Jimbabwe
@Jimbabwe@lemmy.world
- Comment on Trump Administration Asks Supreme Court to End Protections for Haitian Immigrants 3 days ago:
After a long week of starting stupid wars, bombing schools, dodging Epstein fallout, fucking up the world economy and environment, I’m glad glad they’re still finding the time to be racist pieces of shit…
- Comment on Anon didn't like the loot 4 days ago:
The jangled skeletons guarding the entrance to Shart’s Hollow have a 1/100 chance of dropping a Putrid Shart Shard. If you combine 12 of them, you can craft a rare opposite-handed Bambieshart Brocade that, when dual wielded, gives a stacked 0.09% boost to critical hits. This strategy is crucial to my main build that is just the two brocades and a Grisly Thong, for aesthetic purposes.
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 6 days ago:
I choose to interpret it literally
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 6 days ago:
Weird that cancer and wolf are grouped together
- Comment on whos your favorite borg? mine is localhost 1 week ago:
Weird. Everyone else did!
- Comment on whos your favorite borg? mine is localhost 1 week ago:
No she had a full bosom and Data DID bang
- Comment on whos your favorite borg? mine is localhost 1 week ago:
The one with the slimy bosom that Data wanted to bang
- Comment on meanwhile on instagram 3 weeks ago:
If you had a penny for every magatard that actually knew what fascism was you wouldn’t have enough to buy lunch
- Comment on Im stupid but have money 1 month ago:
Buy stocks in companies that you:
- Know and understand what they do
- Generally vibe okay with that kinda business
- See the appeal for consumers in a general sense
- Ideally don’t have a lot of other companies doing the same thing
- Comment on You grew up with it. Imagine having to learn it 1 month ago:
Set does not have 400+ meanings, fuck these linguistic posers
- Comment on Auto update 2 months ago:
I don’t get it
- Comment on that is crazy! 2 months ago:
I want to masturbate but I can’t remember the rags!
- Comment on Judge Convicted of Obstructing Agents as They Sought Undocumented Immigrant 2 months ago:
That’s pretty fucked up.
- Comment on ‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted 3 months ago:
Sometimes this timeline is too absurd not to love a little bit
- Comment on Corn me up, snake 🐍🌽 3 months ago:
Instructions unclear. Snake is now up me cornhole. Please advise.
- Comment on "Nevertheless, the vaginal sounds that were sent will have reached Epsilon Eridani in 1996 and Tau Ceti in 1998. It is unclear what sort of reply we should expect." 3 months ago:
I actually chose my words very carefully because I wasn’t sure either. Unpaid? Or the women volunteered without even being asked? I’d normally think the latter, but it seems pretty bizarre!
- Comment on "Nevertheless, the vaginal sounds that were sent will have reached Epsilon Eridani in 1996 and Tau Ceti in 1998. It is unclear what sort of reply we should expect." 4 months ago:
Not research, but artistic! And the article said the volunteers were unsolicited, so they were (presumably) happy to contribute to the cause!
- Comment on Are you even old enough to remember number 1? 4 months ago:
- Comment on Are you even old enough to remember number 1? 4 months ago:
12 but my dad had a 1!
- Comment on One of my favorites 4 months ago:
Rats, foiled again. I woulda gotten away with it if it weren’t for you foiling kids!
- Comment on One of my favorites 4 months ago:
That’s when you wrap your coworker’s cubicle in tin foil as a practical joke, right?
- Comment on wax on 5 months ago:
If you want to make a bee from scratch, you must first invent the universe
- Comment on How to poop outdoors in a way that won’t harm the environment and other hikers 6 months ago:
I love the combo of this blog’s subject with its domain name.
I sent it to several friends and asked them “Have you had ‘The Conversation’ with your loved ones?”
- Comment on Hypothetically, if you have memory problems and need to write down events, is there a system which you can verify that its not tampered with? (Like a digital checksum, but for a journal) 6 months ago:
You could invent your own. It wouldn’t stop someone who was really determined to trick you, because the tradeoff between convenience and perfect security would likely leave you vulnerable to reverse engineering. But that being said, you can take your message, reverse it, Caesar cypher it, replace letters with numbers, drop vowels or spaces, etc etc until you’ve mangled it into a “hash” that only you know how to produce.
- Comment on Omlette du bonjour 6 months ago:
- Comment on 6 months ago:
Got it. MouselemmingFromLemmyKillswitch.exe pushed to production
- Comment on 6 months ago:
I don’t know what his former company does, but it’s easy to imagine scenarios on both ends of the spectrum. From processing Bejeweled microtransaction payments to ER intake or ambulance dispatch. Doesn’t really matter in the end. Software is everywhere and we all use it. Unless the company is so bad that damaging it is a political act of defiance against evil (I’m looking at you, Nestle, Blackwater, etc), then there’s really no good argument for employees burning shit on their way out.
- Comment on 6 months ago:
Kinda heroic, ngl. I think the prison sentence is appropriate, but if I was let go after 11 years, I’d harbor fantasies of doing something similar. They’d stay fantasies, though.
- Comment on The curse of ‘Disco Elysium’, the greatest RPG ever made 7 months ago:
Sometimes it’s OK to make strong statements.
How fucking dare you
- Comment on GOG NSFW Giveaway 7 months ago:
Treasure of Nadia is legit a good game
