I heard he got big.
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Nah, that’s his mate Chungus. This guy Chunus has been overshadowed for most of his life.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Aiden & Aiden look like twins. Their AI mom could’ve at least come up with 2 different names for her twin sons.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Borts is constantly being confused for Borts.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You might think so but the only Borts I would invite to my birthday party is the one on the right. The left Borts has a reputation for eating everyone’s birthday cake.
Gerudo@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I’m not shitting you. My distant aunt by marriage has 3 kids. Karen, Karin, Karyn
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Antonia, Antônia, and Antónia.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Also, only two people named Aiden in the entire class and they’re both spelled the same? Most unrealistic part of the whole thing!
Yankee_Self_Loader@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m sorry, were you talking to me?
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 8 months ago
No, my sons are also named Borts.
SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 8 months ago
No way Borts and Chunus are in the same grade.
nublug@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
aiden aiden braiden bootus borts borts is poetry
SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
It’s Briaden
DrDominate@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It tried really hard to keep them in alphabetical order.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
elliot_crane@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I heard that left Borts was a little bit too interested in WWII history…
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Remember Asheliigynne
magnetosphere@fedia.io 8 months ago
I got the t-shirt that I only wore once to the candlelight vigil. Eventually, I’ll put it in a trash bag with a bunch of other stuff I don’t wear, and donate it at a clothing drive.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Kill Asheliigynme, fuck Furtus, marry Borts (yes both borts).
Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Bootus got dem DSLs though
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 8 months ago
You’d think AI would be better at replicating text and font, it’s quite possibly one of the most intentionally consistent forms you could possibly analyze.
Skates@feddit.nl 8 months ago
Gotta suck being a teacher for this class when you just know Jorch is gonna end up framed by Tom Riddle for opening the chamber of secrets.
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
How could I forget the Crabbe Brothers, good ol’ Shimp and Shamp?
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Those names. I’m cryyyyyin 🤣
abbadon420@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Hobem -> hold them doors
salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
Tag yourself, I’m Foob
dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I gotta be Shamp. But you know what they say, better Shamp than Shimp.
owatnext@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m Ashelyginne
sbv@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I’m Jorch. You seen Hogby around? We kind of fell out of touch after that thing with Hunby.
meco03211@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Were you named after a jean torch?
marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
Jorch all day, buddy
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Hunby looks like he’ll offer you a sports car if you’re the last person to take your hand off it.
Gabu@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Chunus is friend-coded. Well, more-so canadian woodcutter coded, but he looks friendly.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
I love how the first two names are the same real names and in alphabetical order, then the next one is nearly a real name, sounds nearly like the first two, and is nearly in alphabetical order, and from there on the names just get weirder and more out of order.
skulblaka@startrek.website 8 months ago
Watching an AI’s sanity leak out in real time is fascinating