Iāll outlive all my enemies so I can piss on their grave with oddly colored pee because I wonāt go to the doctor!
Stay strong, fellas šŖš»
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sumguyonline@lemmy.world āØ12ā© āØhoursā© ago
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today āØ12ā© āØhoursā© ago
Iāll see you in Valhalla, brother.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works āØ14ā© āØhoursā© ago
You know all that medical gaslighting and not having their problems taken seriously women complain about?
Men donāt experience that as much because we just donāt go to the doctor in the first place.
shneancy@lemmy.world āØ6ā© āØhoursā© ago
hell yeah brother we donāt need a doctor to gaslight us, we can do that just fine on our own, repeatedly saying āiām fine, itāll go away soon anywayā (half joking)
tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world āØ1ā© āØhourā© ago
Doctors hate it! Cure your depression with this one simple trick! (may cause suicide in some cases)
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today āØ14ā© āØhoursā© ago
Unless Iām literally bleeding out, Iād rather shoot myself in the dick than go a doctor
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works āØ6ā© āØhoursā© ago
But if you shot yourself in the dick, now youāre bleeding out.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world āØ15ā© āØhoursā© ago
Jokes on you, Iām gonna Iām gonna die from alcoholism.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today āØ15ā© āØhoursā© ago
At least you wonāt die from feeblemindedness or lack of resolve.
credo@lemmy.world āØ16ā© āØhoursā© ago
Poor web site. We barely even knew ye.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world āØ16ā© āØhoursā© ago
Iāve spent five minutes analyzing this to see if someoneās trying to do a politics
I think the Ad Council graffitiād their own sign
Dr_Box@lemmy.world āØ14ā© āØhoursā© ago
Its about ignoring symptoms of serious underlying health problems. Its probably specifically referring to testicular or prostate cancer
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world āØ2ā© āØhoursā© ago
I mean yeah I get that
But did they spray paint āno we wontā deliberately, did someone else do it as a joke, or what? Either is equally plausible
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca āØ16ā© āØhoursā© ago
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world āØ6ā© āØhoursā© ago
True story, I had serious pain in my chest and got a metallic taste in my mouth, my left shoulder started hurting and i had trouble breathing. I went to the emergency room, thinking i was having a heart attack. they did an ekg, told me i was fine and sent me on my merry way. The pain comes and goes every now and again, but i just power through it like a real man does.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works āØ6ā© āØhoursā© ago
One night when I was 18, like a couple months before I turned 19, I was having a fitful nightmare. And mind you, I didnāt have nightmares yet because I hadnāt gone to aircraft mechanic school by that point. I woke up extremely nauseous and with terrible abdominal pain. I staggered into the bathroom and puked my guts out. This wasnāt something I ate or some stomach flu, this was different. I couldnāt stand up for the pain in my midsection. I convinced my mother to drive me to the hospital, where they gave me Maalox.
For 18 months this went on, every now and again once or twice a month just BOOM, always at night, no apparent reason. We ruled out food allergies, I was prescribed everything from muscle relaxants to migraine medications. This interfered with my aviation medical certificate, I was grounded for ten months.
I was at University, away from my home town, and it happened again. One of my roommates drove me to a different hospital. The doc at the ER was a young chick with a nose ring, like Iām barely 20 by this time and she didnāt feel much older than me, she hadnāt been out of med school long. She had the bright idea to put me in a CT scanner while my tummy was actually hurting.
About 45 minutes later I was being whisked into an operating room to have my appendix removed, and the early morning thunderpukes never returned.
I had appendicitis for 18 months.