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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Before buying this printer, I made a quick search to confirm that it has wifi connectivity... (the algorithm lied to me)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is also why you get search results that seem like this model has wifi.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨l fixed it!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think there is room for any more text.

  I hope OP gets it right this time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That’s wild. Which Wendy’s though?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  OP knows. Keepsing it for itself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a murder investigation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You put the punchline in the title. You murderer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate that that happens⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Many times you don’t need the first “that” at all.

  Did you know that I play soccer?

  Vs

  Did you know I play soccer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah yes, regression⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a hard time reading. Could not stop laughing enough to get past the fourth paragraph. Sides hurt, would not recommend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are peole hating on .world?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to upvote you, but your tally is at 69 right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok boomer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  See if your email provider lets you whitelist addresses. Every known sender goes to inbox, ask the rest to trash. Great for keeping things tidy and helping to sniff out fake emails from eboy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Science fact⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Which solar system?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney lost nearly a third of a billion dollars on two Marvel movies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A) Ant man is such a stupid movie. “He keeps his same inertia even though he’s tiny” <Grown man proceeds to walk on people with no apparent physical effect>

  B) Never trust Hollywood accounting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate how anything without "world" in its name is just about the US⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is lemmy.world, you would have to join lemmy.{country} for lands beyond the fruited plains and purple mountains majesty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when someone is considered trespassing, are they 'legally trespassing ' or 'illegally trespassing'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Legally, they’re trespassing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Answer to yesterday's question] The number of active users on lemmy-join is now back to normal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  *Fewer argumentative assholes.

  :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cucumber 🥒⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where are the ‘?’ marks. Is this how people write now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨House spiders⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Temporarily Unhoused Spiders

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stained Glass⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait. They eat mosquitos?

  How do I attract more of these flying dragons?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not a good liar but need to pretend I like my current job and not rant about how much I dislike it till I find a job I like more. How do I make my coworkers and supervisors believe this lie?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So, how do I become a better liar to the tune of: I want to keep working here, I like what I do, I like seeing patients leave healthy and independent to live their lives

  You have to believe the lie yourself. That’s it. Find a challenge in the BS, smile, and look for growth and development opportunities.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crystals⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Not real”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does a list of lemmy instance and main language exist?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  lemmyverse.net

  The main filter includes language.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What if?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So… what would happen?

  I know you watched.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn 🌽⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So its the corn that is genetically modified.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NOAA sending a message.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what happens when we let AI read the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How exactly does one eat 1500 calories a day?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No the poor advice is to go below bmr by some rando who says, “No it’s cool. Nutritionists don’t know what they are talking about.”. But go for it. Do like everyone else who is in a rush and turn your diet into a roller coaster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How exactly does one eat 1500 calories a day?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  On apple there is an app called mynetdiary. HIGHLY recommended to help answer your questions. It sounds like finances are an issue, but the paid version really helps you dial in nutrition with detailed nutrient info and meal plans. The key feature of this app for me was the predicted weight loss trend line… and then seeing my results line up perfectly. It’s almost like they knew what they were talking about.

  DO NOT go below bmr…

  If you are going into deficit, stave off the full effect of adaptive thermogenesis (“starvation mode”) with weights and higher levels of protein.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inconceivable Horror⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Stole it he did! He tricks me into looking at another model, and the minute I has me back turned, he makes off with me favorite ‘at!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ummmm humans....⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well I… never thought of it as a lure before. Huh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hermit Crab Housing Market⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They also duke it out if two crabs want the same shell. I recall one video where two crabs were goin round the outside when a third one just moves into the shell. Hilarious at scale, but I bet the first two were pissed. Good thing they weren’t pistol shrimp.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Physics problems⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I just realized oily feathers probably explain why penguins rocket through / out of the water so well. Non-mixing liquids and all that. I think I’m on to something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boopable⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You boop, I’ll watch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Really helps with the cravings⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  PSA: When chewing on cables, unplug them first.