Iâll outlive all my enemies so I can piss on their grave with oddly colored pee because I wonât go to the doctor!
Stay strong, fellas đȘđ»
Submitted âšâš4â© âšweeksâ© agoâ© by âšMacNCheezus@lemmy.todayâ© to âš[deleted]â©
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sumguyonline@lemmy.world âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
Iâll see you in Valhalla, brother.
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
True story, I had serious pain in my chest and got a metallic taste in my mouth, my left shoulder started hurting and i had trouble breathing. I went to the emergency room, thinking i was having a heart attack. they did an ekg, told me i was fine and sent me on my merry way. The pain comes and goes every now and again, but i just power through it like a real man does.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
One night when I was 18, like a couple months before I turned 19, I was having a fitful nightmare. And mind you, I didnât have nightmares yet because I hadnât gone to aircraft mechanic school by that point. I woke up extremely nauseous and with terrible abdominal pain. I staggered into the bathroom and puked my guts out. This wasnât something I ate or some stomach flu, this was different. I couldnât stand up for the pain in my midsection. I convinced my mother to drive me to the hospital, where they gave me Maalox.
For 18 months this went on, every now and again once or twice a month just BOOM, always at night, no apparent reason. We ruled out food allergies, I was prescribed everything from muscle relaxants to migraine medications. This interfered with my aviation medical certificate, I was grounded for ten months.
I was at University, away from my home town, and it happened again. One of my roommates drove me to a different hospital. The doc at the ER was a young chick with a nose ring, like Iâm barely 20 by this time and she didnât feel much older than me, she hadnât been out of med school long. She had the bright idea to put me in a CT scanner while my tummy was actually hurting.
About 45 minutes later I was being whisked into an operating room to have my appendix removed, and the early morning thunderpukes never returned.
I had appendicitis for 18 months.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
Good grief - thatâs amazing. Either youâre exceptionally tough^1^, or that was one incredibly atypical case. Either way, glad you survived all that.
- I mean, most 18-year-olds are practically invincible by virtue of being at peak durability age-wise. But maybe this was different.
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
You can always consult a different doctor.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
Jokes on you, Iâm gonna Iâm gonna die from alcoholism.
stringere@sh.itjust.works âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
Iâve finally freed myself from my deadly vices (nicotine and alcohol) just in time to desperately need them as coping mechanisms for the living nightmare my country has become.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
At least you wonât die from feeblemindedness or lack of resolve.
credo@lemmy.world âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
Poor web site. We barely even knew ye.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
Iâve spent five minutes analyzing this to see if someoneâs trying to do a politics
I think the Ad Council graffitiâd their own sign
Dr_Box@lemmy.world âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
Its about ignoring symptoms of serious underlying health problems. Its probably specifically referring to testicular or prostate cancer
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
I mean yeah I get that
But did they spray paint âno we wontâ deliberately, did someone else do it as a joke, or what? Either is equally plausible
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
You know all that medical gaslighting and not having their problems taken seriously women complain about?
Men donât experience that as much because we just donât go to the doctor in the first place.
shneancy@lemmy.world âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
hell yeah brother we donât need a doctor to gaslight us, we can do that just fine on our own, repeatedly saying âiâm fine, itâll go away soon anywayâ (half joking)
tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
Doctors hate it! Cure your depression with this one simple trick! (may cause suicide in some cases)
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
Unless Iâm literally bleeding out, Iâd rather shoot myself in the dick than go a doctor
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
But if you shot yourself in the dick, now youâre bleeding out.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world âš4â© âšweeksâ© ago
As a cis male, Iâve found the opposite to be true. I do go to the Dr. for all kinds of stuff. I also tend to tell it like it is when in a consult/visit. Thatâs where I noticed that things are backwards for me. Iâm taken too seriously, as though Iâm under-playing my symptoms. Itâs actually led to a few cases of being over-prescribed on things.