Submitted 6 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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I don’t trust the liberal science agenda so I did my own research. Using some back-of-the-napkin math and my telescope, I’m now blind from looking at the sun through a telescope. This is being transcribed by my trad wife. My results:
2 > 1
This one checks out, folks.
You must be a terrorist because that’s MUSLIM MATH! Those are not Christian numbers and feel it necessary to report this comment to the FBI, the Federal Biblical Investigators.
Al-Gebra
How’s this instead: II > I
What, you don’t believe in the Nemesis hypothesis?
Because that would bring it up to… hang on, let me get my calculator…
Two stars in the solar system.
Fascinating proposal, professor. Thankfully I can adjust my equations quite easily:
2 ≥ 2
Thank you for your service.
You only see the bright white light kind of star?
That’s racist.
As someone who worked in a gas station for 24 years…
sigh
I’d do it. I’d suck it up. I’d make some damn good friends along the way and then I’d never maintain those friendships and feel guilty for the rest of rest of my life. “Just call him dipshit. He’s going through a divorce! Just go fishing! Pleaaassse! Ok, here goes. Tomorrow.”
This is one of the most fascinating comments I’ve ever encountered on Lemmy
Wut?
I have no idea how I ended up here. Swear to god I was on the post about the trolley, saving people, and small talk. No shit. Never even seen this post.
And now I’ve posted it in the correct location.
You got me. Had to whatever the thought equivalent of double take is.
Doubleponder.
In Paris they have the metric
Paris you can buy a beer and McDonald’s, you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese? They don’t call it a quarter pounder with cheese, and again the metric system, what do they call it they call it a Royale".
The Quarter Pounder is sold under different names in countries that don’t use the pound as a unit of weight. In France, Belgium, Croatia, and Cyprus, it’s called the Royal Cheese. The reasoning behind this is that they use the metric system so they wouldn’t know what a “quarter pounder” is.
If i had fallen for it, i would have had a quarter ponder :)
Had yourself a thinkythink
The term you’re looking for is doublethink.
On an unrelated note: 2+2=5
Not if you count Taylor Swift
Is the joke that there is only one star in our solar system? The sun?
…and only 2 hydrogen atoms in a molecule of water (H2O)
I was sure of the 2 H atoms but wasn’t sure if the sun was the only star. Thanks for the clarification.
Second time i see this, still funny :)
Made me think for a second.
I just saw that series recently. What a wonderful show.
It really is a wonderful show. I watched it again recently because it’s that time of year, so this was on my mind. 😁
Me mum can sing the potato and molasses song
It’s true
Which solar system?
And this prove what exactly…??
That there are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are s’s in your entire comment.
Once again, 2 > 1 holds true.
Thank fuck. I was worried for a second.
that stars don’t have hydrogen atoms
There is more than one hydrogen atom in a glass of water.
i already knew the sun was a star, but know i know the other stars are just a wallpaper.
mipadaitu@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Oh fuck… It’s so stupid it’s smart.